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post Jul 29 2011, 01:53
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I'd buy it. Not sure i'd open it, but i'd buy it.


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post Jul 29 2011, 02:06
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Yeah, it'd be one of these items you'd buy just to have them without knowing the exact use. Hey - given this precondition, Apple might be interested in buying the copyrights.

Just kiddin'. I can think of plenty of good uses. mad.gif


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post Jul 30 2011, 19:09
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C'mon Carver, up your game man! You have to top this now


lol your giving Indigo ideas thumbsup.gif ... glad im the one with the camera!

So the brother got caught doing coke again at work and got sacked from his london job ... what do the folks do to cheer him up? £1000 on a new laptop, even had the cheek to get me to collect it for him without knowing tiredsmiley.gif
You know lil' ol' me wouldnt mind a little wonga for the geek fund ...

23.06 edit: http://youtu.be/HcFPdhxbJfM


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post Jul 31 2011, 13:15
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Game upped worship.gif


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post Jul 31 2011, 13:17
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blues.gif

You're a lucky sod. I mean, look at the meal she's cooking!


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post Jul 31 2011, 15:10
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..... I cooked him a roast dinner in my underwear.
But oh look!

Its a man that knows his place and is doing the washing up!

Edit: hes raging now ^^

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post Jul 31 2011, 16:32
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*walks through the door sees what's happened to the thread again, goes straight back out the door*


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post Jul 31 2011, 16:38
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Bewbs scare the hell outta you, don't they.


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post Jul 31 2011, 18:32
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 31 2011, 16:38) *
Bewbs scare the hell outta you, don't they.

He suffered from a traumatic breast-related incident as a child, we don't think he'll ever psychologically recover... mellow.gif


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post Jul 31 2011, 20:11
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What traumatic incident could you possibly encounter with God's greatest gift to the male gender? Please elaborate.

On a totally unrelated note, I'm somewhat disappointed by the real Carver. I had hoped someone who registered under the nickname Elliot Carver would actually look like Elliot Carver. Wouldn't that be awesome?


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post Jul 31 2011, 22:27
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What traumatic incident could you possibly encounter with God's greatest gift to the male gender? Please elaborate.

Well, you'll notice I didn't specify what they were attached to! ohnoo.gif

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 31 2011, 20:11) *
On a totally unrelated note, I'm somewhat disappointed by the real Carver. I had hoped someone who registered under the nickname Elliot Carver would actually look like Elliot Carver. Wouldn't that be awesome?

I'm surprised at how short he is! Well... not so much surprised as angered. I dislike short people.
I don't mean "short people". Dwarves and Midgets are a-ok, but as far as I'm concerned, no one else has any business being short! It's demeaning to dwarves and midgets.

Why do you hate midgets, Carver? They can't help the way they are, why do you feel it's appropriate to trivialize the very real issues they have to deal with every day? People like you sicken me. mad.gif


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post Jul 31 2011, 22:34
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It's amusing that I've known what he looked like for so long :\

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Bewbs scare the hell outta you, don't they.


No. Indigo scares me for being Indigo. The bewbs are inconsequential.


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I re-up this game Carver.

A friend checked into the Langham for a work conference yesterday -

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HOLY SHIT, just checked in at the Langham in Melbourne, this place is so schmick.

after my first night, thoughts: a king size bed is amazing; buffet breakfast with everything from fry-up, to pancakes, little cakey treats, fruit, asian breakfast and everything in between is great; staircases!; old world opulence makes me ...wish i lived in the past (and was filthy rich); aria bar (inhouse) does cocktails (so far the espresso martini was perfect (real coffee yay) and their green fairy was quite tasty (absinthe, apple schnapps, passionfruit, little bit of sugar).


Plus we go out for dinner over the weekend so I don't have to wash up blues.gif


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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jul 31 2011, 23:27) *
Well, you'll notice I didn't specify what they were attached to! ohnoo.gif
Manboobs for the win!


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post Aug 1 2011, 07:42
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Our sink is actually just pretty tall cause all our family are pretty big.
I mean carver's 5ft 7 so thats not small.. Im just 5ft 9, so when I wear high heels to work, it does bring lols.


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QUOTE(Indigo @ Aug 1 2011, 08:42) *
Our sink is actually just pretty tall cause all our family are pretty big.
Big... yes, yes...

Err... what? Sorry, I didn't pay attention.


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QUOTE(Indigo @ Aug 1 2011, 08:42) *
Our sink is actually just pretty tall cause all our family are pretty big.
I mean carver's 5ft 7 so thats not small.. Im just 5ft 9, so when I wear high heels to work, it does bring lols.

5ft9 (1,79 m)...that really is tall for a woman..and judging from your pics your natural hair colour is blonde...correct?


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Five seven?

Six two here. I may have lol'd a little.
Sorry Luke tongue.gif


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We live among giants it would seem.


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Hrm. Once I actually do the maths... probably more Six One.
Imperial measurements make little sense to me.


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