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Posted by: Wittmann Mar 9 2011, 08:55

Right, so I may have accidentally intentionally deleted the last topic instead of a post because it was getting too large and as per tradition, it's time to start again.

You all know the rules.
You make the thread. We ramble. We laugh. We cry. We poke fun at Rewan and especially MiniMark.

Enjoy smile.gif w00t.gif

Is pMaster drunk?
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?
Where in the world is Deadeye?
Why aren't I drunk yet?

All these questions and more can be answered by what remains of our insane regular contributors.

Posted by: Indigo Mar 9 2011, 09:43

1st Post!
Carver says: 1st post!....wait.... f*ck....
And im typing this whilst in in plymouth waiting for my uni interview to start smile.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 9 2011, 10:34



Why was no leadtime given? So many funny member quotes are gone forever now! But I feel humbled that the management finally recognizes the role sarcasm plays in mutual interactions here. Like I cared.

Posted by: JynX Mar 9 2011, 10:47

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 07:55) *
Is pMaster drunk?
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?
Where in the world is Deadeye?
Why aren't I drunk yet?

All these questions and more can be answered by what remains of our insane regular contributors.


Yes
Probably?
No one will ever know for sure
A good question, sort it out!




oooh look a deadline!

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 9 2011, 11:10

There was no lead time because I was removing a post and accidentally clicked delete topic instead...

Because I was distracted by shiny things.
And then I went OH SHI... and it was too late to stop it.

So here we are.
Because of my incompetence.

But oh well, it WAS getting big so meh tongue.gif

Posted by: D@V Mar 9 2011, 11:12

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 07:55) *
Is pMaster drunk?
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?
Where in the world is Deadeye?
Why aren't I drunk yet?


1. Statistically speaking, pMaster is drunk over 110% of the time. I didn't even know this was possible! ohnoo.gif
2. A paranoid man would read that as you implying something about JdB's personal life, with them being mysteries and such.
3. Not where Jimmy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGyeGgMpk8
4. Because if you weren't occasionally sober you wouldn't be capable of truly appreciating drunkeness? To be honest, I'm not too sure. Omnipotence only goes so far you see...

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 9 2011, 11:26

On the plus side, the deleted thread has inspired greater posting in the new one. And this community does need a little more activity...
We lost so many good, committed, INSANE members. There is only so much crazy left to cover that gap.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 9 2011, 11:45

ZITAT(JynX @ Mar 9 2011, 10:47) *
oooh look a deadline!
Yeah. They're closing in. Lots of them.

Like I care.

Unfortunately, I do have to care.
ZITAT(D@V @ Mar 9 2011, 11:12) *
1. Statistically speaking, pMaster is drunk over 110% of the time. I didn't even know this was possible! ohnoo.gif
I'm not drunk the remaining 10%, but actually producing alcohol. You know, my body cells do that.
ZITAT(D@V @ Mar 9 2011, 11:12) *
4. Because if you weren't occasionally sober you wouldn't be capable of truly appreciating drunkeness? To be honest, I'm not too sure. Omnipotence only goes so far you see...
You're the Socrates of this board!
ZITAT(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 11:10) *
There was no lead time because I was removing a post and accidentally clicked delete topic instead...

Because I was distracted by shiny things.
And then I went OH SHI... and it was too late to stop it.

So here we are.
Because of my incompetence.

But oh well, it WAS getting big so meh tongue.gif
So it's basically a horrible waste of tax payer money to let you moderate a state-run internet forum for sixty grand a year? tongue.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 9 2011, 11:50

And based on the results of the consultation write and advice on policy to be turned into legislation.

So yeah... no big deal. No pressure.

(Step 1 - have D@VE declared illegal content within the Commonwealth statutes)


Posted by: JdB Mar 9 2011, 13:33

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 08:55) *
Is Indigo teasing JdB with her sensuous mysteries?


You can leave out the question mark glare.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 9 2011, 14:45

stupid.gif Somebody's being frustrated?

