The funny conversation and jokes thread, AKA: Dr Strangebloke, or, how I learned to stop worrying and love MSN |
The funny conversation and jokes thread, AKA: Dr Strangebloke, or, how I learned to stop worrying and love MSN |
Mar 4 2008, 22:03
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
Hmm, I didn't notice you killing me Dave?
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Mar 4 2008, 22:47
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#122
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Hmm, I didn't notice you killing me Dave? That's probably because you turned into a mushroom afterwards... I don't remeber the exact details but it went something like this; CODE You: I shall murder someone!
Me: Not on my watch! >=( *Murders* You: Oh noes! I have been murdered! Also Dave is really great! *turns into mushroom* -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 5 2008, 00:31
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#123
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Are you sure you didn't just eat the mushroom D@V£?
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Mar 5 2008, 11:53
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Are you sure you didn't just eat the mushroom D@V£? Perhaps, but that doesn't explain what the Mushroom was doing there in the first place -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 5 2008, 23:14
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#125
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE Dave says:
Tell me Rellikki, why is it I always find myself surrouned by people called Jon!? Rellikki says: because we-... they want you to join them Dave says: Fair enough. *murders everyone named John* Rellikki says: noooo! *dies* watch out, the eternity is also named john! Dave says: Time is non-linear. So I couldn't give a shit about enternity Rellikki says: your mom was named john! Dave says: No She wasn't! Rellikki says: yes she was! and your dad too! and your dog Dave says: My Dad's name is Harry Why is it you think all tehse people are named John!? Rellikki says: because they are surrounding you Dave says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! |
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Mar 6 2008, 16:19
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#126
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N00b always & everywhere Group: Members Posts: 430 Joined: 30-October 07 From: Wodzisław Śl. - Poland Member No.: 1,589 |
LoL myahahahahaha.
U are using messenger? |
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Mar 6 2008, 16:42
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
MSN
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Mar 6 2008, 16:57
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N00b always & everywhere Group: Members Posts: 430 Joined: 30-October 07 From: Wodzisław Śl. - Poland Member No.: 1,589 |
In fact, what is needed for MSN, cause its nice to finally keep contack with someboty form other country another way than Skype
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Mar 6 2008, 17:04
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Click here.
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Mar 7 2008, 05:52
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
QUOTE Andrew: Rach wasn' pleased 'bout me putting our little cow comment on a more international quote book Archie: Cow? *checks quote book* Andrew: Not that one you dolt, I've not been there since I re-setup my Bebo account. Archie: You've been cheating on the quote book! Scandalous! QUOTE Archie: I want food, but I can't be bothered getting dressed and going to the Co-op, It's a horrible black hole. Andrew: Yes, Edinburgh is that, is it not ? Archie: You speak of your capital, the pinacle of culture, the cutting edge of research, the jewel of Scotland! Or as I call it "Little London". Andrew: not saying much really is it Archie: Not really. It's a bit grubby. Andrew: yeah, get dusting! Weegies: 1 Edinbuggers: 0 -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Mar 7 2008, 12:13
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
CODE Dave says: I'm not going to lie to you Wittmann. That time I was supposedly kissing your boots? I was actually secretly eating your shoelaces. Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: Im not going to lie to you. I wore thongs. Those were my toes. Now I want them backl Dave says: Ok then. But I must warn you, they've been somewhat digested. Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: Well. Damn Oh and in my time has administrator I became head of a Sicialian gang.Im now Don Wittmann We do racketeering, prostitutiona nd we've found fake EA games are the new crack cocaine Dave says: I thought your name was Daniel not Domineck! Heh... Domin'eck Dave says: Wait, Fake EA games as in, games made by EA then having a popular labelbrand stuck on them to sell them more or EA games are aren't actually EA Games!? Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: EA games that are not really EA games Dave says: I see Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: see, crack cocaine dont sell well with kids, but all kids want the new EA game... So this way we can combine the smuggling market with narcotics and gain a pirating edge. 21st century organised crime, y'know. Less going tot he mattresses, more money Dave says: But... why would anyone want to stick an EA Label on a game anyway? They aren't exactly pumping out much quality right now... Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: Of course they dont But look at the EA playerbase Dave says: I rather wouldn't, the nightmares were bad enough the first time Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: it isnt exactly quality. Its 14 year olds wihtout a life with a penchant for swearing rivalling a drunken French sailor on shore leave without a brothel in sight Ahh but its explotation of those we hate most for profit without any care for the consequences. Its evil. Its despicable. Its explotation. I love it Dave says: You've got me there. BUT, you can't be Don unless you have a Daughter to marry off. To me Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: True, and I can refuse no favour on the day of my daughters wedding. Perhaps I should adopt a daughter and save time... Dave says: Yeah, that would save a bit of time It's also a great way of making money! Adopting daughters only to sell them off for business arrangements Jesus Christ, if half the monarchs back in the days were as smart as me we'd have World Peace by now Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: ...but technology is often at its greatest progression when the world is at war and profits in aerospace and defence industries skyrocket. So you should invest in majority shares in such enterprises and also technological advancement, and start a conventional world war, while sitting back in Jamaica watching the money pile up Dave says: Also I good point, and as a proprietor of SCIENCE I should do my duty to ensure that the world remains in a constant state of conflict! Of course, that'd be a bit messy, following my evolution I will delegate the task of killing each other to the Organics With their reluctance to accept proper technological values and preference towards superstition they'll make excellent Pawns (Hur hur, international transhuman conspiracy) Daniel I would give my life to find it, I would give it all, Catch me if I fall says: huzzah Bring on the needless killing Nothing to see here -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 9 2008, 15:41
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
This is following Scorpy, Mark and I's discussion of Miss Crofts assets:
QUOTE Mark: Hurray for Tits Arse and Turbos!
