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 Feb 11 2013, 19:45
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 Hipster addonmaker  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10  |
A. Child abuse
B. Gay C. Knocked up some young girl D. Disfunctional ancient style of leadership E. All of the above Why is Benedict stepping down as Pope? 
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Feb 11 2013, 22:31
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
You forgot "member of the Hitler Youth"!
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Feb 11 2013, 23:01
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Feb 11 2013, 22:31)  You forgot "member of the Hitler Youth"! A. Child abuse B. Gay C. Knocked up some young girl D. Disfunctional ancient style of leadership E. Medieval sexual views and reasonings completely contradictory to modern science F. Member of the Hitler Jugend G. Public relations nightmare H. The evil Jews, even if we can't find a shred of evidence to support this claim H. All of the above Why is Benedict stepping down as Pope?
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Feb 12 2013, 01:57
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He's going on a Grail quest
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Feb 12 2013, 02:19
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(JdB @ Feb 11 2013, 22:01) Why is Benedict stepping down as Pope? Oh, that's easy, he doesn't want to have to be the one to deal with the pork shortage. Say what you will about strong foundations of faith amongst the rightous, not many people will be praising the lord without a good bacon fry-up for breakfast, spam for lunch and roast pork for dinner! Either that, or he bet his hat on the whole Mayan Apocalyose, and has to go on the run before the Vatican authorities figure out he's been wearing a cardboard replica these past few weeks? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Feb 13 2013, 15:23
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Driving 30km over the limit near an elementary school. Where getting your drivers license revoked is the least of your concerns, and reaching for the drivers license without being told to do so one of the biggest
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Feb 13 2013, 19:33
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Feb 14 2013, 03:20
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Feb 13 2013, 19:33) [im]http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dictator-valentines.jpg[/img] So cute of you to send that to all of my e-mail addresses  A bit ticked off though that you send it to everyone else as well 
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Feb 14 2013, 12:45
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Idi Amin and the Fuhrer were just for you baby.
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Feb 15 2013, 18:30
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Pretty scary, this whole meteorite thing.
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Feb 15 2013, 18:50
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 ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Just reading about it then. Sod all this talk of namby pamby gentle gravity probe tug malarky, I say everyone in the UN clubs together and builds a gigantic laser.
Some sweet footage of that Russian meteor on the news too. -------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Feb 15 2013, 19:06
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
 
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Feb 15 2013, 22:26
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Feb 15 2013, 17:30) Pretty scary, this whole meteorite thing. Not really. Now, asteroids and comets are the ones you need to worry about! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Feb 16 2013, 00:08
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I don't think it matters if the crater around the point where you just stood is six meters in diameter, or six kilometers. Dead is dead.
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Feb 16 2013, 02:34
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
Meteors tend to air burst though. Just stay away from windows.
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Feb 16 2013, 12:03
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Feb 15 2013, 23:08) I don't think it matters if the crater around the point where you just stood is six meters in diameter, or six kilometers. Dead is dead. Well, it does if you were standing 6km away! What the heck are you doing standing in a future crater site, anyway? That's asking to be hit by something. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Feb 16 2013, 19:32
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Feb 16 2013, 12:03) What the heck are you doing standing in a future crater site, anyway? That's asking to be hit by something.  -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Feb 20 2013, 18:35
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Up for another round of my very personal variant of Russian roulette tomorrow!
 On an unrelated note, I'm risking my so called political career these days to save that of a superior of mine. He's disabled and - even in spite of all the bad PR they'd be risking! - they want to chuck him out for "not looking presentably enough". Un-fucking-believable. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Feb 20 2013, 23:27
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Feb 20 2013, 17:35) On an unrelated note, I'm risking my so called political career these days to save that of a superior of mine. He's disabled and - even in spite of all the bad PR they'd be risking! - they want to chuck him out for "not looking presentably enough". Un-fucking-believable. Modern Democracy, ladies and gentlemen! The solution to all your problems is to get a whole bunch of pigs, butcher them and cut the flesh into bricks. Use these bricks to build your house. Hippies and religious fundamentalists will be unwilling to enter your pork house, and therefore you will be shielded from their stupidity. Using dark science to retain unlife in your pig-bricks will prevent rot, and ensure that your new home maintains a healthy internal temperature of 38.8ºC. We predict this course of action will lead to you become chancellor in 10 years. Further utilization of porcine technology will allow Germany to become the dominant superpower in a further 15 years and potentially usher in a new age of enlightenment within 20. Plus, if you get peckish, you can just take a bite out the nearest available surface! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Feb 21 2013, 07:15
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
If your house burns down, the result will be delicious, not heart breaking.
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