Posted by: Deadeye Mar 9 2011, 17:22

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 08:55) *
Where in the world is Deadeye?


Carnival is over, I'm alive again ! Sry about the topic...I will torture the infidel !

Posted by: MiniMark Mar 9 2011, 18:15

New thread? Change is BAD!

Posted by: D@V Mar 9 2011, 18:27

QUOTE(MiniMark @ Mar 9 2011, 17:15) *
New thread? Change is BAD!


You're just in a sour mood 'cause your name's not on it anymore tongue.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 9 2011, 19:20

ZITAT(Deadeye @ Mar 9 2011, 17:22) *
Carnival is over, I'm alive again ! Sry about the topic...I will torture the infidel !
Don't tell us your girlfriend did this.

Posted by: Indigo Mar 9 2011, 20:15

What are ny "sensuous mysteries" mean?
and woo smile.gif got accepted into another university ^^
I feel sorry for your kidney pMaster.

Posted by: MiniMark Mar 9 2011, 20:52

QUOTE(D@V @ Mar 9 2011, 17:27) *
You're just in a sour mood 'cause your name's not on it anymore tongue.gif


So true, so true mellow.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 9 2011, 21:13

QUOTE
and woo smile.gif got accepted into another university ^^


Congratulations! biggrin.gif
Studying the same as you are now or different degree structure?

Posted by: Indigo Mar 10 2011, 08:11

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 9 2011, 20:13) *
Congratulations! biggrin.gif
Studying the same as you are now or different degree structure?


Im gonna be studying furniture, interior and spatial design smile.gif mixed with a bit of architecture smile.gif
But if I get the grades to get into ny other offer at nottingham I get to study product and furniture design tongue.gif
hznoping theyll let me take a gap year because ive just been in education non stop for 12 years :/ depends if they let me'though.

p.s. Sorry about spelling I always come on this site on my touch screen phone >< curse my thumbs.

Posted by: Deadeye Mar 10 2011, 09:04

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 9 2011, 19:20) *
Don't tell us your girlfriend did this.

Nah, I'm a free! Happy Single !

Just some friends from the "Osten". Btw the person responsible, totally forgot about his lunatic behaviour....

@Indigo : Congrats !

Posted by: MiniMark Mar 11 2011, 08:54

Looks like Japan has copped it with an 8.4 quake :\

Posted by: Deadeye Mar 11 2011, 10:00

QUOTE(MiniMark @ Mar 11 2011, 08:54) *
Looks like Japan has copped it with an 8.4 quake :\

I read it was a 8.8. Just saw the tsunami hitting the coast on TV.
Here is hoping for very few casualties, sad.gif

Posted by: JynX Mar 11 2011, 12:48

Vain hopes to be honest, apparently it travelled 20 miles inland, here's hoping the Emergency services can cope after affects could be just as bad.

A lot of the pacific islands have been evacuated seeing as a fair few are barely above water as it is.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 11 2011, 15:11

Jesus, what a mess. Mother Earth can be quite a bitch sometimes.

The news say the Fukushima power plant is on the verge of a core meltdown...

My thoughts are with the victims.

Is it only me or do the incidents accumulate? Haiti, Chile, New Zealand, now Japan?

Posted by: Daniel Mar 11 2011, 15:55

Scary footage on the bbc homepage. Some bits look like bad CGI. mellow.gif http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/ Here's hoping the reactor incident doesn't amount to anything.

Bloody hell, some of those videos are intense. Just watched the fire at the industrial site, that fireball is huge.

On a nicer note, i've began pimping out my first airsoft gun (ICS M4 SIR). Just ordered a foregrip, bipod, sling and ACOG with red dot. Now to see if I can persuade my parents to get me one of those visible green laser things for my birthday...

Posted by: JynX Mar 11 2011, 16:57

Reactor thing: I thought they'd managed to shut down most of the reactors in the affected area, I know the UN reported 4 being shut down successfully which from the Japan nuclear page is the number in the affected area...

