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 Mar 8 2013, 04:19
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19  |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 8 2013, 02:04)  Oh Lord, they let the Italian back in! Even with John around we don't nearly have enough bunga bunga, so... -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 8 2013, 11:15
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
To be fair I see LS on skype most days... Not that I talk to him though D:
--------------------   -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Mar 8 2013, 16:45
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 literally the BIG BOSS of OFP  Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 8 2013, 02:04) Oh Lord, they let the Italian back in! Howzit Linker? Wooooaaa Wittmann... I know you!  I'm fine thanks! Just installed ArmA2 on my new PC... get some lagging on UNSUNG maps... and trying to get back into modelling and mapping... still with no success  #EDIT Yeah yeah I know, I left this forum when my PC was not handling anymore ArmA... then I started working as Poker Tournament Director... and so never had time to play/edit/create anymore 
This post has been edited by Linker Split: Mar 8 2013, 16:47 -------------------- Visit my blog about Poker at Blogspot.com
 -->TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE NORMAL MAPPING IN ARMA!<-- -->MATERIAL EDITOR TUTORIAL!<-- -->DOWNLOAD MY HDT ISLAND!<-- judgement = hypocritical and slightly deluded |
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Mar 8 2013, 20:36
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 ARCP Winner 2007  Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Eyup Linker. Still lurking myself, waiting for Arma 3.
-------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Mar 9 2013, 00:39
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Got the Alpha via BIS supporter package.
Think I will hold off playing it until the beta... or full release. On the plus side I got to gift my mate a copy of ArmA X for MP funsies. -------------------- |
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Mar 9 2013, 17:58
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2013, 00:39) On the plus side I got to gift my mate a copy of ArmA X for MP funsies. Thanks!  But err ... why are you posting this here? I mean it could lead to envy ...  *JdB looks on with pleasure as the forum erupts into shouting and crying. Wittmann tries to say that he didn't give anything to JdB but is interrupted halfway through his sentence by an increase in volume of even more hysteria* 
-------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.   |
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Mar 10 2013, 03:06
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
 A money printing press. Infinite wakefulness without ever needing to sleep. A beautiful, boobalicious lady to satisfy my every need. A self-refilling crate of drinks. A constant, all-year temperature of 22.5°C. An unlimited supply of specialty foods... I'm delirious. Although a small part of my brain still thinks clearly and knows that if I had to choose one with no chance of getting the others later on, I wouldn't know what to choose. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 10 2013, 04:05
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
The money. You can buy most things, including a ticket to a climate you prefer, moving on when the seasons change or a heatwave strikes.
You can't have infinite wakefulness, but you can have COCAINE! Who needs a refilling crate of drinks when you can have a create delivered every day? And all the food you can buy? Money won't buy love. It will buy an exclusive "companion." QUOTE But err ... why are you posting this here? I mean it could lead to envy ... unsure.gif Because Daddy treats who he wants, when he wants baby. And he don't care none if the plebs know it, mmm hmm, you dig? Now you go put on that fine little red number I got you in Rome and come dance for me... -------------------- |
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Mar 10 2013, 17:32
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 10 2013, 04:05) Who needs a refilling crate of drinks when you can have a create delivered every day? And all the food you can buy? What if the delivery is delayed or unable due to the things like the weather and mechanical failure? You'll be grateful you've got a self-refilling crate then! 
-------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Mar 10 2013, 17:37
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Every of the above has ups and downs (what good does it do to have that beautiful boobalicious companion if you going to starve or die of thirst because of a... zombie apocalypse?), but now really - I was delirious! You expect sane decisions from a madman? Are you mad?!
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 10 2013, 20:22
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 10 2013, 17:37) I was delirious! You expect sane decisions from a madman? Are you mad?! Don't try to play the madman, that's privilege is reserved for D@V£! 
-------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Mar 10 2013, 21:12
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Mad, you say? Well tell me this, would a madman be able to deduce your true name, Mr Art Deco Potato?
The answer is the woman, by the way, if she can fill your every need, then you can simply get addicted to any vice you choose, and she'd be able to cater to it. It's basically all the other options with boobs. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 11 2013, 10:50
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Mar 10 2013, 20:12) Mad, you say? Well tell me this, would a madman be able to deduce your true name, Mr Art Deco Potato? The answer is the woman, by the way, if she can fill your every need, then you can simply get addicted to any vice you choose, and she'd be able to cater to it. It's basically all the other options with boobs. Hur hur hur. Boobs. Everything is better with boobs! -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Mar 11 2013, 11:41
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
You still don't get equal pay in most (purportedly) advanced countries.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 11 2013, 12:14
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 11 2013, 10:41) You still don't get equal pay in most (purportedly) advanced countries. How could you speak ill of boobs? Who are you, what have you done with the real pMaster!? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 11 2013, 17:40
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I didn't speak ill of boobs (in fact I did of men!).
I just needed to come up with something witty to make that smug woman sneck up! You know Indigo is quite boobalicious herself, right? -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Mar 11 2013, 21:51
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Im on national minimum wage, which is a bit sucky considering I could be a cleaner in the same workplace for the same pay...eh...
May be getting a reduction soon and have spoken to the docs about it as they have actually grown more  The other half doesnt seem to complain... And I wasnt being smug, I was just saying how much I like boobs
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Mar 11 2013, 22:15
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Dear Diary
Today I found out that David Ike was right! What's worse, a significant number of forum goers have been replaced by reptilian infiltrators! Their disguises have been very convincing, even to the point where I find myself unable to rightfully state where this most heinous infestation began (though I undoubtedly suspect pMaster, as any wrongdoings can usually be traced back to him). However, even having completely replicated the personalities of my friends through their insidious technology, this cold-blooded menace has let slip their true nature, by demonstrating a completely abhuman hatred of mammalian glands. For now, I fear my only hope is feign ignorance of this foul conspiracy, and observe the denizens, in hope that I might find allies amongst those of us who have not been consumed by the baleful influence of this alien plot. XOXO -Dave PS. I also had that dream again, you know, the one with Bratty and the chocolate spread? I feel I ask my psychologist about it during our next session. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 11 2013, 22:24
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Mar 11 2013, 21:51) May be getting a reduction soon and have spoken to the docs about it *Cries*  QUOTE(Indigo @ Mar 11 2013, 21:51) they have actually grown more *Faints* *Cries some more*
-------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Mar 11 2013, 23:52
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I hate Carver for posting that picture of hers. If he hadn't, we wouldn't have to worry about the desaster that's about to strike now... oh by the way - which "other half" who "doesnt seem to complain"? How is that even possible?
 (That's actually a lot of compliments you're getting here, lady.)On a totally unrelated note, I was woken up by the first thunderstorm of the year today. Winter is coming, hodor hodor hodor! -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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