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JdB
post Jan 5 2008, 17:36
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post Jan 5 2008, 17:46
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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QUOTE(JdB @ Jan 5 2008, 16:36) *
Most of these conversations involve D@V£...God Chat Bot v2.0? mellow.gif


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 5 2008, 18:11
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post Jan 5 2008, 18:26
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The Stupid/Funny community conversations or sentences thread, your one stop shop for every conversation D@VE related. tongue.gif
 
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post Jan 10 2008, 22:09
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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We're all a very angry bunch round here.

QUOTE
Dave says:
http://forum.armedassault.info/index.php?s...amp;#entry31296
Dave says:
ICP anims.
Dave says:
The last post.
Dave says:
How have people been making animations for ArmA? mad.gif
Rellikki says:
i've got a better question
Rellikki says:
what animations?!?!? mad.gif
Rellikki says:
i haven't seen the release
Rellikki says:
but yet people have been taking pictures using them
Dave says:
I DECLARE A STATE OF ANGER! mad.gif
Rellikki says:
__furious.gif
Dave says:
__furious.gif


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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Rellikki
post Jan 10 2008, 22:13
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QUOTE
Rellikki says:
you are going to be alright, my friend! ohmy.gif

Dave says:
'eh?
Whut?
I was watching TV

Rellikki says:
you've been shot!

Dave says:
Some git's left MSN on! ohmy.gif
What's this?

Rellikki says:
you're bleeding!

Dave says:
Shot!? ohmy.gif
No wonder I'm bleeding

Rellikki says:
but you're going to be alright!
just hold this active hand grenade for 5 seconds
meanwhile i will walk away

Dave says:
Ok ohmy.gif

Rellikki says:
*walks away*

5 seconds later...

Rellikki says:
? ohmy.gif
did it do the trick?

Dave says:
Yep!

Rellikki says:
good

Dave says:
By a bizzare incident of Quantum Mechanics the grenade instead released a large number of healing Nanites from the future

Rellikki says:
but now it's time to tell you...
i poisoned the hand grenade!

Dave says:
OHSHIT!
*dies*
blink.gif Wait a second
People only die from poison after the person who poisons them tells them they've been poisoned
What if they weren't told?! ohmy.gif
Would they live!?

Rellikki says:
i suppose so ohmy.gif

Dave says:
What if you told someone they've been poisoned, when you hadn't poisoned them...
would they die?! ohmy.gif

Rellikki says:
yes!
i'm pretty sure of that
 
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post Jan 10 2008, 22:17
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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I tried it on my Brother, but he's immune to poison... so now we'll never know! ohmy.gif
QUOTE
Dave says:
I'm afraid I've got some bad news.
Dave says:
I poisoned you! ohmy.gif
Jon says:
oh noes
Jon says:
yeh well i tryed poisoning me as well but it seems like we both failed



(Sad isn't it? I'm talking to him on MSN but he's only upstairs tongue.gif )


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 10 2008, 22:44
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So Rellikki had to try it on me, only he failed fuckoff.gif

QUOTE
Rellikki sier:
i poisoned you.
NorwayTiger says:
right... come again?
Rellikki sier:
i poisoned you.
Rellikki sier:
you're supposed to die now
NorwayTiger says:
oh?
NorwayTiger says:
well
NorwayTiger says:
i got new cellphone
Rellikki sier:
you don't understand...
Rellikki sier:
when i tell you that you're poisoned...
Rellikki sier:
well, you are
Rellikki sier:
and you know what that means?
NorwayTiger says:
oh
NorwayTiger says:
i forgot
NorwayTiger says:
lets see
NorwayTiger says:
that i am god?
Rellikki sier:
well i'm not sure what it exactly means
NorwayTiger says:
anyway
NorwayTiger says:
i am still here aint i?
Rellikki sier:
http://forum.armedassault.info/index.php?s...amp;#entry31302
NorwayTiger says:
so
NorwayTiger says:
you post this talk into there?
NorwayTiger says:
yes?
Rellikki sier:
no
Rellikki sier:
because i failed....
NorwayTiger says:
oh, you mean i won and you lost?
NorwayTiger says:
so i get to post?
Rellikki sier:
nobody won anything
Rellikki sier:
i was supposed to kill you
NorwayTiger says:
i am sorry to tell you, i cannot be destroyed
NorwayTiger says:
i am chad vaders new apprentice


So i get to post anyway dance.gif


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post Jan 11 2008, 03:00
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jan 10 2008, 21:17) *
I tried it on my Brother, but he's immune to poison... so now we'll never know! ohmy.gif
(Sad isn't it? I'm talking to him on MSN but he's only upstairs tongue.gif )


was talkin with a flat mate over ts and they are *runs out* *runs back in* about 5 meteres down the hall, for when having a lan at the kitchen table is getting in the way.