RE: airsoft: Good choice my man, I'd recomend one of the PEQ 16 replicas from ebairsoft.com if you're looking for a green laser module (though folk I know have issues with their green lasers at lower temps where red ones work fine. Dave could probably give a rough explanation...)
What site you do you play at?

Continuing the airsoft conversation: M240B arrived on Wednesday, happy bunny I am indeed now I can add it to the 2 M249s smile.gif
could maybe resurect the airsoft thread....

Posted by: Daniel Mar 11 2011, 17:12

Jealous much! Was just reading this thread too: http://www.zeroin.co.uk/showthread.php?t=97158 That guy's a magician.

I play with a group that I met through OFP at Gunman Airsoft, Tuddenham, Suffolk. PEQ 16 noted. +1 on the Airsoft Thread.

We're doing a Cold War event in April, i'm half on the look out for a nice SLR or Sterling.

Posted by: JynX Mar 11 2011, 17:20

Ah Panoptes, rivet counter extraordinaire he does have some nice builds though...far far to much effort that I lack though. (That and I like the look of the standard FN-H M240B if anything because among the MAG58 variants about airsoft its one of the fewer seen)
Hop over to airsofters.co.uk at some point, smaller (more eccentric) community but a good bunch of folk with plenty of old hands.

Myself and a bunch of folk shall be descending upon Reading for a friendly night game and attendance at the following gameday at "The Mall" next weekend so happy days there smile.gif

Posted by: Daniel Mar 11 2011, 18:23

Ah, one of our lads plays at The Mall! Keep an eye out for a crazy bastard with a P90, headcam, and general sneaky beakery.

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 11 2011, 21:11

I know a dude like that up North minus the head cam...

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 11 2011, 21:13

...I'm half way torn between jealousy and 'buch of walts, play paintball or join the army' here.

That L7 looked rather nice though. Aesthetically admirable.

Posted by: Daniel Mar 11 2011, 21:19

Ha, we take it fairly casually, the ex-serving members of the group are pretty fast to call out any walts wearing real unit insignia. wink.gif

It is a bloody good laugh though, you still get the rush and the bruises, just not half as bad as paintball by the look of it.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 11 2011, 21:19

QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Mar 11 2011, 20:11) *
I know a dude like that nu North minus the head cam...


I sold mine remember tongue.gif

Re: Walt's in airsoft, I can understand folk calling airsofters walts as to be fair there are some fairly clueless gits who go about with the berets, patches etc. Though painting us all with the same brush is a tad unrealistic.

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 11 2011, 21:27

Right I am off to hike up to 1400m elevation for funsies because I am an idiot.
And I figure I can work up a thirst that way. Mmmm. Beer.

Try not to shoot the place up too much?

Posted by: Toadball Mar 11 2011, 21:29

Have fun with that smile.gif

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 11 2011, 21:29

QUOTE(Toadball @ Mar 11 2011, 20:19) *
I sold mine remember tongue.gif

Re: Walt's in airsoft, I can understand folk calling airsofters walts as to be fair there are some fairly clueless gits who go about with the berets, patches etc. Though painting us all with the same brush is a tad unrealistic.


Naw milsim dude bang killing 3 of us.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 11 2011, 21:43

ah yeah, he's been at RAF Basic training since shortly after that if it's Willie you meant and not Chris. Both were on OPFOR and are particularly sneaky barstools.

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 11 2011, 23:22

Think it was Chris. Just remember him popping round the corner and us basically surrendering.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 11 2011, 23:50

Fukushima is on the brink. News cite the Japanese government as saying that radioactivity in the facility is a thousand times above permitted values. They hope to stabilize the reactor by letting off radioactive steam and the population has been evacuated in a 10 km radius around the site.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 11 2011, 23:50

@Mark: Sounds like him, all I really remember of the first day is sitting on top of the berm covering the front check point until we got evicted from Edinburgh because of fubar'd ROE _

Bang rules've been changed since then at Nomad and Asylum thankfully.

