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Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 9 2007, 21:33
Been wondering this for a little time now. Are we all blokes? lol
cheers
carver
Posted by: da rat Mar 9 2007, 21:36
I was tempted to vote female just so that at one point there would officially be a 50/50 spread of the sexes! 
Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 9 2007, 23:11
rofl hahaha
well with a little luck there will be a few women on here. Id hate to think what will happen if were all blokes...the board would turn into a welsh steel factory ^^ >< - that and the personals section would be a bit lame
Posted by: pMASTER Mar 9 2007, 23:29
in the german section, we have a female member now: http://forum.armedassault.info/index.php?showuser=624. i was nearly running out of words because she said she would 'gamble' arma. not playing arma, not having fun with a video game, but really - gambling it. that´s amazing, all girls i know get this very special facial expression when i tell them that i 'gamble' pc games, not just play them...just like they had to face an alien now.
however daylight seems to belong to a very rare species...a gamer bride. 
and you should not forget nephilim who modded for operation flashpoint. i have no idea what she is doing at the moment or if she even is registrated here...
well, and about me...who knows if i am a human at all. 
more a kind of robot with a quite frequently coming "i-am-bored"-error.
Posted by: NeMeSiS Mar 10 2007, 00:06
How does one gamble a PC game? Trow the DVD in the air and bet if its going to fall upside down or not? 
And for what it matters or those who where in doubt: I am male
Posted by: Red Square Monkey Mar 10 2007, 02:37
however daylight seems to belong to a very rare species...a gamer bride.
and you should not forget nephilim who modded for operation flashpoint.
Ahem..
The Avon Lady?
Posted by: pMASTER Mar 10 2007, 14:55
right, one more i forgot.
@nemesis maybe i used the wrong word... 
which english expression could one use to describe that someone is not just playing a game but really dedicates all attention he has to it? if it is helpful, i search for a proper translation of the german word "zocken"
@topic concerning to me...of course i am male.
Posted by: Lt. Earth Apple Mar 10 2007, 15:38
@nemesis maybe i used the wrong word...
which english expression could one use to describe that someone is not just playing a game but really dedicates all attention he has to it? if it is helpful, i search for a proper translation of the german word "zocken" @topic concerning to me...of course i am male.
I would say "play" or "game"
Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 10 2007, 16:43
lol 'gamble' >< you make it sound as if were gunna get paid per frag *would be rich*
the word i would use is dedicated or failing that Dork as my other half would say rofl.
cheers
carver
Posted by: Blackscorpion Mar 10 2007, 16:58
Nephilim as actually working for BIA at the moment... dunno if she's doing anything ArmA/OFP related as a gamer/addon maker atm, though.
Sorta funny that most gaming girls I've seen are actually quite beautiful. And if I judged Daylight's avatar correctly... well the percentage increases.
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 10 2007, 17:32
well, it is not so hard to understand that ArmA is a military game, so girls would not love it too much!
anyway, girls are always appreciated here!!!!!!
Posted by: JdB Mar 10 2007, 17:53
Except for when they have beards
Posted by: pMASTER Mar 10 2007, 18:26
do not crash his fantasies! he seems to be very horny at the moment
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 10 2007, 19:21
Well, with a girlfriend and a lover....
(Hope my Girlfirend will never read this thread :hide:)
Posted by: Deadeye Mar 10 2007, 20:16
(Hope my Girlfirend will never read this thread :hide:)
Too late, your Miss 27 [FHM] has already read this thread (for more information you need to understand german)
Posted by: NeMeSiS Mar 10 2007, 20:37
Yeah, they are far from what you would expect, although the stereotype 'male-nerd' is also false most of the time
Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 10 2007, 20:47
XD some of the suicide girls are gamers so... Plus a few of my mates are too who happen to be female and attractive so yea the stereotype sucks
Posted by: D@V£ Mar 10 2007, 22:43
Statistically speaking, I'm not surprised.
Even if there were any girls here, I doubt they'd admit it
(Especially with Mark around! 
)
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 11 2007, 00:18
)
lol naaaa
I've just met Lady Snew in my server
she comes from Israel and I hope she is cute
Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 11 2007, 00:42
lol if were going down the p0rn route i knew a very cute goth girl who wants to do fet*sh photoshoots ... did i just say that? lol why arnt there any women in ArmA? the only woman - that Marian Qundt reporter lady - i was happy when she got hit by the explosion she was real annoying.
