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 Jul 13 2011, 00:45
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331  |
QUOTE(JdB @ Jul 12 2011, 23:09)  Please do not discuss prostitution and/or Thai sex/love slaves on the forums. Thank you  So Mark's career prospects are no longer a topic of discussion... *runs and hides* -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jul 13 2011, 01:23
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
...wow you guys sure dicuss some inane banalities between talking about how much sex you aren't getting.
Except for those two who discuss how much they ARE getting. Almost makes me want to hit up Blighty to play the field on Indigo's friends with the accent. Or teach Carver how to talk with a broad or general Aust. accent. That'll make her happy, ay? I went away to Wangaratta and Beechworth for the weekend with a friend of mine from Melbourne. Was cold in the high country but nice to be 'home' with family and in the old district. Her first time with a firearm which was fun. She got a good grouping once braced, free standing not the best yet but will work on that. Just started with a rather powerful air rifle, next time go shotgun and a proper bang stick. Also did a day of vineyards - I have returned with so much wine. I had a great time. Going back in October for the release of some Pfieffer vintages. They ahvea lovely old bridge over the river on the property and turn it into a marque with table and a huge meal served over the bridge. And of course matching wines.  I can't remember what my member title was either so I guess I have to live with the Bavarians. Eh, he is undergoing chemo. He can do what he wants till the course is done. -------------------- |
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Jul 13 2011, 07:19
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Mwhahaha... glorious! Thanks my fine Sir, I'll never mock you for your Ozziness again.
Yes glorious, even though you're a sodding bastard John. My chances of survival aren't that slim, but they're still 'only' at 85% to tell you the truth. I'm certainly not going to pull off that stunt even if it was for sex with a beautiful woman. Well... it depends on the woman I guess. Her face and/or cupsize, to be more precise. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 13 2011, 09:37
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
D@@@V££££££! Hah, I totally missed that one you
  QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 14 2011, 16:52) Not everybody can be such a filthy sod as John, or a slimy gubbernment employee as Witty is.
 Not to mention D@V£,
Reason for edit: mandatory regulation compliance issues
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 13 2011, 10:17
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick
^ So I'm the nice guy? Fine... -------------------- |
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Jul 13 2011, 11:59
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Haha I sh*t you not
its pretty awesome family history, I enjoy it anyways ^^carvers ancestors was the head of the austrian communist party when adolf hitler rolled in :L its pretty cool anyways  mine fled over to manchester, and they were the people that helped create little italy .....please give carver an australian accent D: I think id die of happiness. Although, he does have a very posh british accent, very james bond.
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Jul 13 2011, 12:19
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
No, He's Elliot Carver!
--------------------   -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jul 13 2011, 13:43
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jul 13 2011, 09:37) D@@@V££££££! Hah, I totally missed that one you king among men, whom I look up to every day. Once again, Andi, I'm touched by your kind words. Really though, I am but I humble servant of this community! 
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 13 2011, 13:54
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
Off to go meet Blackscorpy in a short while. Should I not return my fears have been realized and he is indeed evil!
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Jul 13 2011, 14:08
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
I timed my escape from the UK well
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jul 13 2011, 14:35
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I love this shit.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 13 2011, 18:34
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
I am alive and well! Scorpy brought me strong alcohol :\
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Jul 13 2011, 19:43
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Jul 13 2011, 18:34) I am alive and well! Scorpy brought me strong alcohol :\ Hes trying to make you drunk to take advantage of you! I had to save carver Im jealous ^^ -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Jul 13 2011, 19:48
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
3 bottles of rather strong stuff. You two are missing out of the other stuff as well we've ended up with what was for 4 people for me and Scorpy to have, possibly my parents if they feel so inclined.
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Jul 13 2011, 20:26
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
I'll be damned, Mark, drinking...I'm pretty sure pigs can now fly.
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jul 13 2011, 20:57
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Jul 13 2011, 20:43) Hes trying to make you drunk to take advantage of you! This forum really should have it's banner changed to this: 
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Jul 13 2011, 21:28
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
ArmA is a war game, isn't it. This stuff happens in wars, unfortunately.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 13 2011, 23:19
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
It's not really that strong... Salmari was 32% I think (the flavour diluting the stuff), with the other being less. Should've prolly bought that whisky bottle for the bath...
Oh, and the waiter the adjacent restaurant thought I was Irish or South African, whilst the English couple at the plane thought I was British with an American accent. Go figure... -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jul 13 2011, 23:43
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Really?! You do have a bit of an accent when speaking english but definitely not British American...maybe drunk Irish...
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jul 14 2011, 05:01
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
And you did not record it for us all to
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