Re: oh-noes-reactor-mibbeh-go-boom-boom
One would assume that 10km is a tad short? Not to familiar with what to expect from meltdowns (epidemiology was always more interesting than fall out) and such...

Posted by: Daniel Mar 11 2011, 23:57

What is the actual danger from radioactive vapour? Presumably it doesn't emit radioactive energy. Inhalation then? Where's Dave when you need scientific answers...

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 11 2011, 23:57

A meltdown is not necessarily the greatest thinkable disaster as long as the gas pressure in the containment building does not endanger the structure's stability. If they let off steam and effectively risk radioactive contamination of the surrounding area, then the pressure must be considerably too high.

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ZITAT(Daniel @ Mar 11 2011, 23:57) *
What is the actual danger from radioactive vapour? Presumably it doesn't emit radioactive energy. Inhalation then? Where's Dave when you need scientific answers...
It may contain all kinds of sources of radiation, including those which are dangerous only if inhalated (Alpha and Beta-radiation) and those which cause considerable damage over a very long time.

Now they say the heads of the fuel rods are not covered with water anymore.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 12 2011, 00:07

Well this looks like it's going to be a pretty expensive mess...

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 12 2011, 00:08

Depends on how it goes (if it does) It shouldn't do a Chernobyl if they can vent enough steam off. It may just end up like Long Island and be contained over a small area. Then again if it does go up like Chernobyl... It doesn't really bare thinking about.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 12 2011, 00:12

To be fair from what I've read the reactor design should prevent it going quite on the scale of Chernobyl even though it is a bit on the old side.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 12 2011, 00:14

After revision today's quake is officially a "megaquake" now, with a magnitude of 9.1 among the most powerful events that took place in recorded history. The US geological service says it moved the earth's axis of rotation by 0.1 m.
Just wow.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 12 2011, 00:18

That, is quite something...

Personally I'm blaming this mess on Witty deleting the CCT...you just don't mess around with such forces of nature!

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 12 2011, 00:31


Posted by: D@V Mar 12 2011, 00:36

QUOTE(Daniel @ Mar 11 2011, 22:57) *
What is the actual danger from radioactive vapour? Presumably it doesn't emit radioactive energy. Inhalation then? Where's Dave when you need scientific answers...


Radioactive vapour or dust (or to give it it's technical term: fallout) is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: particles in the air that are radioactive (so yes, they do emit radiation). They're usually pretty sparse, but much easier to ingest than a lump of radioactive material (as they're airborne, rather than a lump of stuff you'd need to physically eat), which can cause lung cancer or radiation sickness. Best protection is a gas mask, I know some filters will protect against this sort of thing, but you'd have to ask someone more knowledgeable about that sort of thing.

The chances of the plant going Chernobyl are pretty much non-existent. Though that's assuming the plant hasn't been damaged too much by the 'quake.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 12 2011, 00:40

And that is as the Russkies were highhandedly enough to built a reactor out in the open air, almost doing without any sort of containment...

Posted by: Daniel Mar 12 2011, 00:50

Not quite as harmless as I imagined then.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 12 2011, 00:53

Fukushima I reports a breakdown of all cooling systems for one reactor and Fukushima II an upcoming breakdown for three of its reactors' cooling systems.
Japan has declared a nuclear state of emergency on the greater area and is evacuating some 45,000 civilians now.

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 12 2011, 05:12

Nice day for a walk!

http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b231/DanLody/?action=view&current=IMG_0433.jpg

http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b231/DanLody/?action=view&current=IMG_0415.jpg

http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b231/DanLody/?action=view&current=IMG_0465.jpg

Still a bit wet though off the beaten track...

http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b231/DanLody/?action=view&current=IMG_0460.jpg

Posted by: Daniel Mar 12 2011, 11:09

Great countryside you've got there!

Seems one of the nuclear plants has gone up. Video of what's thought to be a steam explosion at one of the plants on bbc news. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12720219

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 12 2011, 11:10

Fukushima appears to have gone tits up. Footage of an explosion there over on BBC.