That and my other half liked ofp.
Sorry folks i think were gunna have to call off the international ArmA swingers and players festival this year
lols
carver
Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 11 2007, 00:45
Even if there were any girls here, I doubt they'd admit it
(Especially with Mark around!
)
That hurt.
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 11 2007, 00:53
Hey mark, D@ve surely was joking, no real mening m8!
Posted by: Wittmann Mar 11 2007, 01:54
Pipe down you beasts, I think the women WILL run and hide now, rightly so!
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 11 2007, 02:01
OT=
{
beast to me?!?!?!
Plz, some moderators can PR Witmann for flaming and calling us "beasts"? 
};
Posted by: Rewan Mar 11 2007, 02:05
He can't be PRed !
But you can be Pred ! 
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 11 2007, 02:07
But you can be Pred !
I know that... can we make a petition????
Posted by: Rewan Mar 11 2007, 02:09
No, because if evil is PRed, the world be destroy in D@Ve apocalypse 
BTW: Who is going to be the 666th member ?
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 11 2007, 02:13
I think I'll make another "Linker Split 2" as 666th member lol
anyway, i think that Witmann will PR both of us for getting offtopic...
sorry Witty!!!!!! 
I will never do it again!!!! Pr Rewan for this, not me!!!!!
Jocking...
Linker Split
Posted by: Wittmann Mar 11 2007, 02:18
ER this is the OT forum...your allowed to go OT here as long as its not mindless spam ...
Posted by: da rat Mar 11 2007, 02:22
So linker isn't allowed here at all then?
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 11 2007, 02:24
:lol:
anyway ok, no pointless spam...
Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 11 2007, 04:13
ROFL @ da rat
lol linker u get my sexy post locked and ill PR you myself
looks like there arnt any girlies on here which reminds me KH hasnt posted yet ... ><
Anyways ... as we are all burly menly men i think we should post pics of who we would like to have on the forum...
No man pics...that means u witty
BTW if u have to post p0rny h0rny ones blur out the relevant parts dont wan to upset forementioned modders now do we
carver
Posted by: Wittmann Mar 11 2007, 06:32
No inappropriate pictures at all or else ban hammer gets dusted off
Posted by: da rat Mar 11 2007, 09:53
*Goes to fetch my crate of Suicide girls*
Posted by: JdB Mar 11 2007, 12:35
Lol, not even those of you in girly clothes, to make Elliot Carver's fantasy about a party actually involving girls possible?
Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 11 2007, 12:47
You like suicide girls OMG da rat is my new best friend 
All the others bar one would require black bars to be generated but i CBA to do that
Posted by: Wittmann Mar 11 2007, 13:47
John John John how many times have I asked you to keep that private?
You said you loved me that night, but when I asked if you would respect me in the morning...you had nothing to say
Running away with Cervo like that...
Posted by: JdB Mar 11 2007, 14:05
Well, you could have seen that coming. After all you are just an Admin, while Cervo is Root Admin
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 11 2007, 14:33
You said you loved me that night, but when I asked if you would respect me in the morning...you had nothing to say
Running away with Cervo like that...
OMG
I'm gonna change a part of my sig...
#EDIT
Changed
Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 11 2007, 17:55
Dude its 300 KB +
Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 11 2007, 22:43
Well folks...this is Michelle. Ive known her for a good 3 years now. See her about twice a week and just got back from having chinese with her tonight ^^
Elle was my insperation for Michelle and then Laura island. Laura being her middle name. Id bring her to the boards with me 
*WUB* im 
rock on folks,
carver
Posted by: Helping Hand Mar 12 2007, 16:47
Indeed you are.
Posted by: D@V£ Mar 12 2007, 19:21
What an odd hair colour...
Posted by: pMASTER Mar 12 2007, 20:00
'manga' was the first impression that came into my mind...
Posted by: Red Square Monkey Mar 12 2007, 22:31
'depressed' was the first impression that came into my mind...
Posted by: D@V£ Mar 13 2007, 16:19
I must say, I'm not at all surprised by these poll results
Posted by: JdB Mar 13 2007, 17:05
I'm quite frankly only suprised by the low number of people that participated in the poll...
