IPB


Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

 Forum Rules Forum Rules
281 Pages V  « < 5 6 7 8 9 > »   
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> Armedassault.info End of Days Superparty, Celebrating the end of the world since 476!
Old Bear
post Apr 1 2011, 10:10
Post #121


Forum Addict
Group Icon

Group: Administrators
Posts: 875
Joined: 6-November 06
From: Provence, France
Member No.: 20



Well, the bad new is the cancer thing, of course ... and even if coloscopy is NO fun ... I know, strange the medic skip it, but nevermind
Surgery is NO fun, I also know, but the good is the thing is "limited", so I hope the surgery goes fine and that you'll be well soon.


--------------------
 
Quote Post
Indigo
post Apr 1 2011, 11:02
Post #122


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month
*******

Group: Members
Posts: 2,000
Joined: 7-November 10
From: Somerset, England
Member No.: 8,486



Im so glad pMaster! You are one lucky guy that they found it early!
Live long and prosper! wink.gif


--------------------
Win.
Seriously.
 
Quote Post
Wittmann
post Apr 1 2011, 11:33
Post #123


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire
Group Icon

Group: Administrators
Posts: 907
Joined: 5-November 06
From: Canberra, Australia
Member No.: 18



Hey pMaster, the staff are gonna chip in and and send Indigo over to nurse you as you recover.

Plus it will make JdB jealous. It will make the temporary incapacitation sweeter.


--------------------


Junglewraiths Clan - GAU
Evil Director of Forum Resources
 
Quote Post
JdB
post Apr 1 2011, 16:38
Post #124


Hipster addonmaker
*******

Group: Former .info Serviceman
Posts: 2,090
Joined: 1-November 06
From: Kingdom of the Netherlands
Member No.: 10



QUOTE(Wittmann @ Apr 1 2011, 12:33) *
Hey pMaster, the staff are gonna chip in and and send Indigo over to nurse you as you recover.

Plus it will make JdB jealous. It will make the temporary incapacitation sweeter.


Not quite, since I intend to send him something much more entertaining and memorable. I can't mention any specifics since it would spoil the fun (like photographs, measurements), but it involves one hot young blond Swedish female law student completely opposed to capitalism and the military, and one hot young French female biology student that likes to hug trees and free animals from medicine test sites with a thorough disliking of any product not made in a derelict building full of pot-smoking quasi-intellectuals, tied up and gagged so pMASTER can either rant at them unopposed for their views made up entirely of flawed logic or, well you can pretty much figure out the other possibility judging by the caravan-sized box of condoms and some Viagra just in case blues.gif

Try topping that naughty.gif


--------------------
Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.

 
Quote Post
Wittmann
post Apr 2 2011, 00:13
Post #125


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire
Group Icon

Group: Administrators
Posts: 907
Joined: 5-November 06
From: Canberra, Australia
Member No.: 18



He will likely be too sore to do much about it. wink.gif

So I say we send Indigo. At least she will play ArmA with him tongue.gif


--------------------


Junglewraiths Clan - GAU
Evil Director of Forum Resources
 
Quote Post
JdB
post Apr 2 2011, 01:10
Post #126


Hipster addonmaker
*******

Group: Former .info Serviceman
Posts: 2,090
Joined: 1-November 06
From: Kingdom of the Netherlands
Member No.: 10



QUOTE(Wittmann @ Apr 2 2011, 01:13) *
He will likely be too sore to do much about it. wink.gif


Then we can laugh at his impotence incompetence, it will be fun either way, for us anway happy.gif

This post has been edited by JdB: Apr 2 2011, 01:11


--------------------
Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.

 
Quote Post
Indigo
post Apr 2 2011, 08:14
Post #127


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month
*******

Group: Members
Posts: 2,000
Joined: 7-November 10
From: Somerset, England
Member No.: 8,486



Thanks Jdb tongue.gif
Id even wear my leather nurse suit sad.gif
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy tongue.gif
How is the new job going bg the way wittman? smile.gif


--------------------
Win.
Seriously.
 
Quote Post
pMASTER
post Apr 2 2011, 10:40
Post #128


Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain
Group Icon

Group: Site Team
Posts: 677
Joined: 5-November 06
From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1
Member No.: 19



ZITAT(Indigo @ Apr 2 2011, 09:14) *
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy tongue.gif
Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater good.


--------------------
Google Google and Google will google Google!



R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014
 
Quote Post
Indigo
post Apr 2 2011, 12:11
Post #129


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month
*******

Group: Members
Posts: 2,000
Joined: 7-November 10
From: Somerset, England
Member No.: 8,486



QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 2 2011, 10:40) *
Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater good.


The greater good hey? tongue.gif


--------------------
Win.
Seriously.
 
Quote Post
JdB
post Apr 2 2011, 13:23
Post #130


Hipster addonmaker
*******

Group: Former .info Serviceman
Posts: 2,090
Joined: 1-November 06
From: Kingdom of the Netherlands
Member No.: 10



QUOTE(Indigo @ Apr 2 2011, 09:14) *
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy tongue.gif


We very much believe in the principles of democracy/majority voting when it suits us.

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 2 2011, 11:40) *
Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater goods.


Fixed that for you wink.gif


--------------------
Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.