Posted by: Daniel Mar 12 2011, 11:23

Definite rise in radiation levels since the explosion, with hourly radiation at the plant equal to the safe level over a year. Exclusion zone extended to 20km. Not good. blink.gif

Posted by: Toadball Mar 12 2011, 13:51

Clockwork orange was a right pain this morning: half hour journey turned into a full hour because the sodding thing stopped for about 5-10mins at each sodding station _

Posted by: D@V Mar 12 2011, 13:53

QUOTE(Daniel @ Mar 12 2011, 10:23) *
Definite rise in radiation levels since the explosion, with hourly radiation at the plant equal to the safe level over a year. Exclusion zone extended to 20km. Not good. blink.gif


From what I gather from the beeb, the issue is pressure building up in the reactor core after a cooling system failure (caused by an explosion somewhere in the plant during the 'quake). The containment housing for the core hasn't been damaged though, so the levels of radiation should be completely contained at the plant. So it's pretty much a choice between "release some radioactive gas into the atmosphere" or "cross your fingers and pray it doesn't blow up".

That said, other sources are saying there's evidence that containment housing may have been damaged, and the Japanese officials are sugar-coating the truth to prevent panic, in which case, well... I don't want to make people panic anymore than they already are... but if you do happen to be anywhere near south-east Asia right now, it may be worth considering a impromptu holiday.

I blame the paranoia surrounding nuclear power clouding the judgement of journalists, of course, so I'll go with the official explanation.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 12 2011, 14:14

Yeah some people are really worked up by this. Our opposition calls for the government to shut down all nuclear power plants in Germany, as the incident in Japan would have shown that nuclear forces couldn't be controlled nor contained.

Why yes, Germany is frequently ravaged by tsunamis and nine-point-something earthquakes.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 12 2011, 14:17

Here's to living in a part of the world that only gets a little damp from time to time smile.gif

Posted by: Daniel Mar 12 2011, 14:34

QUOTE(D@V @ Mar 12 2011, 12:53) *
That said, other sources are saying there's evidence that containment housing may have been damaged, and the Japanese officials are sugar-coating the truth to prevent panic, in which case, well... I don't want to make people panic anymore than they already are... but if you do happen to be anywhere near south-east Asia right now, it may be worth considering a impromptu holiday.


That's the bit that concerned me, there's no way for anyone (besides the people on site) to deduce how much damage was done to the containment and shielding by the earthquake itself.

Not to mention they're still getting severe aftershocks.

Posted by: JdB Mar 12 2011, 15:26

QUOTE
I blame the paranoia surrounding nuclear power clouding the judgement of journalists, of course, so I'll go with the official explanation.


On that matter, I saw a documentary about some scientists specialized in mutations researching mutations in the Chernobyl area, in which they concluded that the number and extend of mutations to plant and animal life was far lower than was expected.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 12 2011, 16:35

...and so was the number of deaths truly related to the Chernobyl incident.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 14 2011, 12:40

So, it's Monday...late handin and several things to post of _

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 14 2011, 14:23

Final exams on Friday, Monday, Wednesday and Monday again. I think I shall continue to pretend not to know anything of the upcoming apocalypse.

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 15 2011, 12:13

So Saudi Arabia have sent a fuck off convoy of armoured vehicles into Bahrain at the kings request to quell the current uprising. Nice to see two countries we propped up for years doing so well...

Oh and a 3rd explosion at Fukushima..

Posted by: Daniel Mar 15 2011, 13:24

Yep, looks like the latest explosion did some real damage. :/

The local populace will probably be fine in the long run, as long as they keep their distance and take their iodine when instructed. Don't drink the water/milk and what not.

It's the plant workers that are suffering for it.



On a lighter note, got my bipod, front grip, sling and ACOG/Docter red dot in the post! Sweet!

Posted by: Toadball Mar 15 2011, 17:04

QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Mar 15 2011, 11:13) *
So Saudi Arabia have sent a f*ck off convoy of armoured vehicles into Bahrain at the kings request to quell the current uprising. Nice to see two countries we propped up for years doing so well...


