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post Oct 20 2013, 19:13
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Goodness! Where are you mudheads? Motivate me!


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post Oct 20 2013, 20:03
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I'm omnipresent, you just don't know it biggrin.gif


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post Oct 20 2013, 20:23
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Why do you keep silence then? What malevolent plan are you hatching out?


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post Oct 20 2013, 21:27
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LAND CRAB INVASIONS.


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post Oct 20 2013, 23:01
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Isn't that like a daily occurence in your part of the world? How very witty...


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post Oct 21 2013, 00:02
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Oct 20 2013, 20:23) *
Why do you keep silence then? What malevolent plan are you hatching out?


It's so super secret even I haven't been told about it yet!


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post Oct 21 2013, 00:34
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Oct 20 2013, 22:27) *
LAND CRAB INVASIONS.


The forest fires will take care of them.


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post Oct 21 2013, 01:16
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QUOTE(JdB @ Oct 21 2013, 00:34) *
The forest fires will take care of them.

Jesus man, I know you don't like the Scottish, but at least try to be subtle about it...


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post Oct 22 2013, 02:15
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Thinking of having a go at joining the UKs new National Crime Agency. Apparently i have to weary of "Potentially Compromising Associations"

A decades worth of growing up here talking war, glorifying Nazis, planning assassinations and jail breaks, terrorist attacks whilst enjoying mild pedophilia, bestiality and blatant racism shouldn't be a problem right? thumbsup.gif


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post Oct 22 2013, 06:27
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Uh? I'm AFP so apparently it's fine.

Either that or Australia has pretty low standards when it comes to fighting crime.


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post Oct 22 2013, 08:26
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QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Oct 22 2013, 02:15) *
Thinking of having a go at joining the UKs new National Crime Agency. Apparently i have to weary of "Potentially Compromising Associations"

A decades worth of growing up here talking war, glorifying Nazis, planning assassinations and jail breaks, terrorist attacks whilst enjoying mild pedophilia, bestiality and blatant racism shouldn't be a problem right? thumbsup.gif

Problem? They'll hire you on the spot! ohnoo.gif


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post Oct 22 2013, 16:26
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Oct 22 2013, 09:26) *
Problem? They'll hire you on the spot! ohnoo.gif


Getting into the mind of the criminal is never a bad thing to do, though I prefer a .40 S&W for the purpose blues.gif


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post Oct 22 2013, 17:42
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I... look, guys, this isn't easy for me to say, but... well...
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Oct 22 2013, 06:27) *
Either that or Australia has pretty low standards when it comes to fighting crime.

I missed this. I should have said something along the lines of "I can't help but feel there might be reason for that." or "lol, crimmigrants!" and, yet... I did not.

I can't apologize enough for this error. It was such an easy set-up, and, well, I just let it slip. I could make a million excuses, and God knows I want to, but I can't pretend that, ultimately, the blame lies anywhere but with me. While I realize there's little I can do at this point to make amends, I can only promise that, in the future, I'll try my hardest never to make this kind of mistake again. I realize forgiveness for these sorts of things is all but impossible to receive, but I hope in time your faith in me may be restored.


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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post Oct 27 2013, 16:36
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John, promise me you Dutchies won't let the Zwarte Piet down! mad.gif


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post Oct 27 2013, 18:32
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Oct 27 2013, 16:36) *
John, promise me you Dutchies won't let the Zwarte Piet down! mad.gif


Well a whole 1.5% of the population is vaguely against the idea of zwarte Piet, the usual crowd of leftists and immigrants who cry about how we are all to blame for slavery, so naturally several local Sinterklaas committees have already announced that they are going to make changes next year to address this massive divide in Dutch society tiredsmiley.gif

1.5% isn't enough to get the media's attention unless you're black, muslim or leftist (and since most of the media is controlled by the left the 1.5% should account for most media employees). 1/4 of the entire armed forces slashed and sold to economical superpowers like Jordan, Peru and Chili = no one gives a sh*t, less than 2% of the population has a less than favourable view of a single element in a tradition that is at least 300 years old = stop that sh*t NAOW!.

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post Oct 27 2013, 19:47
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I see. Down here the whole thing made front page news, can you imagine that - front page!


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post Nov 8 2013, 19:46
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I got skype and I don't know how to use it! Do people even still use Skype? Help! The modern world is weird and scary! ohnoo.gif


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post Nov 8 2013, 21:02
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Oi! Welcome to the club of senile old farts! Never done Skype either.


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post Nov 8 2013, 21:30
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I just want to pester a Finnish man about my BI forums account, is that too much to ask? cry3.gif


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post Nov 9 2013, 15:31
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 8 2013, 18:46) *
I got skype and I don't know how to use it! Do people even still use Skype? Help! The modern world is weird and scary! ohnoo.gif


It's not had to use it, you're just an old crock now blues.gif


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