 
Quote Post
Toadball
post Apr 2 2011, 17:30
Post #131


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman
*****

Group: Former .info Serviceman
Posts: 718
Joined: 28-September 07
From: Glasgow, UK
Member No.: 1,331



Hope the surgery goes well smile.gif

Just witnessed the "lets just ask for directions" argument between a lass hiring the studio and her boyfriend regarding asking where the bathroom/WC/toilet/bog was...odd people.

This post has been edited by Toadball: Apr 2 2011, 17:32


--------------------
Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
 
Quote Post
pMASTER
post Apr 2 2011, 20:06
Post #132


Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain
Group Icon

Group: Site Team
Posts: 677
Joined: 5-November 06
From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1
Member No.: 19



ZITAT(Toadball @ Apr 2 2011, 18:30) *
Hope the surgery goes well smile.gif
I'm somewhat scared, to be honest. A renowned specialist is going to do it but there is a chance of long term adverse effects and they say it's gonna hurt a lot in the first days.


--------------------
Google Google and Google will google Google!



R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014
 
Quote Post
JdB
post Apr 2 2011, 21:06
Post #133


Hipster addonmaker
*******

Group: Former .info Serviceman
Posts: 2,090
Joined: 1-November 06
From: Kingdom of the Netherlands
Member No.: 10



QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 2 2011, 21:06) *
I'm somewhat scared, to be honest.

A renowned specialist is going to do it but there is a chance of long term adverse effects and they say it's gonna hurt a lot in the first days.


Understandable, even if the outlook is positive. It's still major surgery.

We have legalized the perfect solution, weed. Well, let's call it "medicinal weed" for legal purposes ... happy.gif

I can buy it for you for only €20. Of course it does need to be driven to Bavaria, in a rather awkward place, so I will have to hire an Eastern European and rent a car. It can be yours for the friendly price of just €750* hug.gif


* = does not include car rental, gasoline and wages


--------------------
Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.

 
Quote Post
D@V£
post Apr 2 2011, 23:37
Post #134


Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
Group Icon

Group: Moderators
Posts: 2,037
Joined: 13-November 06
From: Wales
Member No.: 155



If you want, I can pretend to be East European, it'll work out a lot cheaper for you in the long run. I can even do the accent, 'eh?

(Canada's in Eastern Europe, right? 'eh?)


--------------------
The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you hate me love me secretly fear that Mark is watching you while you sleep. secretly wish that Mark is watching you while you sleep.
Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them!
Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly".

QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
Quote Post
Wittmann
post Apr 3 2011, 09:58
Post #135


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire
Group Icon

Group: Administrators
Posts: 907
Joined: 5-November 06
From: Canberra, Australia
Member No.: 18



Why yes D@VID0V. Yes it is.

@Indigo; new job is proving to be fun so far compared to what I was doing. Busy week ahead of me so ask how I feel friday. tongue.gif

Oh man drank too much this weekend and I had an adverse reaction to something I ate - whilst pissed as a fart.

Got very, very acquainted with the bathroom over the course of 8 hours.
On the plus side myself and a mate polished off a case of beer and a bottle of whiskey before I managed to try and kill myself. I blame the drink and a pretty bad curry working in tandem...



--------------------


Junglewraiths Clan - GAU
Evil Director of Forum Resources
 
Quote Post
JdB
post Apr 9 2011, 00:43
Post #136


Hipster addonmaker
*******

Group: Former .info Serviceman
Posts: 2,090
Joined: 1-November 06
From: Kingdom of the Netherlands
Member No.: 10



No posts in the mental ward prior to this one for almost a week. This is sad ohmy.gif


--------------------
Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.

 
Quote Post
Wittmann
post Apr 9 2011, 01:31
Post #137


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire
Group Icon

Group: Administrators
Posts: 907
Joined: 5-November 06
From: Canberra, Australia
Member No.: 18



I think we are all waiting for the master of sarcasm himself to let us know how he is...


--------------------


Junglewraiths Clan - GAU
Evil Director of Forum Resources
 
Quote Post
D@V£
post Apr 9 2011, 11:43
Post #138


Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
Group Icon

Group: Moderators
Posts: 2,037
Joined: 13-November 06
From: Wales
Member No.: 155



QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 9 2011, 00:43) *
No posts in the mental ward prior to this one for almost a week. This is sad ohmy.gif

Your fault for not posting tongue.gif


--------------------
The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you hate me love me secretly fear that Mark is watching you while you sleep. secretly wish that Mark is watching you while you sleep.
Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them!
Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly".

QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
Quote Post
Deadeye
post Apr 10 2011, 10:16
Post #139


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick
******

Group: Former .info Serviceman
Posts: 1,781
Joined: 1-November 06
From: Old-Europe
Member No.: 11



Back from Morroco. Incredible experience. Good aswell as bad ones.


--------------------
 
Quote Post
Wittmann
post Apr 10 2011, 13:23
Post #140


ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire
Group Icon

Group: Administrators
Posts: 907
Joined: 5-November 06
From: Canberra, Australia
Member No.: 18



PHOTOS!


--------------------


Junglewraiths Clan - GAU
Evil Director of Forum Resources
 
Quote Post

281 Pages V  « < 5 6 7 8 9 > » 
Fast ReplyReply to this topicStart new topic
3 User(s) are reading this topic (3 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 28th March 2024 - 23:06