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 Jan 11 2012, 21:10
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 Hipster addonmaker  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10  |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Jan 11 2012, 20:14)  No blowjob for me? Im so devastated. Hahaha, so after finish work at 10 pm last night, had to then get up at 6 for "oral health training" (how fun) carver then volunterred me for a 8 hour shift because he didnt want to go to work alone ^^ .... But I then trapped his foot / leg under an electric bed and it wouldnt go back up until I pressed the button... Whoops? (*insert evil sadistic laugh*) Getting trapped by a girl, how is this worst villain in history ever going to defeat 007 
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Jan 12 2012, 00:53
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted  Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
rape and fire ... not necessarily in that order
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Jan 12 2012, 01:58
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Getting 22 years old today. Not in a mood for celebrations though...
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 12 2012, 02:05
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
I have until August before that happens. *wipes brow*
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Jan 12 2012, 03:43
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jan 11 2012, 21:58) Getting 22 years old today. Not in a mood for celebrations though... And why's that? Oh, and by the way, who's the gal? Yes, Carver girlfriend I get that... But it's weird, usually this is full of beans and nothing else |
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Jan 12 2012, 04:42
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Benoist @ Jan 12 2012, 03:43) And why's that? Fair question. Usually I'd say getting older isn't achievement, but this time it actually was.  QUOTE(Benoist @ Jan 12 2012, 03:43) Oh, and by the way, who's the gal? Yes, Carver girlfriend I get that... But it's weird, usually this is full of beans and nothing else We thought this place could use more boobs and brains.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 12 2012, 11:58
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
I like how you mention ze boobs before my brain...
Hullo benoist! -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Jan 12 2012, 13:35
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Nout wrong with turning 22, also I really dunno what it says about you lot but always figured, with the exception of murk, you chaps were older than myself.
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Jan 12 2012, 15:19
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
'eh. I knew they were all younger than me. It's disgraceful how little respect kids today have for their elders, let me tell you...
I just realized I'm the 3rd oldest person here. So that's fun. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 12 2012, 16:05
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Jan 12 2012, 11:58) I like how you mention ze boobs before my brain... At least I had the decency to mention le brains, how many dudes would do that. Hullo benoist! -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 12 2012, 17:51
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 ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Dear God i'm older than D@V£.
 You absolute gent pMASTER. 
This post has been edited by Daniel: Jan 12 2012, 17:51 -------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Jan 12 2012, 20:23
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
4th then
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 12 2012, 22:33
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Daniel @ Jan 12 2012, 17:51) Dear God i'm older than D@V£. On the paper maybe but in truth Dave is older than the lot of us together.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 12 2012, 23:05
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Yeah, but the meat puppet I've chosen as my avatar is younger than Danny boy here, so his point still stands somewhat.
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 12 2012, 23:13
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Not really. Take Pamela Anderson for example, who had half of her body replaced a couple of years ago. You wouldn't let it stand if she said she was only 44-10=34 years old, right?
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 12 2012, 23:50
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Wont be long now till we have to send Dave to the slaughter ; )
Try being 26 ... half way to my free bus pass fml ... best lose 2 wheels of the mode of transport and kill myself with it quick! @Benoist - after 10 years .info finance said we had to justify the kitchen 
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Jan 12 2012, 23:52
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
I remember playing with those meat muppets just after they came out in Woden Station's CID offices when visiting the old man...
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Jan 13 2012, 02:49
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Mark, look at this outrage: The dumbshits over at marketgrid, cunningly relinking me to celebslam, say OW looks bad without makeup.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jan 13 2012, 03:04
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Jan 12 2012, 22:50) Wont be long now till we have to send Dave to the slaughter ; ) Try being 26 ... half way to my free bus pass fml ... best lose 2 wheels of the mode of transport and kill myself with it quick! @Benoist - after 10 years .info finance said we had to justify the kitchen What the...? When did you suddenly age 5 years? Have you been abusing time travel again? You have haven't you, I can't trust you people with anything!  5th oldest then.  (All actors look bad without makeup pMaster, even the men. You know that Witch from that wardrobe film, how she melts when water falls on her? That's basically actors. If you throw a bucket of water on them, their faces melt, revealing their true hideous forms. Apparently some of them aren't even human, they're just shaved orang-utans) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 13 2012, 07:03
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012 Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
It's really good to be young, you old bastards.
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