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Elliot Carver
post Jul 28 2013, 19:16
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can you blame it really? feckoff.gif


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post Jul 28 2013, 19:38
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So far I've seen nothing of a storm. It's slowly cooling down, though - with another week in the thirties expected to begin next thursday. boppin2.gif
x-ray lives in the path of the storm, though. Livefeeds say Nuremberg is getting struck by severe hailstorms.


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post Jul 28 2013, 22:45
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http://www.sat24.com/en/eu?ir=true

If you want to play with live satellite happy.gif
Thats a beast of a storm. Its maxing out the altitude sensors.


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post Jul 29 2013, 14:45
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And you know what? The next heat wave is already inbound. Thermometers will hit 35°C on Friday once more and it's going to stay like that well into August's twenties. I'm over-fucking-joyed. I'll have to go to the hospital next week for my very own variant of russian roulette and I already know I'll burn up in there.


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post Jul 30 2013, 22:04
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From Hohenstaufen near Göppingen. Yup you guys got smashed! Hope the docs fix you up buddy!


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post Jul 31 2013, 21:32
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Sorry for replying so late! Been working loads to save up money!
Reading festival this month, My 21st Birthday in September (also going to London for a week the ) then Florida for 3 weeks in October and then New york im January and then spain in March, gonna be an expensive half a year!
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Being not as solvent as you are, or so it would seem. mad.gif

happy.gif Or was that the British "How are you?" with no reply expected?


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post Aug 3 2013, 03:56
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38.0°C peak yesterday, now at 23.8. At 4am. Explain to me why this is a good thing. The news say so and if the news say it it's gotta be... true? In my state alone 7 people drowned trying to take a swim today. What the hell.

For Chrissakes we mostly talk about the weather here. Even though this isn't even me trying to chat up someone.

And yes, this is a double post. I'm fully aware of that. I'm just of the rebellious kind.

Hey, I'm in need of a ghostwriter. Anyone interested? Pulitzer or more is a must. A degree in laws would also be a good thing. Yes, this is me admitting to it: I've started to become a lawyer.


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post Aug 6 2013, 17:53
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Tri-tri-triple post!
One bad mofo of a thunderstorm just pelted through the county with 110 kph winds and ~5cm hailstones. The cell was a majestic sight you'd have liked to behold, Carver. Couldn't take pictures though, was at the oncologist's. Good news is, I may live (until the next round of Bavarorussian roulette biggrin.gif ).

No, there won't be a quadruple post. It's yours to post something now.


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post Aug 6 2013, 17:58
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You know I'm just going to post something, then delete it after you post a response, to make it look like you have quadruple posted, right? tongue.gif


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There is minor flooding here in Victoria and snow on the mountains.

Send me a storm? It's been awhile since I've had an emergency call out.


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So, this guy walks into a bar...


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post Aug 10 2013, 17:25
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 10 2013, 14:57) *
So, this guy walks into a bar...

He should watch where he's going!


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post Aug 10 2013, 19:06
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biggrin.gif Let's make a new game out of this.

So, this guy is pulled over by a policewoman...


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 10 2013, 20:06) *
So, this guy is pulled over by a policewoman...


Poor guy...


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You were supposed to spin a joke from that line. ohnoo.gif


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I plead intoxicated!


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If so, I hope you find a pretty policewoman to breathalyse you. biggrin.gif


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post Aug 12 2013, 18:00
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Stick yourself in her mouth and tell her to blow hard until you beep ... thumbsup.gif

I would just like to take this opportunity to take us all back to 2012 and the Strategic Defence Review where we all said 'Don't be a prick Dave, if you scrap the Carriers, ditch the Harriers, 3/4 the RAF frontline bomber squadrons, all the f*cking maritime and battlefield surveillance flights and 1/3 the Army we wont be able to protect all our overseas assets for 10-15 years' ...

Scroll forward 12 months and .... Spain and Argentina are forming a new alliance to take back British overseas assets that we cant defend or re-take if attacked. Well done Dave ... Good job there! mellow.gif


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I don't like how our Prime Minister has the same name as me... since he's technically public property, could we rename him something like Melvin? I feel that would stop people confusing the two of us.


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