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 May 29 2011, 23:35
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155  |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 29 2011, 22:03)  pMASTER has hidden some very bad puns among his posts. The first person to find them shall receive a colon carcinoma in formaldehyde. I think you were looking for "Mike Hunt", Litoris isn't a real last name 
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May 30 2011, 12:26
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
So, whereto do you want me to send the jar?
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May 30 2011, 13:56
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 13:26) So, whereto do you want me to send the jar? Don't forget the jad ! Oh god I'm such a nerd 
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May 30 2011, 13:57
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
It seems so, 'cause I have no idea what the fark you're talking about.
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May 30 2011, 16:57
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 12:26) So, whereto do you want me to send the jar? Leave it on a shelf in your nearest supermarket. If you could add a label that says "finest ham" on it and a "0.99p reduced to clear" tag too, that'd be peachy 
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 30 2011, 16:59
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Pff. Go ahead with that crap talking and I might actually do that, but also add a "Made in the United Kingdom" tag.
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May 30 2011, 18:02
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 16:59) Pff. Go ahead with that crap talking and I might actually do that, but also add a "Made in the United Kingdom" tag. I don't see what you could possibly hope to achieve with that. Make people think you're English? We'd be even then, everyone thinks I'm German
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 30 2011, 18:15
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
ZITAT(D@V£ @ May 30 2011, 19:02) I don't see what you could possibly hope to achieve with that. Now that you're saying I'm wondering about that one, too.ZITAT(D@V£ @ May 30 2011, 19:02) Make people think you're English? We'd be even then, everyone thinks I'm German I understand you're black-bearded, olive-skinned and your name is Khaled?
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May 30 2011, 21:41
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 18:15) I understand you're black-bearded, olive-skinned and your name is Khaled? Controversial!  Actually I'm sort tempered and can't find a situation funny unless someone's getting hurt. You have to understand we're still a bit behind on profiling over here, haven't moved onto the new German stereotype yet
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 31 2011, 10:30
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
 Melbourne. Pity it was a work trip. Fun times trip at the end of June. -------------------- |
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Jun 4 2011, 09:47
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is. Wow. I feel so awefully important now. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 4 2011, 13:42
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CITATION(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 10:47) My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is. Wow. I feel so awefully important now. *Ding* PeeMaster just won a Level Strength +3 Charisma +17 Ego + 50 Stamina + 50 
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Jun 4 2011, 15:47
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 10:47) My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is. Wow. I feel so awefully important now. He's just worried you will be able to sue the federal government for hazardous working conditions leading to your present illness (it's complete rubbish, but if it enables you to live as a millionaire for the rest of your life at the expense of the German taxpayer, it might just be interesting to look into  )
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Jun 4 2011, 15:57
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Sometimes you come up with some pretty bright ideas. For a Dutchman, that is.
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Jun 4 2011, 15:58
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 10:47) My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is. Wow. I feel so awefully important now.  That is a pretty awesome gesture from Mr. Wulff. -------------------- |
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Jun 4 2011, 16:00
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Well, you should've seen the mail delivery guy's face.
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Jun 4 2011, 16:10
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 17:00) Well, you should've seen the mail delivery guy's face. Like this ? 
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Jun 4 2011, 17:23
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Eye Why no?
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Jun 5 2011, 01:07
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
hey guys we all alright? reading the front page seems like we all got raptured?
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Jun 5 2011, 01:35
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Rape?
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