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*doorbell*
Andrew: You gonna get that?
Euan: why don't you?
Andrew: Your nearer?
Euan: so, i'm winning
Andrew: And I can change that...while your gone...
Euan: huh really
Andrew: fine,*shout* HANNAH!
Hannah: *shout from room across the hall*Yes?
Andrew: Mind gettin' the door?

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Rellikki
post Jan 11 2008, 16:46
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That's a funny one, JynX. tongue.gif
 
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post Jan 11 2008, 17:56
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it went in a sort of circle, she asked why euan couldn't get it cos she was actually working unlike us tongue.gif


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post Jan 11 2008, 21:27
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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QUOTE
Dave says:
Don't you just hate it when people say Hi to you on MSN and then sign off?

Rellikki says:
no, because no one ever does anything like that to me

Dave says:
Then you're a git

Rellikki says:
you're a person

Dave says:
Yeah!?
Well...

Dave says:
You're a penguin

Rellikki says:
uh huh?
well...
vilas is an ass
take that

Dave says:
You insulted someone I don't know personally but happen to occasionally use products made by and freely distributed!
You bastard!

Rellikki says:
i guess i won then
have you found the ICP anims yet?

Dave says:
Tell me Tomi
Why has no one attempted to make an Island of Kolgujev using satallite data of Tenerife instead of the OFP heightmaps?

Rellikki says:
because tenerife isn't in a good shape
BIS made it a bit fatter and voilá, looks much better

Dave says:
BIS made it fatter so it'd fit in the OFP island size

Rellikki says:
i think BIS made you fatter

Dave says:
Yeah?
Well I think BIS made you Finnisher
Because your more Finnish

Rellikki says:
i think school did
and i think that you're a river troll

Dave says:
Then I've got a one up on you because your afraid of Rivers

Rellikki says:
i think you are

Dave says:
Pish posh!
*hides under bridge*

Rellikki says:
*crosses the bridge*

Dave says:
*Eats Tomi*

Rellikki says:
i poisoned the underneath of the bridge and myself

Dave says:
You poisoned yourself!?
That's not a very smart thing to do now, is it?

Rellikki says:
yes so you would die when you eat me

Dave says:
What if I didn't eat you?

Rellikki says:
you just said you did

Rellikki says:
well anyway
Rellikki says:
i poisoned the underneath of the bridge
and you just went there

Dave says:
*regurgitates*

Rellikki says:
i poison YOU.

Dave says:
Yeah!?

Rellikki says:
yes.

Dave says:
Well I poison Da Rat

Rellikki says:
k.
he is useless anyway
i got everything i need from him

Dave says:
Yes
But you've eaten him

Rellikki says:
no i haven't
you did!

Dave says:
Yes you have.

Rellikki says:
then you ate me

Dave says:
But who eats me?

Rellikki says:
jdb

Dave says:
Oh really?
Who eats him?

Rellikki says:
cervo

Dave says:
Who eats Cervo!?

Rellikki says:
ondrej spanel

Dave says:
Who eats Ondrej!?

Rellikki says:
marek

Dave says:
Wrong
No one eats Ondrej, his hair would not allow it

Rellikki says:
marek only eats the body and spits the hair out

Dave says:
But what would happen to the Hair?!

Rellikki says:
bratty would make a wing of it
and give it to elliot carver
who then burns it

Dave says:
You can't destroy the Hair!
Not even a Quantum Bomb could destroy the Hair!

Rellikki says:
but i can destroy a quantum bomb!

Dave says:
No you can't

Rellikki says:
yes i can
watch this
*activates the timer*

Dave says:
OHSHIT!
*runs*



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Rellikki says:
D@V£ Posting in topic: Stupid/Funny community conversations or sentences

Dave says:
He's found me out!


