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Mar 23 2017, 17:45
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#5561
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Great! I need one of those to stuff full of explosives and send to my enemies! Plug it in just to be sure that it works -------------------- |
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Mar 23 2017, 18:41
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#5562
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Plug it in just to be sure that it works Oh. I can't do that, I don't actually have a computer. I just do all this forum stuff by mail. I guess I could just get a fork and shove it into a wall socket, then use my own body to bridge the circuit between the fork and the USB port? Would that work? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 23 2017, 22:10
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#5563
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Oh. I can't do that, I don't actually have a computer. I just do all this forum stuff by mail. I guess I could just get a fork and shove it into a wall socket, then use my own body to bridge the circuit between the fork and the USB port? Would that work? Why do you even have electricity? -------------------- |
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Mar 25 2017, 04:50
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#5564
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
FFS. I forgot about your birthday, Davidoff. And some others' perhaps. I'm genuinely sorry.
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Mar 25 2017, 22:29
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#5565
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
FFS. I forgot about your birthday, Davidoff. And some others' perhaps. I'm genuinely sorry. Actually, you haven't - I haven't had any Birthdays for the last few years. I was finding the "ageing" thing to be a bit tedious, so, I just decided to stop. It's working out pretty well, to be honest, I'm surprised more people aren't doing it. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 26 2017, 18:31
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#5566
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
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Mar 28 2017, 08:10
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#5567
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Holy fuckmuppets, you're all still alive! I gave up checking this hell hole for awhile
Who still pays the bill around here anyway? Is some host company steadily draining out Cervo's "emergency" slush fund account? -------------------- |
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Mar 28 2017, 14:33
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#5568
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
...I thought you paid the bills? All these "you haven't paid your bills", "we're repossessing your house because you haven't paid your bills" and "your house was awful so we're taking your kidneys as well" letters that keep getting sent to me are all in your name.
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 28 2017, 14:40
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#5569
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Holy f*ckmuppets, you're all still alive! I gave up checking this hell hole for awhile Who still pays the bill around here anyway? Is some host company steadily draining out Cervo's "emergency" slush fund account? Cervo pays for the domain name, website also AFAIK with the exception of OFPr.info which is hosted by gamepark.cz. File servers were taken over by Jerry Hopper a few years back. That's the real money drain. This post has been edited by JdB: Mar 28 2017, 14:41 -------------------- |
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Mar 28 2017, 18:11
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#5570
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
On the subject of money matters...
QUOTE As a guest you are viewing our public newsstream displaying a limited number of releases and updates. In the past 7 days our subscribers have been informed about 60 additional new and updated releases! To be able to view the 60 updates or releases you have missed become a subscriber! "People aren't paying us money to download other people's work! We'll trying charging them for the privilege of even knowing about it!" - Armaholic's staff, presumably EDIT: ...were I willing to do more work (I'm not, before you ask), I might suggest we capitalize on this opportunity to poach some newshounds. Could be a good opportunity to get this show back on the road... -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 29 2017, 07:21
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
...I thought you paid the bills? All these "you haven't paid your bills", "we're repossessing your house because you haven't paid your bills" and "your house was awful so we're taking your kidneys as well" letters that keep getting sent to me are all in your name. Oh that wasn't for the website. That funded high end liquor, high end call girls for John and Andi, bribes to pay off witnesses when disposing of deceased call girls (Looking at you John!) and other projects. For instance, did you know that rhesus monkeys are highly susceptible to behavior modification if they become addicted to cocaine? Lets just say a small uninhabited island, a fuck tonne of monkeys and enough coke to make it look like a snow globe makes for way more entertainment than "Survivor" or "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here." News hound wise - can we get this show back on the road? We don't exactly have a community any longer. Not sure if that is a result of Armaholic competing during the ArmA II days or if the switch with ArmA III to Steam and it's own inbuilt community forums and content sharing platforms have effectively killed the ongoing relevance of sites such as this one. I suspect a factor is also that the larger modding groups for total conversions ect are finding it more difficult to create larger, total conversion mods and campaigns in the new engine or that the manpower, knowledge and willingness to do so has eroded with a focus on the larger realism mods and content for MP. I do miss the likes of CSLA, FDF, ect. -------------------- |
