Must... resist.... urge... to... make... sawn-off... pump-action... joke...

OMG. Yvonne Strachovski leaks. And even the "virtous" Melanie Laurent spready worthily of a Venus Award.

I am surprised by some of the actresses that have sex selfies. I would expect it if it was from Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian but there were quite a few of them that would be the last person for me to expect x-rated selfies from. Especially when they act all prim and proper in public. Is this something that all young women do nowadays just like they outdo each other to see who can post the most and newest and best non-naked selfie on their Facebook and Twitter profile page?
Furthermore, how do they think their videos and photos are safe on the Cloud or wherever it goes to? It seems these celebrities actresses and models are not even trying very hard to hide their selfies and videos. The Cloud or some online host would be the last place I would put it. I.e. I think in some of these "leaks", the person whose selfies and videos belongs to leaked those selfies and videos themselves to get free publicity.

Should I ever have kids, oh God please not a daughter.

Actors paid to act in front of a camera tend to be good at acting in front of a camera. Should it really come as much of a surprise that any public appearance of "virtuousness" is just as much an act as everything else?

Just look at Miley Cyrus (go on, take a good look. Don't worry, no one's watching where your hands are) for a good example of how quickly these people's "purity" can disappear when it stops being profitable.

I had to look quite a few up on IMDB and Google just to find out who they were ...

Next up (rumoured): Emma Watson. Because she said some negative stuff about the fine gentlemen that are bringing us these examples of human stupidity

You hire five bodyguards just to get into the car, park at the restaurant, beat up some photographers and whichever fan is unlucky enough to pass by and go inside and vice versa a few hours later. But your most intimate pics are surely safe on cloud based storage when even the Pentagon can't keep it's secrets locked up from some random teenagers

@D@V£: Totally agree. They go from wallflower to deranged nymphomaniac junkie in a few weeks time. That's purely an act to get attention ... Or signals of a recent visit to Amsterdam

And I don't get the Miley Cyrus thing. She looks like an underaged shemale to me even after her boobjob ...

This post has been edited by JdB: Sep 27 2014, 02:04

Wanna know what my hands do when it comes to Miley Cyrus?
































Always steered clear of that broad. Had a good laugh on bumping in one of her displays of "lasciviousness", though. Felt not aroused at all.

Edit

OW leaks.

Mark, you must be very strong now.

Speaking of strength required... wanna know why there's no boobs in my avatar anymore? It is rumored that their owner has undergone breast reduction. First Ebola, then ISIL and now this. Where is this god now?

In all seriousness, cosmetic surgery should be forbidden except for cases of relevant reconstruction. It is beyond me how someone in their sane mind can volunteer to undergo surgery...! Even in Europe each year hundreds of thousands of people - that's no joke, by the way - die from routine surgery complications.

Another round of russian roulette won.

Some fairly nice footage of the Hervanta ski ramp, and the surrounding areas. You can see my flat after the 5:45 mark, about 500 m away from the camera, just after and a bit to the side of the construction crane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTja0jebMg


Also, managed to shoot a few different pistols today and run a few different drills, with fairly good results... yay?

I have now given up working with the criminals with mental health issues and am now gonna be working in a call centre
I DONT HAVE TO WORK CHRISTMAS OR WEEKENDS!!! AGHHHH!

*Shows a chart with his impressions of the various forum dwellers*

*Takes Indigo down a few notches*

Is this the kind of call centre where every call ends with the customer ushering something along the lines of "Uuhuhuhuhumpf!"

This post has been edited by JdB: Oct 24 2014, 16:20

More importantly, is this the kind of call center where every phone conversation begins with a canned voice uttering lines like…

"If you want to know shat, please press [1]!"

You: [1] *beep*

"If you want to know shet, please press [2]!"

"If you want to know shit, please press [3]!"

"If you want to know shot, please press [4]!"

"If you want to know shut, please press [5]!"

You: [1] *beep beep beep*

"If you want to know shyt, please press [6]!"

(…)

Usually followed by:

"If you agree to this conversation being recorded, please say: Yes."

You: "No!"

"I beg your pardon. Say again?"

You: "Nooo!"

"Did you say: Yes?"

You: "Nooooooooooooo!"

"Thank you for allowing us to record this conversation. This serves quality control and will augment your users' experience."

You: "Fuck you!" (*unbeknownst to you the on-hook signal has ended*)

Call center person: "Excuse me!?"

To be fair, if you work in a call centre you probably deserve to be greeted that way.

(A bit harsh? Maybe, but pretty much everyone I've ever talked to from a call centre has been a complete arsehole. The only time they aren't trying to fob your issues off on someone else is when they're trying to sell you something...)

Luckily I'm in the department where I call people back regarding information they've already given us and I just fill out the necessary information to put their claims forward. I'm the middle guy between them saying they want to do it and then giving all the necessary information to the Lawyers so shouldn't get any aggression!
Parents are ill as well as my grandparents so need a more Monday to Friday job so I can see them more often to help them with shopping and cleaning etc etc.
just a mean time, intend to go back to Care just not for me now as my immune system has also gone down the sh*tter recently. So it's a stop gap to look after myself and family better, better money too ^.^
hazzuh!

Edit: you also can only put up with mentally ill guys either touching you up or hitting you for so long xD

This post has been edited by Indigo: Oct 25 2014, 20:06

Not only the mentally ill guys should want to touch you up...

Pretty sure some posts in here fulfil the elements of the offence of sexual harrassment.

On a serious note, worry not about our comments for reporters are far worse than call center people. Even worse than legal people (which is saying something).

Do you live next to an open air nuclear waste disposal?

I must live under similar living conditions then.

Is your entire family sick too?

More or less… though with some it's their mind what's afflicted.

I don't live near my folks anymore, Maybe we should get tested it is pretty weird they are all ill, my Grandads okay though and my sister o.o

What about the other three?

Click me I'm a video link

Wait, those are not true?