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 12 2008, 16:12
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Should rename this thread? Maybe d@ve vs rellikki comunication thread? Keep em coming wink.gif


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post Jan 12 2008, 16:50
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You poisoned me! You bastard! I knew trusting you was a bad idea mad.gif

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Deadeye:
Poisoned?
Nath:
yeah
Nath:
its really bad sad.gif
Deadeye:
no problem
Deadeye:
here's the antidote *hands over the antidote*
Nath:
*drinks*
Nath:
tastes like chicken
Nath:
i want a whiskey flavoured antidote! mad.gif
Nath: (16:24):
*shakes fist*
Deadeye:
ah ok so "normal" stuff isn't good enough for mr. rat
Nath:
i shouldn't need to tell you that!
Nath:
you should already know glare.gif
Deadeye:
ok then....here's another antidote *hands it over* Drink it !
Nath:
*drinks*
Nath:
this isnt whiskey at all
Nath:
but i am feeling better.. smile.gif
Nath:
more alcodote biggrin.gif
Nath:
now!
Deadeye:
haha that wasn't antidote
Nath:
ohmy.gif
Nath:
what was it!?
Deadeye:
it's bull piss mixed with dave's poison biggrin.gif
Nath:
i drink bull piss every day... and i'm immune to dave's poison since i've already beed exposed to it
Nath:
so hah! mad.gif
Nath:
and now, to poison dave and tomi together
Nath:
*hatches evil plot*
Deadeye:
well seems you won.... *drinks poison* ...DIES
Nath:
prff, that's a stupid way to kill yourself!
Nath:
hari kari is the way to go
Nath:
here, like this *commits hari kari*
Nath:
oh no!
Deadeye:
Can't type I'm Dead !
Nath:
so am I sad.gif
 
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post Jan 12 2008, 19:58
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QUOTE
Rellikki says:
ah, mr. dave mad.gif
i haven't been expecting you

Dave says:
It's a good stratagy to consider. I might not be coming! ohmy.gif

Rellikki says:
yes, yes... you might not be coming
*blows up dave's car*

Dave says:
...
As I said to Deadeye on the matter of such
The jokes on you mad.gif
I don't own a car wink.gif

Rellikki says:
yes you do! mad.gif
i sent you one yesterday
it was yours

Dave says:
ohmy.gif
My Car!
cry3.gif
He was my only friend

Rellikki says:
now... mad.gif
you will need to give me 10,000 pounds or i will destroy your helicopter
which i am about to send to you

Dave says:
Ok then
But I'll have to get £10,000 first
(psst! Tomi!)
(Can I borrow £10,000? This guy, he's going to blow up my helicopter if I don't get him the money!)

Rellikki says:
ok but you owe me a beer for that!
*gives*

Dave says:
Tah!
...
Oh dear
This £10,000
It appears to be very sick!
I must take it on a holiday to a special health spa in Greece

Rellikki says:
mad.gif
no.
*eats the money and the helicopter*

Dave says:
But...
There was a bomb on the helicopter, remeber?

Rellikki says:
oh...
my...
GOD!
im allergic to bombs!
it gives me pimples
 
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post Jan 13 2008, 04:01
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you two are like a bad Kris wilson comic tongue.gif


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post Jan 13 2008, 17:59
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Hmm... is that supposed to mean good or bad? tongue.gif
Stay tuned for more crazy conversations between me and Dave! ohmy.gif We're having them like... all the time. I actually don't even know why...
 
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post Jan 13 2008, 20:32
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post Jan 13 2008, 23:32
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x-ray reveals all! ohmy.gif
QUOTE
Dave says:
I was thinking, I'd make this comedy series about Torrez and Richardz and their combined misadventures!
I mean, those two pratically write themselves!

x-ray says:
i feel pretty
oh so pretty

Dave says:
But surely not witty and wise?!

x-ray says:
*sings*
and i pity every girl who isn't me toniiiiiight

Dave says:
I'm glad that there are girls who aren't you actually

x-ray says:
cry3.gif
i feel stunning
oh so stunning

Dave says:
Yep, you're incredible lack of being the sort of person who should be singing this song has inflicted D6+2 stun damage on me.

x-ray says:
äh and entrancing

Dave says:
surely ENtrabanting?

x-ray says:
feel like running and dancing for jooooooooy
for i'm loved by a pretty wonderful boooooooy

Dave says:
That's scary.

x-ray says:
its gay, i'd say.

Dave says:
You should let him know your not into that sort of stuff.

x-ray says:
but what if i am?

Dave says:
...

x-ray says:
i love you dave!

Dave says:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
QUOTE(Brace Belden)
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post Jan 13 2008, 23:34
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Lmao, you guys are hilarious rofl.gif
 
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