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Mar 29 2017, 12:50
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Oh that wasn't for the website. That funded high end liquor, high end call girls for John and Andi, bribes to pay off witnesses when disposing of deceased call girls (Looking at you John!) and other projects. For instance, did you know that rhesus monkeys are highly susceptible to behavior modification if they become addicted to cocaine? Lets just say a small uninhabited island, a fuck tonne of monkeys and enough coke to make it look like a snow globe makes for way more entertainment than "Survivor" or "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here." News hound wise - can we get this show back on the road? We don't exactly have a community any longer. Not sure if that is a result of Armaholic competing during the ArmA II days or if the switch with ArmA III to Steam and it's own inbuilt community forums and content sharing platforms have effectively killed the ongoing relevance of sites such as this one. I suspect a factor is also that the larger modding groups for total conversions ect are finding it more difficult to create larger, total conversion mods and campaigns in the new engine or that the manpower, knowledge and willingness to do so has eroded with a focus on the larger realism mods and content for MP. I do miss the likes of CSLA, FDF, ect. That's the beauty of it, see, Steam's file sorting is a complete cluster-fuck, there's "new stuff that's in the wrong category", "popular stuff that's in the wrong category", and "more popular stuff that's in the wrong category", but their servers are actually sort of ok, which was where we were having problems. All most people used Armaholic for until their latest "brilliant move" was getting news on what was being released, updated, etc, since their file servers were shite unless you ponied up for "premium access". So it seems to me, all we need to do is what we used to do, except instead of having a link to download files off our server, we just link to the steam page, six, or whatever. Do a bit of whoreing out of the site out on Biforums and the various subreddits, so people remember it actually exists, and this place could probably be back in business no time. And when I say "we", I mean, "someone else". Hence: newshounds. I dunno, though, I'm not sure the state of the actual servers for the site, maybe if more than 4 people actually used it, it might throw a hissy fit. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 14 2017, 03:48
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Happy Zombie Jebus chocolate gluttony weekend to all!
On this Good Friday I plan on consuming copious amounts of red meat and hoping that Hair Force One and Pugsly don't kick off "the big one" in Best Korea. -------------------- |
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Apr 16 2017, 13:37
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
That Jesus guy likes to hark on about humility and such, but he expects us to have us celebrate his birthday and his rebirthday?
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 18 2017, 00:44
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
A belated 'merry zombie jesus day' from me, too! Unfortunately, I'm ill.
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Apr 18 2017, 08:25
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
So those Turks, hey. Enjoy that.
Easter long weekend finished with a 0420 recall to duty. It's like they want me to start looking for a more cruisy job... -------------------- |
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Apr 18 2017, 16:03
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
That Jesus guy likes to hark on about humility and such, but he expects us to have us celebrate his birthday and his rebirthday? Jesus is ok, it's every asshole that thinks they can speak on his behalf that needs to just STFU. Unfortunately, I'm ill. Nothing new there. You've been suffering from militant pacifism for decades -------------------- |
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Apr 19 2017, 01:38
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#5578
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Jesus is ok, it's every asshole that thinks they can speak on his behalf that needs to just STFU. So, you're saying you only approve of Abrahamic religions that acknowledges that existence of Jesus and followed his teachings, but reject the Roman Patriarchy (and it's successors)? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 19 2017, 16:16
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
So, you're saying you only approve of Abrahamic religions that acknowledges that existence of Jesus and followed his teachings, but reject the Roman Patriarchy (and it's successors)? Absolutely. -------------------- |
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Apr 20 2017, 13:02
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Absolutely. I see, that's very interesting... coincidentally, how do you feel about polygamy? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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