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Posted on: Sep 13 2013, 14:10


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Such heresy Carver, however do you live with yourself D:
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Posted on: Mar 20 2013, 06:53


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QUOTE(JdB @ Mar 19 2013, 16:32) *
Damn right. Keep MI6 on standby to make sure he stays out.


I dunno, isolate him and weaponize his sheer obnoxiousness and I think we may have a stand in / potential replacement for trident.

In the mean time, he's your problem now everyone else.
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Posted on: Mar 18 2013, 14:16


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QUOTE(JdB @ Mar 18 2013, 00:18) *
The mafia is better led by far more capable people than the Italian state itself. Italy is pretty close to a failed state, just no one has had the guts to admit it yet blues.gif


A rather simple solution presents itself then, have the mafia run the country and the politico types run the mafia.
You fix the nation and get rid of organized crime that isn't the government.
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Posted on: Dec 2 2012, 12:40


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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 29 2012, 17:37) *
Riddle me this, why would a power lead just stop working, when the fuse is perfectly fine!? ohnoo.gif


Magic...gotta be.


QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Nov 30 2012, 19:44) *
Double posting - like being caught with your pants down in a school assembly


Question, what would you have been doing at assembly with your pants down in the first place?
See I only ask as where I grew up, school assemblies were kinda crowded, nor were they in the kind of place you'd normally have your pants down in, I may be suffering from a sheltered country up bringing but this does seem a little odd. :|
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Posted on: Nov 21 2012, 20:26


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QUOTE(JdB @ Nov 21 2012, 14:29) *
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Nessie
The one Justin Bieber song that isn't total crap


Neither of these are possible, Nessie is currently being experimented on in a secret government laboratory somewhere near Fort William, Alex Salmond aims to create something to make it actually worth putting money into Scotland.
The other requires a change in the laws that govern reality such that Justin Bieber can actually achieve anything worth while.
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Posted on: Oct 29 2012, 16:16


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I do like dropping by now and again to see if this place is still as bat sh*t insane as it always was to find a post as above...crack (or fap as would be more apt here...) on chaps.
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Posted on: Sep 17 2012, 14:27


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ah righto, a lesser Wittman oh well tongue.gif

with my question answered I shall again disappear into the ether etc
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Posted on: Sep 17 2012, 11:48


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oh hai.
Had a bit of a surprise, anyone know if our glorious admin witty still actively plays ArmA just got the roster for my platoon at a TvT/COOP event today and obviously a certain name sprung out at me.

Or is there an imposter ohmy.gif
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Posted on: Jul 2 2012, 09:05


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QUOTE(Daniel @ Jul 1 2012, 18:51) *
charity


what is this, charity you speak of? is this some form of strange new business model?
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Posted on: Jun 27 2012, 10:55


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First door on the left for quarantine, don't mind the autopsy tables we only use them every so often for those test subjects...poor souls that prove unable to pull through in the end.

QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 21 2012, 13:57) *
Bonus points for "Why are Scottish... people so ginger?"


It's all the Irn Bru old boy.
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Posted on: May 13 2012, 10:34


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QUOTE(Mark-HH @ May 10 2012, 10:10) *
Pretty much, he really has not got any clue what to do has he?! 65,000 tonnes of aircraft carrier with sh*tty sub-standard jump-jets on it. GG Cameron. GG.


Don't worry we can just moth ball them and sell them back to the yanks for half what we paid...
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Posted on: Apr 26 2012, 13:17


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The F35, a mythic invention designed by the americans to further cripple military spending in europe</conspiracynut>
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Posted on: Apr 19 2012, 15:13


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to my knowledge he was last seen logging on to world of tanks, it is reasonable to assume all birmingham based assets are combat ineffective as a result of their very soul being destroyed by the vicous demon, mmorpg

rip
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Posted on: Apr 14 2012, 13:28


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Apperently I work with individuals, each more stupid than the collective stupidity of 4chan, god I hate this country sometimes..
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Posted on: Apr 7 2012, 11:51


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Survival of the cheekiest
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Posted on: Mar 2 2012, 16:28


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you'd think in a country where stupid weather such as tornados and huricanes are common that they would build houses from something more sustantial than what looks like balsa wood...just sayin'


profile rape and i havent been around to bitch and moan, how dare you sirs, how terribly unsporting!
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Posted on: Feb 3 2012, 14:13


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Its unfair if you are a noncombatant, its unsporting if you are a soldier and violate roe etc
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Posted on: Jan 21 2012, 16:14


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When you lead an active life you generate more endorphins than you would if you are stuck at desk all day, when you shift from active to inactive this becomes apparent by this tiredness.

The other reason is desk jobs are boring as hell...though getting some exercise when your not working should help with the tiredness
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Posted on: Jan 12 2012, 13:35


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Nout wrong with turning 22, also I really dunno what it says about you lot but always figured, with the exception of murk, you chaps were older than myself.
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Posted on: Jan 4 2012, 22:08


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Scorpy pops his head up here occasionally and is also around the Zeus TS3 server from time to time.

As for english question*:

Jari is (still) on the forum, isn't he? - Is the closest to native English, where "isn't he/she/it?" is used instead of "is he/she/it not?"
Oddly enough as you have it written you should have ended it with "is he?"

General rule of thumb: If your asking something in that fashion the question bit at the end is generally the opposite: is followed by isn't, is not/isn't followed by is

Isn't English a funny language...

*Easiest way of putting it would be a straight up: Is Jari still on the forum?
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Posted on: Jan 3 2012, 09:29


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No offence intended old boy, in other news, the weather seems to be mimicing my feelings on returning to work today
Hurricane bawbag returns...
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Posted on: Jan 1 2012, 23:38


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Not to worry not like we'll have any ships left for them to destroy at the rate our spending is going.
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Posted on: Jan 1 2012, 17:48


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Happy new year folk, would have posted last night but had an important appointment with some friends and a Mr. Daniels and Koppaberg that required my attention tongue.gif

QUOTE(Benoist @ Jan 1 2012, 00:09) *
Wow, I still remember my password. How are you mates?


Oh sh*te, the argies are coming! Get the harriers...oh wait...
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Posted on: Dec 26 2011, 21:15


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Somebody didn't watch the simpsons christmas special tongue.gif
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Posted on: Dec 25 2011, 16:23


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Merry Christmas, hope you all have a good day and new year/Hogmany when it comes around smile.gif
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