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post Mar 6 2009, 19:49
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I might opt for a G11 now. Also I think my secondary weapon choice hasn't got enough damage effect. You'll find me armed with a S&W500 now. naughty.gif


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post Mar 7 2009, 08:40
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1.M24 or a AR15
2.Colt 1911 .45
3.bike or car
4.hmm one of my 3friends whoever survives
5.End of all hope nightwish
6.oil rig
Ive read the WWZ and Zombie survival guide tongue.gif


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post Mar 7 2009, 13:46
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Survival_Guide

Read it! You might succumb to large amounts of laughter, tho'!


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post Mar 7 2009, 16:20
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This manual is a waste of time. Dave hasn't unleashed his zombie brute yet, so all suggestions you could possibly find in that book should be outdated!


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post Mar 8 2009, 12:15
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I've read it. It's got some good advice. Got some very bad advice too.

Mr Brooks seems to have a vendetta against Colt as well... I mean, it's not perfect, but I'd hardly say the M16 is the "worst assault rifle"... maybe the M16A1, but the A2 and A4 aren't that bad. Keeps saying bad things about handguns too...


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post Mar 8 2009, 12:25
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Stoppages and jammings aren't that common with machetes, I'd guess.


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post Mar 8 2009, 12:37
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The M16A1 remedied quite a few problems the Original M16 had, it added the forward assist and what not.


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post Mar 8 2009, 19:43
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 8 2009, 11:25) *
Stoppages and jammings aren't that common with machetes, I'd guess.


To quote Mr Brooks "Shovels don't need reloading". This is true. But you can't take a targets head off from 500m using a shovel, can you? Maybe you can throw something like that 5m or so, but what's the point of that? You wouldn't have a shovel then...

I'm not going to point out the level of stupidity it takes to intentionally arm yourself to get close to something which carries a deadly virus bacteria microoganism nanovirus virus and has the strength in numbers to bring you down quicker than... er... sorry, I thought I would have thought up a witty simile by now....

Regardless! The point is any kind of ranged weapon is preferable to a machete or a spade or something like that. Maybe not to a chainsaw... but that's a whole different bowl of spaghetti!


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Mar 8 2009, 20:14
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And giving the fact that the virus is 100% transmittable and efective I doubt that the best thing to do is end up full of infected blood.
I didn't read the book, but acording to the internetz users (I visited places where the people has Brooks' zombie concept) one of the best weapons available is the Glock 17 (which I agree, but only as a sidearm), and a .22 Sniper Rifle. While it isn't a bad weapon, the efective range is a bit poor. It's acurrate, but as far away you are, better. If I had to choose, I would stay with the M16A4 rather than the CZ Model 2.


The second book (which I read, "World War Z") it's a bit better that "ZSG", at least acording what I read from teh interntez.
 
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post Mar 9 2009, 20:39
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Ever seen this Zombie Dating site ?

http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites


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post Mar 9 2009, 20:50
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QUOTE(Deadeye @ Mar 9 2009, 19:39) *
Ever seen this Zombie Dating site ?

http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites


Reminds me a bit of this site. tongue.gif


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Mar 12 2009, 19:19
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lol another zombie survival guide rofl.gif
survival


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post Mar 28 2009, 23:57
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  1. Main weapons
    Any gun i could find (Since i live in europe this might be kinda hard, then again, i just have to find some eaten army/police patrols and everything would be fine.)
  2. Backup weapons
    Machette, and if i cant find one a decent hammer.
  3. Your means of transport
    A big one of these with some added protection so they cant get in.
  4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with
    If it has a uterus, it will be used. If most of the worlds population has been eaten you dont really have a choice.
  5. Your theme tune
    Amon Amarth - No Fear For the Setting Sun (Obviously)
  6. Your base of operations / hideout
    A decent castle with a throne, gates and a drawbridge will do. (Just so i can yell OPEN THE GATES! and LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE! every once in a while, and they may actually keep some z's out as well, the throne is just to sit on. Though if i ever have to make a last stand it will be me, hammering and machetting zombies from my throne, cant get more awesome then that.)
    No, actually, i will just live in my roller. If i ever get surrounded i just roll them over.



Ooooh now i cant wait to make a new version of the crappy zombie mod for ArmA2. My head almost explodes with ideas of awesomeness. hug.gif

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1. AK-47 good old fashioned/reliable weapon
2. I have lots of swords in my house. Haven't tried if i could chop a head of so it would be better to take a bat. Flashlight, batteries any water can so I could refill, a radio tongue.gif
3. A bicycle smile.gif fast, agile (can get out of traffic), not needing fuel
4. I know some girls that could shoot a gun without panicking smile.gif
5. Vampyric Tyrant by Satanic Warmaster wink.gif
6. It's better to keep moving.
 