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 14 2007, 00:14
I'm quite frankly only suprised that you didn't vote for Female JdB... 
Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 14 2007, 13:38
I'm quite frankly only suprised .... AHHHHHHHHH
lol it shows that really there are only 22 active members of the OT thread. That and this place is the worst site for hooking up with someone...unless....well yeah....
im off to see michelle laters
Posted by: Wittmann Mar 14 2007, 15:54
Must you Carver?
I hear your quite an attractive young man.
Coming to Aus. any time soon? Perhaps we should meet up at the Sydney Mardi Gras
Well its no real surprise we have very few female members and if we did Im sure that a few of them might not wantt be identified as female as they can be the target then of prejudice, curiosity or overly horny gamer boys. Ie: You, You and YOU! Yes you over there in the first page....you know who I mean!
Posted by: D@V£ Mar 14 2007, 20:23
ArmA hookups 'eh? Therein lies a good idea Carver...
Posted by: Wittmann Mar 14 2007, 22:47
PROFILE:
I like log walks along the beaches of South Sahrani, virtual picnics in the woods of the north and moonlight harrier flights.
Posted by: Linker Split Mar 14 2007, 23:59
I like log walks along the beaches of South Sahrani, virtual picnics in the woods of the north and moonlight harrier flights.
you have eaten to much Computer and games Witty
Posted by: hotdog Mar 23 2007, 16:19
I used to be a rodent but now im... Food...
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jun 18 2008, 13:54
oh dear.... I messed up your stats. I'm glad to be a girl (who's taken) 
Posted by: pMASTER Jun 18 2008, 14:44
Welcome aboard, Ma'am.
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jun 18 2008, 15:52
Thank you good sir
Posted by: JdB Jun 18 2008, 16:46
This post can be divided into two very different parts:
Oh yeah
Oh noes
Despite that minor deficiency: welcome
Posted by: Deadeye Jun 18 2008, 19:08
Welcome madam Enjoy your stay !
One hint though...be aware of D@V£ for further information why you should be cautious PM D@V£ !
Posted by: D@V£ Jun 18 2008, 21:13
Enjoy your stay !One hint though...be aware of D@V£ for further information why you should be cautious PM D@V£ !
Don't you have some Swiss people to be angry at?
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jun 18 2008, 23:04
Thanks for the welcome
... Are you guys fighting over me?
Posted by: Blackscorpion Jun 18 2008, 23:06
Nah... we don't know what you look like.
Yeah. Erm...
*walks away*
Oh and welcome! 
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jun 18 2008, 23:10
you want photo proof?
there you go....
Posted by: Linker Split Jun 18 2008, 23:43
what is a young teenage girl doing in this bad bad war world?
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jun 18 2008, 23:48
What am I doing here? I don't know.... Nahh I do. I'm here to play ArmA.
I'm not that young either...... I'm a University student. 
Posted by: D@V£ Jun 18 2008, 23:54
Congrats. You've given them a picture.
I hope you know what they're going to do with that image.
And seriously, Blackscorpy, you're one to talk, pictures of you are about as common as explosive goldfish. (Although I guess I'm not really one to talk on that matter either...)
(Also, can I say you look nothing like I expected! 
Although to be honest I really shouldn't judge people image on a few sentences and no direct contact... but still, what the hell right? )
(Dammit! Why do always type more in these aside bits then in my actual message? I guess I have too many secrets! )
Posted by: pMASTER Jun 19 2008, 00:01
¿cómo? Why of all the Swiss?
[mg]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk153/_-2-_Pvt_Shadow/webcamp.jpg[/img]
there you go....
Sure enough you have to get rid of that Pikachu on that cabinet behind you...!
I'm not that young either...... I'm a University student.
I know exactly one more girl with the same diagnosis, and all what I can say is: Thanks to the Almighty, it's spreading out.
I hope you know what they're going to do with that image.
I've sent it to Interpol and am going to offer a reward on her head.
Posted by: Helping Hand Jun 19 2008, 00:01
Welcome to the forums Shadow. The advice to stay away from D@V£ and Scorpy is well founded Enjoy your stay here.
Posted by: Benoist Jun 19 2008, 02:34
A woman, that's rather interesting, few womans play FPS... and evenless when they have pikachu dolls.
You, D@V£, speak a lot, I don't (or I can't, since my imagination doesn't go so far) want to imagine what you would do.
