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 Jul 7 2013, 16:50
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QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Jul 5 2013, 13:37)  Nothing wrong with the piece. If anything good on the author for making such a comparison. Was just saying its not like the BBC to compare British stuff to WW2 German stuff. Would be like comparing a British soldier to a 60's KKK white supremacist ... the reasoning behind the comparison etc It does ignore a certain fact - the Tiger was a rather specific system, and not built in great numbers. While more comparable in capabilities and thus easier to compare, it gives a distorted view. You just can't ignore the hoards of Shermans, T-34s and PzIVs that formed the bulk of the fighting armies. Hell, even a Panther or a Cromwell (Comet even?) would've given a better comparison.Also, football fans... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676 -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jul 7 2013, 18:17
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woops someones dad is gunna be banned from the next match
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Jul 7 2013, 18:39
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What the flying fuck. They didn't happen to be Muslim extremists by chance?
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Jul 7 2013, 20:03
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 7 2013, 18:39) What the flying fuck. They didn't happen to be Muslim extremists by chance? Do they not have futbol where you come from? Those fans make Al-Qaeda look tame 
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Jul 7 2013, 21:19
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Why yes, we have football. Pardon my ignorance but 'beheading' rings a certain bell. It rings it so loudly I almost forgot the referee killed a player prior to that incident. Nevertheless, WTF.
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Jul 7 2013, 21:36
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Aw flip i burnt my cheese toa.... F*UCKING JIHADIST COOKER!!!!
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Jul 7 2013, 23:38
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 7 2013, 21:19) Why yes, we have football. Pardon my ignorance but 'beheading' rings a certain bell. It rings it so loudly I almost forgot the referee killed a player prior to that incident. Nevertheless, WTF. HEY!  We were beheading sons of bitches over here before Islam was even a thing. And they don't even keep the skulls! That's just a waste. There's so many useful things you can do with a good skull! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 8 2013, 03:24
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Jul 8 2013, 08:56
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jul 8 2013, 00:38) HEY! The point is, we don't do it anymore these days. Muslims extremists, on the other hand... We were beheading sons of bitches over here before Islam was even a thing. And they don't even keep the skulls! That's just a waste. There's so many useful things you can do with a good skull!  We arrived in the modern age in the 1600s, couldn't Islam just hit the fast-forward button to catch up with us?  QUOTE(Benoist @ Jul 8 2013, 04:24) Anyone here who knows how to lip-read? I forgot what she was saying.
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Jul 8 2013, 11:23
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 8 2013, 08:56) The point is, we don't do it anymore these days. Muslims extremists, on the other hand... We arrived in the modern age in the 1600s, couldn't Islam just hit the fast-forward button to catch up with us? What a statesmanly thing to say! ...I'm pretty sure Germany entered the modern age sometime in the late 80s.  (and doubly ironic when you consider who taught Al-Qaeda and Iran to act the way they do. Though I wouldn't be so presumptuous to hold that against anyone, after all, I'm sure they represented Germany as well as the Jihadists represent Islam...) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 8 2013, 15:25
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
QUOTE(Benoist @ Jul 8 2013, 05:24) Bitch, please! QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 8 2013, 10:56) Anyone here who knows how to lip-read? I forgot what she was saying.  (clicky)-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jul 8 2013, 20:11
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jul 8 2013, 12:23) ...I'm pretty sure Germany entered the modern age sometime in the late 80s. I don't get the reference. In the 1980s there happened enough to argue we fell out of time in truth. QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jul 8 2013, 12:23) (and doubly ironic when you consider who taught Al-Qaeda and Iran to act the way they do. Though I wouldn't be so presumptuous to hold that against anyone, after all, I'm sure they represented Germany as well as the Jihadists represent Islam...) You don't really mean to tell me off for ranting against extremists, now do you?
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 8 2013, 22:36
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 8 2013, 20:11) I don't get the reference. In the 1980s there happened enough to argue we fell out of time in truth. Well, let's face facts, before the wall came down the only time you weren't trying to kill everyone is when you were too busy trying to kill yourselves. Hardly the sort of thing civilized people do! We just go into other peoples countries and steal them, with the cunning use of flags! QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 8 2013, 20:11) You don't really mean to tell me off for ranting against extremists, now do you? I strongly feel that you need telling off for something, but until I figure out exactly what that is, I'll settle for antagonizing you over every little thing you say
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 8 2013, 23:34
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE I strongly feel that you need telling off for something, Theres nothing you can do to him he wont enjoy, hes German 
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Jul 9 2013, 05:25
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jul 8 2013, 23:36) Well, let's face facts, before the wall came down the only time you weren't trying to kill everyone is when you were too busy trying to kill yourselves. Nah. We didn't try to kill the Easterners. They tried to kill us but our guys were just sitting in the grass, having a good time and smoking weed. You know, like hippies. Armed hippies in fact. Who put flowers into the muzzle breaks of their rifles.  They actually coined a winged word for that - German hair force! 
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Jul 23 2013, 17:27
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Hellooooo?
 No one's there? Have you all died from a heat stroke? -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 23 2013, 17:37
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 23 2013, 17:27) No one's there? Have you all died from a heat stroke? Well... it's funny you should say that...
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 23 2013, 17:53
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Why? A heat stroke is the one condition I've not been suffering from.
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Jul 23 2013, 18:11
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 23 2013, 17:53) Why? A heat stroke is the one condition I've not been suffering from. I forgot electrolites! To be honest, I'm not even sure what electrolites are, but sports drink ads tell me that I need them. Since I haven't been drinking sports drinks, it's reasonable to assume I'm dead. I'm still breathing and stuff, but I'm going to chalk that up to me being as bad at being dead as I was at being alive
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 23 2013, 18:53
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Speaking of chalk, I had something funny happen to me at a party once. I passed out first and they let me lie there on the ground, my silhouette traced with chalk. Scared the living hell out of the cleaning lady who bumped into the gruesome aftermath the next morning.
Re the weather, it's going to get really brutal over here but I'm afraid we won't be blessed with a spectacular and redeeming ending like that violent storm we had about a month ago. Nat'l met service warns to expect 27°C on Sunday - at 2 am, that is. They predict no winds, a 85% humidity along with day maxes of close to 40°C. I can't say I'm not concerned about my (old) dog. Oh, I see Duchess Kate has given birth to a boy. Congrats to an infinite first row ticket with the paparazzi show. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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