That ladies and gents is the correct approach to riot control.

Nice daniel, get some pics up soon wink.gif

Posted by: JdB Mar 15 2011, 17:13

QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Mar 15 2011, 12:13) *
So Saudi Arabia have sent a f*ck off convoy of armoured vehicles into Bahrain at the kings request to quell the current uprising. Nice to see two countries we propped up for years doing so well...


The first "peacekeeper" is already KIA.

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 15 2011, 19:14

Oman is also having "issues" with their population. They'd seemed pretty stable up until now at least.

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 15 2011, 21:27

That's what you'll get when you mess with the Shiites and their leading attorney Mr. Ahmydinnerjacket.

The clashes in Yemen, Bahrain, the Emirates and Saudi Arabia are nothing but a proxy war between Riad and Teheran.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 17 2011, 20:06

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12769810

I'm pretty sure pmaster mentioned this but come on: not at all a knee jerk reaction at all...I'd expect this from Britain not one of the mainland European countries...
As far as Europe is concerned nuclear power is very safe, or is this just a precaution in case one of these earth quake tsunami combo deals pays Europe a visit?
Not at all increasing our dependency on fossil fuels that seems to be causing increasing political problems, or caving in to the renewables crowd: sure renewable energy is great, but it's hardly cost effective now is it.

Posted by: D@V Mar 17 2011, 20:53

Ironically, Nuclear power is statistically the least likely energy source to kill or injure you. The most likely is wind power. boppin2.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 17 2011, 21:00

Please, write a letter to our house minority leaders and tell them. I guess they'd reply that after the Japanese megaquake it couldn't quite exactly be ruled out that tsunamis might strike the German Alps and cause a general pandemonium.

In the other news, the hot phase of exams starts tomorrow. It's a good thing that I'm prepared ...not.

Posted by: D@V Mar 18 2011, 01:42

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 17 2011, 20:00) *
Please, write a letter to our house minority leaders and tell them. I guess they'd reply that after the Japanese megaquake it couldn't quite exactly be ruled out that tsunamis might strike the German Alps and cause a general pandemonium.

Politicians are like angry mice.

I made that one up on the spot... it's not very good, is it? I have this vision of a mouse standing outside his mouse-hole shaking his fist at something far away in vain (probably someone slamming a door and knocking over all his pots... I don't know what a mouse would own, but pots seem like a good guess). it's pretty funny, but text doesn't really convey that very well unsure.gif

Don't you just hate it when you get a crumb or something stuck beneath your gum!? mad.gif

Posted by: Blackscorpion Mar 18 2011, 09:17

QUOTE(D@V @ Mar 18 2011, 02:42) *
Don't you just hate it when you get a crumb or something stuck beneath your gum!? mad.gif

Oh, but I consider it the most fun!

(sorry, that just rhymed)


Is it just me or is Libya starting to remind me of Kosovo/Balkans...?

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 18 2011, 13:43

The first round is over, three are yet to come.

Posted by: Deadeye Mar 18 2011, 16:37

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 18 2011, 13:43) *
The first round is over, three are yet to come.

Abitur is Pussykacke compared to university since they changed to Bachelor/Master !
But good luck, I'm sure you will do fine, son !

On a sidenote, do you guys also have a bucket list ?(things you want to do/accomplish in your lifetime ? Like buying or doing it on a train for Mark for example wink.gif )

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 18 2011, 16:41

Thanks, pa.

Err... You think Mark would prefer buying a train over doing it on a train?

Well, I do have such a list. I'd be extremely disappointed if I weren't able to check it off, though... so I guess.

Unfortunately the guys and me promised to each other we'd go parachuting before we hit the thirties. Fuck. The very problem is, I'm a pussy on 364 days of the year but beyond madness on the 365th. I reley might be doing this somewhen along the way.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 18 2011, 17:21

Got a mate who ran the we-don't-understand-you-shouldn't-jump-out-of-a-plane-unless-it's-on-fire* society at his uni, complete nutters, the lot of them...

