Shhhh Carver. I'll be there before too long. I don't want to know.

Hey sweetheart! I bought you arma x the other day it arrived yesterday and I was going to surprise you with it after work today, like hell im giving it to you now though ^^

I think she still looks nice

W-Wait we do have a time machine? How come I wasn't told that? Haven't you heard about this revolutionary invention they call camaraderie?I call bullshit. How could orang-utans play the chimps and gorillas in "Planet of Apes"?
So do I. Them morons can't appreciate true beauty.

If it hadn't been for Andi's PC rubbish, your brains wouldn't have been mentioned at all, rather your boobs would have been mentioned twice. A girl's brains are irrelevant to men, boobs aren't. This has been proven by D@V£'s science.

Actually, no.
Especially not Indigo's brains. Damn John you're some weird dumbass. Just think about the average dialogue between you and le miss:

"Did you see that? Did you see THAT? Great headshot, fuck yeah!"
- "U-hu."
"Shit there's a T-72 coming. Do you know what a T-72 is?"
- "No."
"I think I'll lose my squad right there. No way to proceed to objective bravo."
- "Don't you have something better to do with your time?"
"What?"
- "Forget it."

Now let's imagine Carver and Indigo.

"Did you see that? Did you see THAT? Great headshot, fuck yeah!"
- "So what? I've got more kills than you."
"Shit there's a T-72 coming. Do you know what a T-72 is?"
- "Are you taking the piss? Stop talking and get your Javelin out."
"I think I'll lose my squad right there. No way to proceed to objective bravo."
- "You know what your problem is?"
"What?"
- "My tanks have already seized objective bravo, n00b."

Now add le boobs to that. Damn, I envy the guy.

On a totally unrelated note: How is ArmA X then? Did they give good old OFP some polishing or does it just come in a more fancy cardbox now?

How long did that even take you to type that?
Eh. Screw carver. May just have to run off with you.

Don't know yet, not sure whether to give it to him considering he's being such a sexist jack ass
So not putting it on his computer till he apologies (considering my computer has suffered a death) ^^ But looks pretty good, showed him it today and he nearly cried from happiness ^^

This post has been edited by Indigo: Jan 13 2012, 19:38

Now you know why he doesn't get laid. Talks forever, and when the opportunity does arise to be alone in the same room with a girl he opts to sit behind a computer playing BIS games. Politicians offset their incessant talking with the allure of money and power, pMASTER has no such tricks up his sleave. All .info servicemembers past and present are certified "Nuclear ice age cool", but I'm convinced pMASTER's certificate is fake. He continues to disappoint us at every occasion

This post has been edited by JdB: Jan 13 2012, 21:38

Before suffering such heinous accusations I shall demand proof that your certificate isn't counterfeit. There is no way "nuclear ice age cool" could've been defined in a way which allowed Dutchmen to meet the requirements. All what you lowlanders know about is cheese, tulips and doing pot.

And blocking the left lane with your damn caravans.Err... not long?! Why, is typing such trouble to you?
I'm no cruel guy. He can sleep on the couch, provided he brings blankets and stuff.
Oi, everybody at this place is sexist. It's a mandatory trait of character. John made the rules, what the hell did you expect?
No answer to my question though. How did they churn OFP into the anthology? New interface, content etc?

Indigo rides pMASTER (epic post buddy)
Carver plays ArmAX
pMASTER scores
JdB, Mark, Benoist, Wittmann and D@V£ score

Well, if I was now answered my question regarding OFP in ArmA X I could die a happy man.

No, we don't have a time machine, I have a time machine. Had, to be precise. Carver just somehow worked out a way in which I had to give it to him because his future self already has it. I really hate that guy sometimes...


Typically fuckin' yerps, twisting valid scientific research to fit into their own petty worldview. No. The study proved that more people care about womens breasts than their brains, compared to men. This is because we later found out that men who garner the attentions of the fairer sex, do not in fact, have tits.

In retrospect, that should have been obvious, but I should point out that it was not brought to my attention by any of my research aides (mainly because I don't have any research aides, but that's semantics, existant or not, they're still to blame. Bit convient they should suddenly not exist when it's time to face the music, if you ask me), and I am definately not performing phoney studies to embezzle funding for my own purposes.

I'll never understand why you still let Dave to run his "experiments", if we can call them like that.

And as far as I know, Cold War Assault is just OFP but with a different name and with a patch, making it OFP 1.99. The patch mostly improves online issues. Aw... The first time I played OFP I was 10 years old, what a wonderful age to start killing russians in a realistic game where you could die any minute and you life was as expendable as the soldier next to you. Well, thinking again, that may be the origin of one my many childhood traumas.

PS: And by the way, this weekend and til Wednesday I'll be at the beach with the Argentine Rescue Corps training Scouts (kind of Boy Scouts, but they're just "Scouts") and saving people lives like a boss. And betting until only my ass is the only thing I can put into the table in the casinos. Let's hope I don't end in that situation.

See ya!

This post has been edited by Benoist: Jan 14 2012, 03:25

just stopping by to say, that i haven't forgotten about my ".info family" . I hope to be able to hear more from you guys soon !

European Union funding (you may add the word "fraud" at the end, for obvious reasons it can't be included in the .info annual financial report)



I've always found this to be a BS publicity term, the game proves time and time again that your life is invaluable. Does a campaign mission progress when you've died? No it doesn't. It's just as egocentric as any other game

Too true. Not to mention the fact that your AI comrades could never complete A mission on their own (hint: pathfinding AI and bridges ).

DADDY!! or at least thats what Dave calls him. I call him because I love deadeye more than anyone I've ever met before! Sometimes, while he's out, I sneak into his house and steal his clothing, so that I can wear it while I sleep, dreaming of him! I've been in close contact with a plastic surgeon, so I can have my flesh contorted to look more like him! In laymen's terms, deadeye is my vision of perfection, and if he asked to marry me, I would say yes instantly. Will you ask me Deadeye? I've been cutting myself deadeye, everyday you don't ask me, I cut myself. Why won't you stop me hurting myself deadeye? Why!? Don't you love me!? Don't you love me as much as I love you? As much as I've always loved you!?

Hows you doing buddy? Your just not the same without this forum around ...

This post has been edited by D@V£: Jan 14 2012, 21:44

...
Wow. As soon as I think I've seen everything here, one of you guys just throw me a curveball like this. Good thing I'm always on my toes, though!

A con within a con... conce- fraudception?

There is so much epic in this thread right now. I have spent the last few minutes laughing my arse off.

DEADEYE

pMaster - I shall have to teach you to speak English with an Australian accent. Carver will then stand no chance.

That's really simpal to leaaaarn maiht. Yuu just ahhdd "maiht" to the ehnd of evey sehense maiht.

Sehee wha I diid maiht

This post has been edited by JdB: Jan 15 2012, 00:38