If more women appear I can see SLA troops with flowers in their uniforms.
Posted by: Gunslinger Jul 11 2008, 04:12
my ex-girl friend got me hooked on ofp.
she also dragged my @$$ in to the corps.
Shadow you look a little stoned in that pic.
LOL All hopped up on the mountain grown are we.
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 11 2008, 18:37
I'd rather have stoned females in ArmA than no females...
Posted by: darkiron Jul 16 2008, 13:00
Male !
Posted by: Hornet85 Jul 16 2008, 13:19
I think iam a male maybe
Posted by: Helping Hand Jul 16 2008, 14:20
Nope you're a Beret, tie and shirt with a face 
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 16 2008, 15:13
That look is priceless...."What? Me? I did not fart!"
On a sidenote, you should quickly take actions to verify your exact gender. Not for the sake of yours, but for others.
Posted by: JdB Jul 16 2008, 15:31
An airborne qualified beret, tie and shirt though
Posted by: Hornet85 Jul 16 2008, 16:00
Hej dont forget the silver patch on the green beret
So iam a
Silver patched, green beret with a shirt and tie, that jumps out of planes?
XD
Posted by: D@V£ Jul 16 2008, 16:48
It's a little known fact that jumping out of planes is a tradition for people who wear Berets.
The French have been doing it for ages. Before planes existed even!
Posted by: Avalla'ch Jul 16 2008, 17:31
That just made my day :-D
Posted by: NZDF CRASH Jul 20 2008, 06:27
Wow only 1 female lol obviously a male orientated forum
Posted by: BigglesTrevor Jul 20 2008, 11:49
In the Sharia law scence or the Dutch scence?
Posted by: JdB Jul 20 2008, 14:55
Very bright
"Sense" is spelled "s-e-n-s-e" though, and not "scence"
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 20 2008, 15:25
Good...
Posted by: Hornet85 Jul 20 2008, 16:45
Maybe you guys are scarying all the girls away?
Posted by: Deadeye Jul 20 2008, 17:07
D@ve anyone?
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 20 2008, 17:10
And that by the guy with the "What? Me? I did not fart!"-look.
Posted by: Blackscorpion Jul 20 2008, 18:38
Touché?
Posted by: D@V£ Jul 20 2008, 21:01
Just because she stopped posting as soon as I replied to one of her messages is nothing but circumstancial evidence!
If she stopped posting as soon as I started sending her countless PMs asking her to marry me, then I'd accept that was a good enough reason. Unfortunately no one here can prove that I actually did that!
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 20 2008, 21:08
To use the words of George W. Bush: Don't misunderestimate the power of your administration!
Posted by: Deadeye Jul 20 2008, 21:11
Wise words, mister Master...wise words ! However no one will ever look at d@ve's PMs..I've been told that they lead to suicide
Posted by: D@V£ Jul 21 2008, 00:19
Great, now everyone knows why we don't see King Homer here any more.
Thanks a lot of that deadeye, now I can be legally tried by his family!
Posted by: Gunslinger Jul 21 2008, 03:17
Were the hell did King Homer go any way?
Please stop with the bush jokes. we all know that he has the IQ of a Shrub (i did not vote for him, you can think the Christian conservatives for this low point in U.S. history) I can't what to elect a new pres.
Hmm D@VE + suicide I can see how he can cause it.
Posted by: D@V£ Jul 21 2008, 12:28
Please stop with the bush jokes. we all know that he has the IQ of a Shrub (i did not vote for him, you can think the Christian conservatives for this low point in U.S. history) I can't what to elect a new pres.
Hmm D@VE + suicide
I can see how he can cause it.I can only assume you mean Bush jokes... if we were all making bush jokes then I can see why there wouldn't be any girls here!
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jul 24 2008, 05:21
well, you didn't scare me away. I've just been sick...
D@ve, umm.... what pm's? I see no pms in my inbox.
Hi Deadeyes, imagine seeing you here
Stoned? I am definetly not stoned. Its the lighting of the room and the time of day that the photo was taken.... although, I look alot different now
*edit* I like seeing that I have never ever made a post.... ever... BUT HEY!!! What is this then?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 24 2008, 06:34
The answer to all of this is Flesh Eating Beatles.
