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post Aug 28 2014, 15:36
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post Aug 28 2014, 16:07
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Hazzah all the posts!!

I think if any of us had the choice we'd all live in a place with no contact with the outside world. But I'd miss the internet too much. And games. :/ the choice is difficult.


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post Aug 29 2014, 01:13
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A place with electricity, running water, fast internet and a lifelong stack of toiletpaper, preferably near the sea and with temperatures never going above 20 or below 5. Regular gourmet-food airdrops. A mobile brothel landing fortnightly.

Now, where to "acquire" the required funds...? Oi, Bill Gates! Charity work reduces tax liabilities! I'm a sick man.


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post Aug 29 2014, 19:37
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 29 2014, 02:13) *
A place with electricity, running water, fast internet and a lifelong stack of toiletpaper, preferably near the sea and with temperatures never going above 20 or below 5. Regular gourmet-food airdrops. A mobile brothel landing fortnightly.

Now, where to "acquire" the required funds...? Oi, Bill Gates! Charity work reduces tax liabilities! I'm a sick man.


Don't you think Indigo and her 3 identical twin sisters would object to the competition? ohnoo.gif


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post Sep 2 2014, 13:50
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Hmm, it seems my fantasies of hot identical quadruplet Indigos have scared off the locals yet again stupid.gif

Edit: nvm, you're all probably too busy looking at naked pictures of Kate Upton happy.gif

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post Sep 2 2014, 17:05
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Her rack isn't as big as I thought.
Then again Jennifer Lawrence's rack is bigger than I thought.

Stupid selfie-takers and iSomething junkies. It's always nice to watch an asinine trend backfire.


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post Sep 2 2014, 17:41
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 2 2014, 18:05) *
Her rack isn't as big as I thought.
Then again Jennifer Lawrence's rack is bigger than I thought.

Stupid selfie-takers and iSomething junkies. It's always nice to watch an asinine trend backfire.


Quite. The first time I'm happy with anything to do with Apple naughty.gif

@JLaw: It's a source of proteïne when swallowed, applying it to your face doesn't work! tiredsmiley.gif


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post Sep 2 2014, 18:14
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Oh I'd like to watch that nutrition advice footage you mentioned. Care to pm me a link? smile.gif After all it's important for celebrities to be distinctly conscious of their role model function.

Moral of the story: be wary with what you put online.


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post Sep 3 2014, 16:56
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QUOTE(JdB @ Sep 2 2014, 13:50) *
Hmm, it seems my fantasies of hot identical quadruplet Indigos have scared off the locals yet again stupid.gif

Edit: nvm, you're all probably too busy looking at naked pictures of Kate Upton happy.gif



..... How did you know?!?! That's terrifying.
Haven't been able to find a link for the Jennifer Lawrence ones ><

I can breathe again!! Stupid chest infections ><


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post Sep 3 2014, 17:40
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QUOTE(Indigo @ Sep 3 2014, 17:56) *
..... How did you know?!?! That's terrifying.
Haven't been able to find a link for the Jennifer Lawrence ones ><

I can breathe again!! Stupid chest infections ><


There's just too much there! ohnoo.gif

Btw I've sent you a PM about ... chest affections infections wink.gif


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post Sep 3 2014, 18:49
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And what about me? I asked first! mad.gif
Do I have to grow a pair of tits to gain your attention?


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post Sep 3 2014, 19:23
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They ended up having to put me on some super antibiotics and Inhalers if it gets worse have to go to hospital for oxygen ><

And tits gets you everywhere pMaster wink.gif


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post Sep 3 2014, 20:46
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 3 2014, 18:49) *
Do I have to grow a pair of tits to gain your attention?

Yes.


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post Sep 3 2014, 20:49
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I laughed so hard at that d@ve!
Hope your all well smile.gif


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post Sep 3 2014, 20:52
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 3 2014, 19:49) *
And what about me? I asked first! mad.gif
Do I have to grow a pair of tits to gain your attention?


Yep happy.gif

Ask Indigo, that is if she has finished doing what she started after she laid her eyes on some graphical material blues.gif

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post Sep 3 2014, 21:00
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Don't mind me blues.gif

I am a very happy girly indeed!
(And not in that way I'm too ill to do stuff like that!)

Hur hur hur.

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post Sep 3 2014, 21:05
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QUOTE(Indigo @ Sep 3 2014, 22:00) *
Don't mind me blues.gif

I am a very happy girly indeed!
(And not in that way I'm too ill to do stuff like that!)


Well in that case I think speak for everyone when I say that we all hope you get well soon wub.gif


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post Sep 3 2014, 21:09
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Not quite sure if that's wishing me happy masturbating when I get better or genuine well wishes for getting better o.o

Edit: ignore me my brain is not fully functioning.

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post Sep 3 2014, 21:21
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Is there an Oscar for Best Receiving Actress?
If that's the receiving face she's going with she won't win yet but I can see the potential.

Awwwww. Her parents must be so proud.



And yes, that's schadenfreude right there. Narcism, meet reality!


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post Sep 3 2014, 21:43
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Hahaha! Oh super Burn!

Also this:
Haha. And okay I'll stop posting weird stuff now.


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