Had a good debate today instead of a lecture: "Can compulsory vaccination be justified in the United kingdom in 2011", shame we can't have such things on the interwebs without them descending to: UR GHAI! etc.
Annoyingly the for side won based upon dodgy representation of statistics in context of the argument and sensationalism instead of solid facts. sad.gif

Needless to say, last teaching session of my uni career finished, I now has the fear ohmy.gif

*skydivers/skydiving

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 18 2011, 17:31

Deadlines, Jynx. They make this awesome sound when they fly past!

Posted by: Indigo Mar 18 2011, 19:53

Doing it on a train is quite fun actually ^^
Hows all your guys exams going? smile.gif
sorry I havent posted in a while x

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 19 2011, 02:02

...sometimes I really think we should make a sarcasm society separate forum for things like the above, because you really want to know the story and context. mellow.gif

Bucket List: Travel. That's it really. Worry about the settling down later.
Item 2: If I like another nation, try the expat thing for awhile. If I like Canada when I holiday there I am thinking of saving up and going back for the 2 year working holiday.
Item 3: Consider a post grad qualification, likely a Graduate Diploma in Strategic Studies. This is to take affect in the event of item 2 being a non-event.

Posted by: Toadball Mar 19 2011, 02:57

Bucket List:
Item 1: Get a self perpetuating zero effort source of income.
Item 2: Consider traveling but be sure absolutely not to as it will involve far, far to much effort and ultimately dealing with students. (Was mobbed by the sods when I visited Cairns in the September.)*.
Item 3: Consider settling down but be sure not to due to the lack of finicial gain or high effort input.

*I do not consider myself a "student" as I earn my living, do stuff more productive than drink coffee and complain that the government I voted in has turned out to be shower of c...s despite it being common knowledge that every government is a shower of c...s and dress in a manner that does not make me look like I've fallen backwards through an industrial waste rag store

Posted by: Indigo Mar 19 2011, 07:09

1: Get into university
2: Get a Masters
3: Get paid alot to design furniture tongue.gif

@Wittman: Where you thinking of travelling to?


Posted by: D@V Mar 19 2011, 12:04

Bucket list? I have an enemies list, that's sort of the same thing, right? tongue.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 21 2011, 05:37

Gah slow day @ work.

Looks like rain setting in, perhaps no evening stroll for me.
Luckily, I have tea. (Sometimes I think I live in the wrong country)

@Indigo; Canada in August/September for 2-3 weeks depending on finances and other things coming up, else March next year.
UK and Europe on the agenda, just not this year.

If I like Canada quite a bit I am going to return home, save like a crazy person for 12 months here @ DBCDE and then go over on the two year working holiday program. You only need $4k CAD to do it, so if I show up with 20k I am sure they will not be at all fussed about me. Going to check out Toronto and Halifax as likely contenders as I have contacts in both.


Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 21 2011, 21:58

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 21 2011, 04:37) *
Gah slow day @ work.

Looks like rain setting in, perhaps no evening stroll for me.
Luckily, I have tea. (Sometimes I think I live in the wrong country)

@Indigo; Canada in August/September for 2-3 weeks depending on finances and other things coming up, else March next year.
UK and Europe on the agenda, just not this year.

If I like Canada quite a bit I am going to return home, save like a crazy person for 12 months here @ DBCDE and then go over on the two year working holiday program. You only need $4k CAD to do it, so if I show up with 20k I am sure they will not be at all fussed about me. Going to check out Toronto and Halifax as likely contenders as I have contacts in both.


Me and Mr Carver are hoping to go to Canada in our gap year smile.gif
Currently sat in the hotel room in Manchester after taking him around all the museums and art gallerys smile.gif
Sleepy.

