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 Jan 9 2012, 00:28
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18  |
Our moderation efforts are reaching new lows.
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Jan 9 2012, 01:15
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Well, at least we're not corrupt, boss.
 ...mainly because no one's made me an offer yet. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 9 2012, 01:22
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Yes. Not corrupt at all. No corruption here.
pMaster - you are behind on your donations. JdB keeps up, why can't you? -------------------- |
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Jan 9 2012, 01:31
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I think it might be because we always end up paying JdB's money back for his "insurance", boss.
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 9 2012, 01:39
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Yes. A substantial part of the income goes to bribing Dutch courts.
One of these days John will learn what a "measured response" is. Hint - don't start with arson. -------------------- |
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Jan 9 2012, 01:48
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War  Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
CITATION One of these days John will learn what a "measured response" is I'd give you a 10 for this one. But you're Aussie which means she's your Queen, therefore that collides with my frenchness, so I can't rate you 10, thus it'll only be a 9 !  -------------------- This is my totaly useless signature Lazyness = mc² |
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Jan 9 2012, 02:03
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
As cheeky as on his first day with the .info, some things simply never change. QUOTE(Wittmann @ Jan 9 2012, 01:22)  Yes. Not corrupt at all. No corruption here. Even though you're my secret man crush, I don't do guys. I'm terribly sorry. pMaster - you are behind on your donations. JdB keeps up, why can't you? Especially not Dave. I imagine him to look like Steve Buscemi. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 9 2012, 02:13
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I wish I was that good looking!
 Here's a picture of me:  ...I might need to get a better camera... -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 9 2012, 02:39
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 Hipster addonmaker  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Here's a sort of recent picture of D@V£ military intelligence took a while back:
 QUOTE One of these days John will learn what a "measured response" is. Hint - don't start with arson. QUOTE As cheeky as on his first day with the .info, some things simply never change. What atrocity am I being framed for this time? Global warming? Neutrinos? Slavery? Lesbians? ... wait a minute, no one could blame me for causing lesbian tendencies in women on a global scale, I'd be a hero to every straight man
This post has been edited by JdB: Jan 9 2012, 02:48 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.   |
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Jan 9 2012, 02:50
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
QUOTE(JdB @ Jan 9 2012, 12:39) I'd be a hero to every straight man You mean, you aren't already?!?!?! -------------------- |
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Jan 9 2012, 02:54
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Jan 9 2012, 02:50) You mean, you aren't already?!?!?! I don't like to brag unless it ends up hurting someone else's ego 
-------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Jan 9 2012, 14:14
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
What's wrong with Neutrinos!?
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 9 2012, 15:45
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
No mention of rape for the last couple of pages. What's wrong with you guys?
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 9 2012, 16:49
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
I decree that from now on everyone posting on this thread should wear a tie.
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Jan 9 2012, 17:21
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
I do frequently.
--------------------   -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jan 9 2012, 18:15
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Not far from where I live a motorist suffered a stroke today, lost control over his car and mowed down a family. Several deaths, several victims still in life-threatening condition. Life is one mean bitch.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 9 2012, 20:09
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jan 9 2012, 14:45) No mention of rape for the last couple of pages. What's wrong with you guys? I raped carver? Guess the tables turned... -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Jan 9 2012, 20:46
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Jan 9 2012, 20:09) I raped carver? Guess the tables turned... If this means rape in the traditional sense, penis of the rapist into the vagina of the victim, but vice versa, than I think I speak for all of us when I say that we'd all love to be raped by you  That is a compliment ... in a way. Edit: Unless Carver has been posting with your account again ... 
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Jan 9 2012, 20:50
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*puts on Titanium briefs*
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Jan 9 2012, 21:13
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I have the weird habit of collecting images, and unleashed deviantart on my mind again. Pandora's box.
 QUOTE(JdB @ Jan 9 2012, 20:46) If this means rape in the traditional sense, penis of the rapist into the vagina of the victim, but vice versa, than I think I speak for all of us when I say that we'd all love to be raped by you Ten percent of all rapists are, actually, female. To be honest I think the argument that men always want "it" and therefore cannot be raped by a woman falls into the same category as "slutty dress invitation". That is a compliment ... in a way. A co-worker of my brother actually had that happen to him. His ex got him drunk at a party - apparently she even used a rape drug but that could never be proven-, did his passed out body and became pregnant from him. Afterwards she sued him for payments. Now the guy is actually afraid - like in traumatised - to get into situations where he could lose control. True story. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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