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post Apr 18 2015, 00:24
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How's the UKIP expected to fare?
Truth be told, continental Europe would appreciate if you guys made up your minds. tongue.gif You're like the Greeks of the North, always threatening to leave if not granted concessions.


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post Apr 18 2015, 00:53
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 18 2015, 00:24) *
How's the UKIP expected to fare?

Depressingly well!

Their platform of "We're not Nazis, we just strongly believe in a homeland for each race, and the expulsion of vagrant peoples" appeals to the idiot demographic.

(We're not actually going to leave the EU, we're just going to content ourselves with sitting by the door loudly complaining about how terrible things are until you kick us out, because that fits our narrative of you guys being a bunch of crazy continentals. We're kind of like your crazy ex in that regard.)


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post Apr 18 2015, 22:02
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Apr 18 2015, 00:26) *
Anyone want to take bets over whether the Lib Dems or Greens will perform worse?


I wasn't even aware you had a Green party! ohnoo.gif



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post Apr 18 2015, 22:14
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QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 18 2015, 22:02) *
I wasn't even aware you had a Green party! ohnoo.gif

It's true! They've even somehow managed to win an MP and control over some arse-end of nowhere council.

Personally speaking, I blame a mixture of voter apathy and the fact that Plaid Cymru doesn't stand in England.


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post May 2 2015, 20:28
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QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 18 2015, 22:02) *
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post May 2 2015, 21:45
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QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 18 2015, 23:02) *
I wasn't even aware you had a Green party! ohnoo.gif
Lucky them if it's that unimportant.


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post May 2 2015, 23:57
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QUOTE(brataccas @ May 2 2015, 20:28) *
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Bratty, you're going to have to re-report yourself, but don't use the button. The backend is fucked and I just get blank PMs when someone reports a post. Not even a link to the thread. So, send your report in triplicate (you only need to fill in one of them, the red tape is just there because of lobbyists in the lumber industry) to our freepost address. (I think Wittmann knows what it is.) Wait 3-8 working months and we'll deal with it's deemed trivial enough.

Failing that, you can try using our premium rate 0800 number. Sexy single moderators in your area timezone are willing to take your report now!


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post May 3 2015, 10:16
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must of been a mis-click sweatingbullets.gif


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post May 3 2015, 16:08
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What the hell do these words even mean?


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post May 3 2015, 17:22
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 3 2015, 16:08) *
What the hell do these words even mean?

Well, it's simple really. A "misclick" is a portmanteau of "misc", which is a shorthand way of saying "miscellaneous" and "lick" which is what you do with your tongue. He's saying he's been licking too many miscellaneous things, and has undoubtedly got around to some poisonous frogs or maybe household cleaning products, so his judgement has been understandably impaired.

I think the hyphen is a typo.


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post May 3 2015, 19:13
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I blame my girlfriend actually, shes American. coincidentally speaking to her my English has since got worse somewhat blues.gif

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post May 3 2015, 19:22
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Nay, gentlemen. These words:
QUOTE(brataccas @ May 2 2015, 21:28) *
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post May 3 2015, 19:29
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 3 2015, 19:22) *
Nay, gentlemen. These words:


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post May 8 2015, 01:58
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Wait, do the English nationalists support English Independence? I might have voted for the wrong party...

EDIT: #Scotland, Scotland uber alles... literally the uppermost European country ever except the Vikings but fuck those guys...
Hey, Bratty, us celts, you know, we're buddies, right? We're sort of not English, we're pals, right?

EDIT2: She's wearing a man's suit, she's got a deep voice, is she transgender, or just scottish...?
Yeah, I've been drinking. Lots. The Whisky's Scottish too. (oh yeah, Firefox's dictionary recognizes "Whiskey" but not "Whisky"? FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING AMERICOIRISH REPUBLICIAN DICKSHITS. SHE IS YOUR QUEEN.)

(If she legitimately is Transgender or Scottish, I apologize. I honestly can't tell the difference between Transgender women and Scottish women. I mean no offence to either.)

