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Apr 1 2011, 10:10
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Forum Addict Group: Administrators Posts: 875 Joined: 6-November 06 From: Provence, France Member No.: 20 |
Well, the bad new is the cancer thing, of course ... and even if coloscopy is NO fun ... I know, strange the medic skip it, but nevermind
Surgery is NO fun, I also know, but the good is the thing is "limited", so I hope the surgery goes fine and that you'll be well soon. -------------------- |
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Apr 1 2011, 11:02
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Im so glad pMaster! You are one lucky guy that they found it early!
Live long and prosper! -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Apr 1 2011, 11:33
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Hey pMaster, the staff are gonna chip in and and send Indigo over to nurse you as you recover.
Plus it will make JdB jealous. It will make the temporary incapacitation sweeter. -------------------- |
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Apr 1 2011, 16:38
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Hey pMaster, the staff are gonna chip in and and send Indigo over to nurse you as you recover. Plus it will make JdB jealous. It will make the temporary incapacitation sweeter. Not quite, since I intend to send him something much more entertaining and memorable. I can't mention any specifics since it would spoil the fun (like photographs, measurements), but it involves one hot young blond Swedish female law student completely opposed to capitalism and the military, and one hot young French female biology student that likes to hug trees and free animals from medicine test sites with a thorough disliking of any product not made in a derelict building full of pot-smoking quasi-intellectuals, tied up and gagged so pMASTER can either rant at them unopposed for their views made up entirely of flawed logic or, well you can pretty much figure out the other possibility judging by the caravan-sized box of condoms and some Viagra just in case Try topping that -------------------- |
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Apr 2 2011, 00:13
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
He will likely be too sore to do much about it.
So I say we send Indigo. At least she will play ArmA with him -------------------- |
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Apr 2 2011, 01:10
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
He will likely be too sore to do much about it. Then we can laugh at his This post has been edited by JdB: Apr 2 2011, 01:11 -------------------- |
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Apr 2 2011, 08:14
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Thanks Jdb
Id even wear my leather nurse suit And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy How is the new job going bg the way wittman? -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Apr 2 2011, 10:40
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater good. -------------------- |
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Apr 2 2011, 12:11
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater good. The greater good hey? -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Apr 2 2011, 13:23
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy We very much believe in the principles of democracy/majority voting when it suits us. Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater goods. Fixed that for you -------------------- |
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Apr 2 2011, 17:30
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Hope the surgery goes well
Just witnessed the "lets just ask for directions" argument between a lass hiring the studio and her boyfriend regarding asking where the bathroom/WC/toilet/bog was...odd people. This post has been edited by Toadball: Apr 2 2011, 17:32 -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Apr 2 2011, 20:06
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Hope the surgery goes well I'm somewhat scared, to be honest. A renowned specialist is going to do it but there is a chance of long term adverse effects and they say it's gonna hurt a lot in the first days. -------------------- |
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Apr 2 2011, 21:06
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I'm somewhat scared, to be honest. A renowned specialist is going to do it but there is a chance of long term adverse effects and they say it's gonna hurt a lot in the first days. Understandable, even if the outlook is positive. It's still major surgery. We have legalized the perfect solution, weed. Well, let's call it "medicinal weed" for legal purposes ... I can buy it for you for only €20. Of course it does need to be driven to Bavaria, in a rather awkward place, so I will have to hire an Eastern European and rent a car. It can be yours for the friendly price of just €750* * = does not include car rental, gasoline and wages -------------------- |
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Apr 2 2011, 23:37
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
If you want, I can pretend to be East European, it'll work out a lot cheaper for you in the long run. I can even do the accent, 'eh?
(Canada's in Eastern Europe, right? 'eh?) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 3 2011, 09:58
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Why yes D@VID0V. Yes it is.
@Indigo; new job is proving to be fun so far compared to what I was doing. Busy week ahead of me so ask how I feel friday. Oh man drank too much this weekend and I had an adverse reaction to something I ate - whilst pissed as a fart. Got very, very acquainted with the bathroom over the course of 8 hours. On the plus side myself and a mate polished off a case of beer and a bottle of whiskey before I managed to try and kill myself. I blame the drink and a pretty bad curry working in tandem... -------------------- |
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Apr 9 2011, 00:43
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
No posts in the mental ward prior to this one for almost a week. This is sad
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Apr 9 2011, 01:31
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
I think we are all waiting for the master of sarcasm himself to let us know how he is...
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Apr 9 2011, 11:43
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
No posts in the mental ward prior to this one for almost a week. This is sad Your fault for not posting -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 10 2011, 10:16
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
Back from Morroco. Incredible experience. Good aswell as bad ones.
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Apr 10 2011, 13:23
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
PHOTOS!
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