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[pMASTER]

A lot of people say the internet keeps them from doing the things they ought to do. I have proof the internet actively discourages me from doing the things I ought to do. The last three captchas I've seen tonight read (in German)

Who dares, wins.

It's useless anyway.

You know that, don't you.



Hey. It's been a couple of years since more than three users were online at a time. Wanna know when that was? While we were discussing that ridiculous gangbang record (in which the runner-up got a t-shirt as her prize after fucking hundreds of blokes).

In 2012 it was, FFS. I think we're doomed. This board is dead.

[Wittmann]

I'm amazed Cervo keeps paying the bill for the site. Or they've forgotten about us...

[pMASTER]

Forgetfulness - or pity? Geez. A girl did me out of pity once (wasn't even mad) but this has to be the first pity website ever (I'm not even mad).

[Wittmann]

I sense a pattern

[pMASTER]

I don't think Cervo knows her.
Unless she did him out of pity, too...

[Blackbuck]

Wow, this place is still here...

[pMASTER]

Where the hell have you been?

[Wittmann]

Who was that masked man?

[Blackbuck]

Where the hell have you been?

Doing things and wotsits here and there and recovering from scenes in Vinyl.

[JdB]

Doing things and wotsits here and there and recovering from scenes in Vinyl.

Well we can rule out that someone else is using his account since that made absolutely no sense as per usual

[pMASTER]

Scenes in Vinyl?

That sounds as terrible and potentially deadly as European immigration policies.

[JdB]

That sounds as terrible and potentially deadly as European immigration policies.

The response to 9/11 and the attacks in Madrid and London was to import millions more people from the middle ages. The EU is too busy criticizing Israel for building fort-like settlements to protect it's people from the barbarian hordes to notice that immigrants have done the same thing in their own back yard. Police doesn't dare to venture into places like Molenbeek and Schaarbeek without armored vehicles and tactical units. Abdeslam walked the streets like a king without anyone doing anything about it. That place needs to be surrounded and swept clean house by house and every occupant of every house where weapons, terrorist propaganda or other subversive content is found need to be locked up and if possible deported.

Of course with the current political idiots it will end up with a blank cheque of many zeroes going to the local imams for creating jobs that aren't actually needed, education that is sub-standard and based on the quran rather than actually applicable knowledge and other leftists spasm which of course those islamic organizations will funnel into even more hatred and repulsion of our social standards leading to more terrorism. Multiculturalism has failed, but the left is too proud to admit it. They would rather spend ten times the amount it has already cost so they won't have to see their utopian fantasy for what it really is. It's not their money so f*ck it.

This post has been edited by JdB: Mar 22 2016, 23:34

[Blackbuck]

Scenes in Vinyl?

That sounds as terrible and potentially deadly as European immigration policies.

Not terrible at all, perfectly fine in fact. Just... You'll see.

[pMASTER]

Merry Easter, my fellow amoebas!

[JdB]

Scenes in Vinyl?

For all of those living in a cave in the badlands of Bavaria Bavaristan:

[Click]

[Wittmann]

I hope you all had a fine Zombie Jesus Day long weekend.

I spent four days driving from Canberra to Quirindi and then to the Gold Coast - two days there to see family and collect some old stuff and back. Around 2500km all up. Effectively the Southern tip of the UK to the north of Scotland and return - or Paris to Budapest and back. There is a whole lot of nothing in Central NSW. Except abandoned railways, the odd mine and to the North, a spot of rainforest where the central plains meet the Great Dividing Range. (It's suddenly a very steep and winding descent.) Gold Coast is over-rated and over commercialised. Geared to the tourist or the surfer. If you ever come to Australia and want to hit a Queensland Beach go to the Sunshine Coast instead.

In other news, a potential promotion pending, I may be able to afford to leave this crazy island continent at last. Looking like a trip to Scotland and parts of Europe (to be determined) in September.

[pMASTER]

For all of those living in a cave in the badlands of Bavaria Bavaristan:

[Click]

I'm kinda angry now considering I got a 48 hrs ban once over the "hardon collider" cartoon…

Wait, you took the trouble of creating a collage of her? I thought Mark to be our appointed stalker.

[D@V£]

he's edited the naughty bits out. Shit's PG, yo.

It's like Amish porn... or is it Mormon porn? You know, the one that's like a chick who actually fully clothed, but they've put censor bars over her clothes, so it looks like she's naked? For all we know, Olivia Wilde could actually be some sexless automaton.

Whereas you actually posted a picture of two disembodied dicks flying towards each other. That's just the naughty bits. Literally, the exact opposite.

Besides, that was when people actually visited the forum, so, you know... if you want to post pictures of dicks now, knock yourself out.

[JdB]

Wait, you took the trouble of creating a collage of her? I thought Mark to be our appointed stalker.

No, this is not a collage, at least not to my standards. This is something I put together and uploaded in less than 5 minutes. For a proper collage I would use brushes, layer masks, if the background doesn't suit me custom backgrounds, enlarge her interesting bits of anatomy a little if needed etc. But since I'm not an OW fan why bother.

he's edited the naughty bits out. sh*t's PG, yo.

I'm not even surprised that he didn't notice that.

Besides, that was when people actually visited the forum, so, you know... if you want to post pictures of dicks now, knock yourself out.

Any feelings you had south of your bellybutton after the OW pics is now gone

[D@V£]

You know, of all of them, I only ever thought of Dick Cheney as a Dick. Dick Nixon sounds like a pretty swell guy, actually, kinda blue-collar fellow. You know, I'd trust a man called Dick Nixon to lube my nipples. Is it wrong to say Dick Nixon sounds like the sort of man who'd know when it's appropriate to lube a nipple? Because it isn't always appropriate to lube a nipple, and if you lube the wrong nipple you can get in a lot of trouble.

...what? I'm talking about these things:

You don't want to use an petroleum-based lubricant on a high-pressure system, that's not a good idea at all.

Dick Branson, though, that just sounds like a brand of pickle-based sandwich-sauce. Comes in a squeezy bottle:
Dick Brason's Pickle Sauce: Squirt it all over your meat, or in your buns!

...ok, I'm done, back to lurking