Andrew: Hurray for Tits arse and loose women! Wait, scorpy you researching this? Mark: He analyzes and researches everything down to the material of his boxers / briefs BlackScorpy: so? I hate artificial fibers Mark: See! -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Mar 15 2008, 06:28
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Myself and a mate from highschool discussing another guy from high school's facial hair....
QUOTE Andrew: The one with the horny phalus bellow his bottom lip if we go for your revised version, which is probably apt for his personality
Archie: There we go. That makes sense. David's chin is a horny phallus, and it apparently has taken over his brain! Andrew: nay, it is his brain, before he grew his facial hair he had yet to develop one, his phenotype is different to normal humans in that neural tissues only develop externally and in the shape of a horny phallus made of brambles sadly focused more so on sex than most males Archie: Woah, ok, WAY too complicated a sentence for me to understand Andrew: Fine, I'll simplfy it: your idea: facial hair is evil monster taking over his brain shave it off cure the problem mine: it is his brain and we'd be doing him a favour by removing it via shaving. ultimate summary: he needs to shave Archie:Shaving was what I was aiming for Andrew: with what though i'm thinking machete or chainsaw, though a scythe would look cooler... Archie: Katana has always been my weapon of choice Andrew: stuff shaving, kill it with fire! get me my napalm Archie: Napalm won't work, man. You need Holy Flames. Andrew: ah ha! I get mine from the Evangelical arms corp! Archie: I just hold a bottle under the Pope's crapper after he's had a Curry. Andrew: that would be more holy shit not holy fire tbh Archie: Yeah, but stick a wad of toilet paper soaked in holy water and light it? You basically get a Holy Fire Cocktail. The Benedict Special. Andrew: Bah, you and your revolutionary weaponry Archie: Seriously, I've heard that if you used one on America, it would sink. Andrew: -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Mar 16 2008, 00:39
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
QUOTE Mark says: Acg Dave says: 'eh? Mark says: Ach* Dave says: Ah. Mark says: Aye? Dave says: Aye. Mark says: 'eh? Dave says: Aye. Mark says: Och aye Dave says: Why aye man. Mark says: Aye aye skipper! Dave says: Aye Cap'n. Mark says: Sir iceberg sighted off the port bow! Dave says: Fire Torpedoes! Mark says: Aye Cap'n Mark says: thats going to .info thread Dave says: Not if I can help it : Dave says: Wait, you post it I've no idea how that started -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Mar 16 2008, 00:42
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
Sounds like typical conversation between me and x-ray (only in german)
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Mar 16 2008, 00:43
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
I blame those things that have boobs for it. Bad influence
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Mar 16 2008, 00:48
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
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Mar 16 2008, 00:50
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*Gouges eyes out* Yes (the ones I know at least) are bad influences especially the one I have my eye on *glares down the street* But back to the world of funny conversations.
I smell burning ozone btw... -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Mar 16 2008, 04:56
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
No Mark, your just thinking to much...
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Mar 19 2008, 02:55
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Member Group: Members Posts: 38 Joined: 16-June 07 From: United States of Amarica Member No.: 897 |
Bob is driving too fast down the highway when he is pulled over, by a motorcycle officer.
Officer: Why are you driving so fast? sir. Bob: well i have a hand gun in my under my seat and my dead wife is in the trunk. Officer: Ok can i have you step out of the car. the Officer hand cuffs bob and calls for backup. Backup: what the problem? Officer: this man has a gun under his seat and his wife is in the trunk. the Officer and Backup search and find nothing they go to talk to bob. Backup: what is the meaning of this. the officer says you had a gun in your car and a body in your trunk. Bob: ya next he'll try in tell you i was speeding. -------------------- ייתכן אלוהים ירחם על אויבי כי אני בטוח לא יהיה כמו גיהנום |
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