...And that the post count function has been disabled in the off topic section.
Posted by: Avalla'ch Jul 24 2008, 07:19
...And that the post count function has been disabled in the off topic section.
Who the hell did invented this word ???
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 24 2008, 07:57
Moon-King D@V£ of the Moon!
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jul 24 2008, 08:11
*giggles* This can be an interesting thread at stages
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 24 2008, 10:59
Study the Community Chatter Thread for further explanations!
D@V£ let's have a word later, I'm middingly convinced that your Flesh Eating Beatles united with my Trout Eating Giraffes will be invincible.
Posted by: D@V£ Jul 24 2008, 11:30
Like I said, no one here can prove it, not even you!
Yeah... I don't get my medication until midday
Posted by: Avalla'ch Jul 24 2008, 14:48
Moon-King D@V£ of the Moon!Ahahaha, honestly, I think that Dave have maany more titles
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 24 2008, 15:08
Anyways...We're pretty much to pity nowadays.
Female [ 1 ] ** [2.27%]
Posted by: D@V£ Jul 24 2008, 16:58
I think 'Exhaled Field Emperor Dave I "The Truculent" of Jeheria' is my favourite...
But yes, I do have many more... many more...
Bugger me if I can remeber any of them though.
Posted by: JdB Jul 24 2008, 17:04
As this section's subtitle states: "Postcount disabled "
The image in your signature is 150 pixels high, where only 100 pixels is allowed. Please fix it as soon as possible
Posted by: Avalla'ch Jul 24 2008, 19:36
Ok, I am bugging you
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 24 2008, 19:57
Better don't do it, no one can predict which dirty secrets might be revealed then.
Posted by: JynX Jul 24 2008, 20:23
Despot D@V£ is probably more apropriate
Posted by: Avalla'ch Jul 24 2008, 21:27
Me like dirty secrets
good source for scandalious revealing 
Uh, oh... did I said something ?
Posted by: (2)1st_Pvt.Shadow Jul 27 2008, 03:36
you men are scary.... (not really)
.... Family visit.... need I say more?
Posted by: Hornet85 Jul 27 2008, 17:41
we men are scary? :S you havent meet my girlfriend haha XD
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 27 2008, 20:29
You're dating a man?
I knew it was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokio_Hotel
Posted by: Gunslinger Aug 11 2008, 03:47
Scary? Yep thats way i don't post pics of my self. I make small children cry, and like minded adults(aka D@VE).
Posted by: bulkington80 Jul 6 2009, 08:41
never noticed this topic before 
Posted by: pMASTER Jul 6 2009, 10:02
never noticed this topic before Posted by: bulkington80 Jul 14 2009, 12:27
me iz a spambot
just kiddin
Posted by: NeMeSiS Jul 16 2009, 22:26
Statistics say that this is probably true.
Posted by: Blackbuck Jul 17 2009, 23:15
So where are you actually from Bulkington80? The sea is rather ya know generic...
Posted by: bulkington80 Jul 18 2009, 11:17
from here: http://www.gazeta.lv/images/zimbabwe-1.gif
Posted by: Blackbuck Jul 18 2009, 11:26
With a Ukrainian IP... Nice.
Posted by: NeMeSiS Jul 18 2009, 16:38
You are violating someones privacy!
Posted by: Blackbuck Jul 18 2009, 18:20
And yours is from the middle of Antarctica xD
Posted by: bulkington80 Jul 18 2009, 19:26
Edited: ask for a permission next time u decide to post private info from my profile, otherwise keep that hh away from the keyboard
Posted by: Blackbuck Jul 18 2009, 20:10
Oh I do think before I post. I make sure I post exactly what I want to.
Posted by: Blackscorpion Jul 18 2009, 20:14
I wouldn't always count on that...
As for bulkington, I can't really see the point you're trying to tell...
Posted by: Hornet85 Jul 28 2009, 10:18
SO when you look at my IP you will find that iam siting in difrent parts of the world every time i post? XD
Denmark
Sweden
Schootland
Holland
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Russia
Polen
XD
Posted by: Blackbuck Jul 28 2009, 12:30
If I could be bothered to look at them, yes xD
Posted by: LT. Drake Jackson Sep 30 2009, 20:40
Me too... I mean you wont find where I am cos Im allways travelling and you wont see my one exactly...
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