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post Aug 31 2009, 12:59
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Good God I totally forgot about this thread.

Oh, the memories!


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post Sep 2 2009, 00:58
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Ummm...

Light way:

1) Primary equipment: M21 and accesiories (Black paint, steel bipod, last tech scope for exelence).
M4A1\M203 with a M433 HEDP vest of velt (oh I forgot! SOPMOD).
2) Secondary equipment: Two glock 18 C with extended clips (30 rounds) and tac lights with them.
A good black and resistant hardness for the glocks and on the velt or vest of grenades.
4 RGD defensive grenades (Explode on contact with ground!)
3) My Dodge!!!
4) My girlfriend.
5) Drowning pool - let the bodies hit the floor.
6) Keep moving! If I dont find some troopers, SF soldiers or rebels well trained to live with, my first option is open.


Heavy way:

1) Primary equipment: MK-48\145 (Have a tactical scope!) but with a 200 round velt, the bipod.
G36-E with scope and 100 round clip and the grenade launcher with only the vest of HEDP.
2) Secondary equipent: Smith's & Wesson's 357 (375 for some people), or again the glocks cos they pack a good punch!
3) From the "Death race" movie: Machinegun Joe's Dodge RAM 2500
4) Luciana Salazar. (Search for her at google, you will know why I say google and not the hyperlink, nothing nasty, its good but no good image found, so look at your behest) and my girlfriend would be planing a "Hitman Agent 47" strangulation once she see this post.
5) Doom 3 main theme in the ipod.
6) Once again, the same, Move God darn it!
 
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Guns
  • 11.5" Long Stroke Piston Driven CQB Armalite:
    Surefire Scout Flashlight, EOtech XPS3 and a DBAL-2 laser
  • Shortish Remington 870:
    Mesa Tactical Furniture with Shotshell Saddles on both sides of receiver, EOtech XPS3 and Surefire Scout Flashlight
  • A pair of Springfield XDm' in 9mm x19
    Tritium sights and Surefire X300 lights
  • 16" Long Stroke Piston Driven Armalite:
    Specter DR 1.5x - 6, Surefire Scout and DBAL-2 laser
  • Milkor M32 MGL
    Magpul CTR Stock and Surefire Millennium Flashlight
  • KAC Chainsaw
    Surefire Millennium Flashlight, DBAL-2 Laser and an EOtech XPS-3
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Transport
  • JCB HMUV
    Towing a Covered trailer for equipment and spare fuel etc, RCWS mounting some form of machine gun either 5.56 or 7.62 and some additions such as 360 degree lighting, self rescue winch, sand bars, spare wheel(s) and a compartment on top with a bed in
  • AW149 Helicopter
    CRV-7 19rd Rocket Pods and M3 .50 Gunpods with 400rds per pod
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F*ck Buddy to repopulate earth with

Olivia Wilde and or Megan Fox...

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Music

My iPod / Computer's playlists ftw.

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Residence

Andy's place or The Hive with Thomas.


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1. Main weapons: barret 81 .50 cal modificated for night and day operations. mp5 silenced with grenade launcher, radio with lazer target designator for the tight situations. tongue.gif
2. Backup weapons: 9m with extended magazine, combat knife, 5 frag nades, 22 grenade of the launcher.
3. Your means of transport: HMMWV with bullet proof glass, blindage lvl 5 ( dont think they are strong to break the glass and steel hehe.
4. A suitable person to repopulate earth with if the entire population was extinguished exept me and my girlfriend then theres no point, she could die becuase of the part of childbirth or pregnancy and the dman kid wont fight until de 15. >:(
5. Your theme tune or whatever you'd have on an iPod etc. why not have more than 1? hehe... saw theme song..., three days grace- animal i became, breaking benjamin- breath.
6. Your base of operations / hideout: militar base with suministers (and i mean bullets, food, cloths, water, oil, etc.) for more than 10 years with soldiers under my command: engeniers, elite troops, etc.

as special equipment an: nano suit that can take impacts, a gas mask ( if the virus its in the air that i breath), kevlar protection all around my body made that any bith, cut wont be able to touch my skin or anything, bullet proof tactical glasses, ( who need speed when ur a invencible tank biggrin.gif) combat tactical boots with a knife in the back of the boot.
 
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Stead of making all that and expending money in that totally expensive suit, weaponry, troops, and music list in original disks
Why dont you research something to become god forever and that would be more simple and "easy" rofl.gif
Maybe use a cheat... rofl.gif
 
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post Sep 21 2009, 17:11
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Because Zombies are incapable of faith therefore rendering God useless?


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