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buy several fish from
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Feb 10 2007, 15:02
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Adam We! Who acctually gave them...
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Feb 10 2007, 15:16
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at a low price because D@ve does'nt have lotta moneys... fortunately, one day he met Linker Split, a guy who works in a Night Club...
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Feb 10 2007, 16:48
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as a stripper for the senior visitors.
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literally the BIG BOSS of OFP Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
"
 Deadeye is a clown you know" said Linker Split to D@ve... really Linker had a second life as a P.I.M.P... and he wanted new pushers for his cocaine stock...
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Feb 10 2007, 21:16
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...at which point Dave revealed that he was actually working for Adam We, famous vigilante and actor known most as "Batm" or his mild mannered equivilent "Bruce Way", pulling out 4 G36's, 12 hand grenades and a army surplus army from under he trenchcoat he proceeded to...
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Feb 10 2007, 22:09
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literally the BIG BOSS of OFP Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,532 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Bari (ITALY) Member No.: 66 |
start to shoot at Linker... bt damn! he is so lucky that he was able to get out of there! "Shit!" he thought...
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Feb 11 2007, 15:55
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
As Dave proceeded to murder everyone else in the joint. Linker Split, realizing he could not escape on foot, stole deadeye's clowncar to make his daring getaway, little did he realize he was being tailed by...
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Feb 11 2007, 16:27
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D@ve in his "Super Stupid Mulder Car" ^^
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Feb 11 2007, 22:03
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When Deadeye realzed his poor clowncar was beeing stolen he jumped in front of his car to try to stop it. unfortunately he got run over by it.......
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Feb 12 2007, 00:33
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Luckily Deadeye's clown mass slowed Linker split down, allowing Dave and his surplus army to catch up! Making a daring leap onto the back of the clown car, he opened the boot and was unexpected greeted by...
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Feb 12 2007, 00:43
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...a writhing mass of puppies! Turns out, Linker wanted to use the car to smuggle puppies, and further undermine the economic balance of Norway, thus endangering the world's supply of...
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Feb 12 2007, 12:38
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puppies?
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Feb 12 2007, 17:09
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..."Exactly!" Shouted the first lady, "we cannot allow such brazen disregard for Norway's puppy-exportation-built economy! Send in the..."
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Feb 12 2007, 18:09
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Mobile Infantry!
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Feb 12 2007, 18:12
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"No!" shouted the secretary for defence, "Moblie infantry is far too mundane and boring, send it the Emu-riding-aircav!"...
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Feb 12 2007, 22:52
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WFT is a Emu-riding-aircav? Shouted David!
So the secretary for defence said:
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Feb 12 2007, 23:07
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"Not using quotation marks will now be punishable by death!!"
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Feb 12 2007, 23:51
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after which he clacked his heels together and promptly exploded.
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Feb 13 2007, 12:31
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"WFT is a Emu-riding-aircav?" Shouted David!
So the secretary for defence said:
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