 Who Gets Banned This Year?, 2006 Edition |
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 Dec 18 2006, 03:12
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 Hipster addonmaker  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10  |
He's kind & gen'rous to the Team,
He's never banned a stupid member. And though the spammers make him sick, It don't usually get on his humour. That HuNTeR, That HuNTeR, He's sickeningly good. That HuNTeR, That HuNTeR, As nice as a devil could.  Prizes will be presented by: Wittmann Prizes generously made available by: Mr. Post Restriction Inc. Prizes consists of: 1. A premium Post Restriction® until December 25th 2007; 2. A DVD containing 2,5 hours of videofootage of the .info team laughing their asses off from looking at the winners' picture. 3. A box of used tissues (see prize #2); 4 Special Limited Edition box-set of "OFP.info: 2001-2007, The Worst Addons"; 5. An Addon Module featuring over 5000 new M4A1's for use in OFP (generously (and unknowingly) donated by the Counterstrike community) 6. A life-time supply of beautifull Marfy tanks on screenshots, that no one will ever get to play with; 7. Framed nude portrait of Cervo dressed as a hobbit (a true-to-life painting for a change); 8. Rewan's Funniest Home Videos (Rated "R" for "Retar*ted"), including impromtu stand up comedy acts, all voiced, acted and edited by Rewan. 9. A heartfelt and joyus rendition of 'The Night Santa Went Crazy” by the moderation team to celebrate the announcement of the 'winner'; 10. DVD box-set of "American Idol: The Talentless, The Pathetic, The Ones Who Sleep With The Entire Jury"; 11. A DVD of forum admins Wittmann and King Homer with competition organiser and esteemed community member JdB wishing you seasons greetings, and a happy and productive new year without ArmedAssualt.info to distract you. Has a bonus disc entitled "The Crew Playing ArmA Co-op while you're stuck with OFP", and contains 300 page book of the Forum Rules, and their exact meaning (also available through Violate It And You're Dead Books & Whips). Book can also be used to explain your failure in life; 12. 65 gallons (roughly 260 liters) of expired German beer stained with traces of "Homers Love Elixer"; 13. A 28CD collection of Homers' M1A2 SEP studio recordings (includes karaoke version of the recordbreaking smash hit "Zis is ze panzer IV, BRUM BRRRRR, zis iz ze Abrams, brrrrrrrrr"); 14. 200 pages of forum moderation logs from Wittmanns' private collection, all were made while being constantly drunk (the rest of the world would call that "Being an alcoholic", here we call it being Australian on a friday night). I've also been informed of a spectacular bonus prize for anyone that manages to get +75% of the votes: >A Holiday with D@ve in sunny Wales! (getting frostbite = not ensured). If the bonus prize should go to D@VE, he gets to holiday with his favourite sheep in sunny Scotland, followed by a close-up inspection of the Crownjewels (Prince Charles' that is). Tux says: Put Out or Get Out! Good luck!  Edit on Friday 22th December 2006 @ 2100GMT: 2100GMT, and iiiiiiiiiiit's the end of the competition! Congratulations to Rewan (77%) for winning all those beautifull prizes, and of course to da rat for being the most liked disliked person! Prizewinners will receive their prizes on the 25th of December. Thanks to everyone who voted. Be nice, follow the forum rules and do what the moderators say, and we won't have to put you in next years' poll 
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Dec 18 2006, 08:25
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
what have you been smoking JDB
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 Dec 18 2006, 13:22
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 261 Joined: 16-October 06 From: Leiden, The Netherlands Member No.: 7 |
Hilarious
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Dec 18 2006, 14:12
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
And deadly serious
 Cast your vote today!!!
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Dec 18 2006, 17:13
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I voted for myself, but that Git Rewans in front of me... if only I had a blue mushroom!
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Dec 18 2006, 17:22
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Witty why do you want to ban one of your best members ^^
-------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Dec 18 2006, 17:29
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
I'll auction my vote
The one with the best argument (for or against himself) will get it  Anyways awesome job JdB
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Dec 18 2006, 17:35
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War  Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
I am going to win....
But I don't know if it's a good thing for me 
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Dec 18 2006, 17:48
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 17-November 06 From: Kampen / Holland Member No.: 215 |
Hahaha
 , great work dude, wanna bet no one votes 4 Homer?  Oh, hehe.. I just saw 3 people did vote 4 Homer..... My mistake 
--------------------  Never arue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience. Quad Core from Intel, WTF? |
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Dec 18 2006, 18:15
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 ~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Lmao, too much time on your hands?
*votes for Rewan* 
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Dec 18 2006, 21:27
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 There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
 *votes for Rewan*
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Dec 18 2006, 22:30
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
Thank you
I wanna win sth today
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Dec 18 2006, 23:26
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There will be cake. Group: Members Posts: 270 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Netherlands Member No.: 117 |
Any time.
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Dec 18 2006, 23:30
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~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Yes... win
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Dec 18 2006, 23:31
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 The Il2 Fan Group: Members Posts: 733 Joined: 7-November 06 From: England Member No.: 25 |
i want to know who voted for homer
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Dec 18 2006, 23:44
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
I give him a chance against me...but I think it was useless
He don't have a chance
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Dec 19 2006, 05:02
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 KH Was Here 06 Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Gold Coast, Australia Member No.: 40 |
Bwaahahahaahah!!!
Excelent! I voted for 'Giggles' lol
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Dec 19 2006, 05:44
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
We lied about Homer. Instead of getting a PM with your name, instead he gets to modify the poll and place the votes for him wherever he wants
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Dec 19 2006, 06:47
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Dec 19 2006, 05:44)  We lied about Homer. Instead of getting a PM with your name, instead he gets to modify the poll and place the votes for him wherever he wants  "etikettenschwindel" is the german word for this. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Dec 19 2006, 08:24
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
Witty, our plan for ban da rat is fine...
When I get a lot of vote, change his name with mine 
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