EDIT3: Obviously, views expressed here, however trans- or picto-phobic are mine alone, and in no way representative of Armedassault.info, or our parent company pMastertech GbmH.

(Also, how long has mirror universe Emma Watson been working for the Tories? Mark! I know you're responsible for our cloning division, I want a report on my desk by... I want a report on my desk eventually.)


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post May 8 2015, 07:01
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Oh boy. Did I get this right? Cameron got 33% of the votes yet he can rule alone? Dear Britons, you've gotten yourself a most fucked-up electoral system.

See, that's the advantage of a proper constitution. If something stays as fucked-up for such a long period of time the first thing the citizens of another country would do is file a constitutional complaint and make a court remove so unjust a system if politicians won't do it themselves.


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post May 8 2015, 07:53
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 8 2015, 08:01) *
Oh boy. Did I get this right? Cameron got 33% of the votes yet he can rule alone? Dear Britons, you've gotten yourself a most f*cked-up electoral system.

See, that's the advantage of a proper constitution. If something stays as f*cked-up for such a long period of time the first thing the citizens of another country would do is file a constitutional complaint and make a court remove so unjust a system if politicians won't do it themselves.


325 329 out of 650 to me seems more than 33% and is an absolute majority with the terrorists of Sinn Fein not taking their seats unsure.gif

Many months of Socialist chest beating, Nationalist fairy tales from women with hairy chests, other Nationalists decreeing the Apocalypse (roughly from York to Southampton) if Britain didn't isolate itself, Lib. Dem. ... I'm sure they had some sort of program too ... and what do you end up with? A Conservative government naughty.gif

Britain chooses the sane option like most of non-leeching-off-of-bailouts-and-loans Europe. Yay conservatism! hug.gif
And Scotland chooses the next party that makes them empty promises of plans that they have no money for once they achieve the first and only real plan that they have, independence, temporarily distracting them their miserable daily lives. Yay self-delusionism! (may or may not be a word but you get the idea)

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QUOTE(JdB @ May 8 2015, 08:53) *
325 329 out of 650 to me seems more than 33% and is an absolute majority with the terrorists of Sinn Fein not taking their seats unsure.gif
This is about their 'winner takes it all' electoral principle. They do have won approx. 50.5% of those votes which gained caucus recognition --- but only about 33% of all votes cast. Due to their peculiar electoral system the allocation of seats has never truly reflected crosssocial majorities in the UK.


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post May 8 2015, 11:48
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ May 8 2015, 01:58) *
(Also, how long has mirror universe Emma Watson been working for the Tories? Mark! I know you're responsible for our cloning division, I want a report on my desk by... I want a report on my desk eventually.)


You know, I'm not sure unsure.gif

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QUOTE(Blackbuck @ May 8 2015, 12:48) *
You know, I'm not sure unsure.gif

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Well. Cheers to five more years of austerity bollocks and the strong possibility of us leaving the EU drunk.gif I hate this country sometimes, truly I do.


If people really felt like leaving the EU was the most important issue than they would have voted UKIP imo.


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post May 8 2015, 14:00
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Ugh... why do hangovers always seem like such a good idea the night before?

But, hey, let's look at the end good news:
1. Nigel Farage is out of a job
2. Plaid Cymru beat UKIP, the Greens and the Ulterster Unionists. We're number 4! We're number 4! Not even on the shittest party podium.
3. Lib Dems, more like, Lib Deds, amirite?
4. This picture, which is glorious.


QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 8 2015, 07:01) *
Oh boy. Did I get this right? Cameron got 33% of the votes yet he can rule alone? Dear Britons, you've gotten yourself a most fucked-up electoral system.

See, that's the advantage of a proper constitution. If something stays as fucked-up for such a long period of time the first thing the citizens of another country would do is file a constitutional complaint and make a court remove so unjust a system if politicians won't do it themselves.

Yup. For some reason, though, the parties that get a majority under our broken system don't seem to want to change anything about it.


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