(Btw this was written By Indigo but im too lazy to delete this post and then log onto my account just to repost it so sorry tongue.gif )

Posted by: Toadball Mar 21 2011, 22:17

I has the pain, a night and a day of running around a disused shopping centre/Mall shooting people and showing the English how CQB is done properly with 12 of my compatriots has taken its toll. Pizza hut time me thinks

Posted by: JdB Mar 22 2011, 00:19

QUOTE(Toadball @ Mar 21 2011, 22:17) *
I has the pain, a night and a day of running around a disused shopping centre/Mall shooting people and showing the English how CQB is done properly with 12 of my compatriots has taken its toll. Pizza hut time me thinks


Did this involve the use of a claymore and kilt? ohmy.gif

Posted by: Toadball Mar 22 2011, 05:48

Unfortunately not, though the freedom of movement a kilt offers is not to be frowned at (the fact t looks like a dress howerever is)

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 24 2011, 06:27

It's almost Friday.
Which means one more work day then it's the weekend.

And the weekend containts Paintball. Hells yes.

Posted by: Indigo Mar 25 2011, 14:12

Yey weekend! Driving down the M5 typing thus smile.gif
Anyone happen to know where a girl could buy a bownan radio with a link? smile.gif

Posted by: Rewan Mar 25 2011, 18:17

CITATION(MadAussie)
We poke fun at Rewan and especially MiniMark.


YaY ! I'm not the poke target n1 anymore yipee yihee yidi yidi yipeeka yipeedi !

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 25 2011, 18:21

Just to contribute to our mood...

I've got cancer.

I suffered a collapse on Monday and was rushed to ER, where they found it.

And no, this is not a joke. I'm allowed to spend the weekend at home and will undergo surgery prolly today in a week. Wish me luck, ladies and gentlemen!

Posted by: JdB Mar 25 2011, 19:10

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 25 2011, 18:21) *
And no, this is not a joke.


I wouldn't expect you to make fun of cancer anyway.

Sorry to hear that. What sort of cancer is it? Is it by any chance related to the other health issues you had?

Hope you get well soon sad.gif

Posted by: Indigo Mar 25 2011, 19:37

sh*t... If I had the money id fly to Bavaria just to give you a hug sad.gif
I hope it all goes alright and you feel much better after the op smile.gif
*hug*

Posted by: Wittmann Mar 25 2011, 22:23

Good luck pMaster. Keep us updated on how it goes, yeah?

Posted by: Mark-HH Mar 25 2011, 23:05

Fu.... Hope you get through it mate.

Posted by: Elliot Carver Mar 26 2011, 00:11

Dude all the lucks bud! We'll keep a pint on chill for ya post op wink.gif

Posted by: D@V Mar 26 2011, 00:21

Holy Cow.

I'd say get well soon, but... well... just get well man. This place wouldn't be the same without you!

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 26 2011, 00:34

ZITAT(D@V @ Mar 26 2011, 00:21) *
This place wouldn't be the same without you!
I'm utterly convinced so! biggrin.gif

Thanks folks, that means a lot to me. Oh well, I'm gonna handle it. It's in my colon, but the prognoses are still good. It didn't start to spread yet and they'll operate to remove it, hopefully leaving me without any leftovers.

Posted by: Deadeye Mar 26 2011, 07:00

Ah shit, andi, i hope the surgery goes fine and that you'll be well soon.

Posted by: JdB Mar 26 2011, 16:07

QUOTE(D@V @ Mar 26 2011, 00:21) *
This place wouldn't be the same without you!


Yes, there would be less socio-political rants, no mentioning of a flat country being below sea level, no whining about caravans clogging up the left lane ... wait a minute ... mellow.gif

Nvm blues.gif

I seem to recall you having problems with your intestines before. Did the doctor(s) mention that as a possible indication? (just wondering in case we ever experience similar problems, we'll know that it needs to be taken seriously)

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 26 2011, 16:15

As a matter of fact they managed to work around a coloscopy for years despite some certain indications, always argueing that my spleen might be the cause of my troubles.
I'm lucky that this thing I prolly had for quite a while turned malicious just now. Odds are it's just a spontaneous mutation and I'm over and done with it as soon as they've removed it. Matters are worse if it's a genetic disposition, because that means it might return. That said, what might happen in ten years is no business of mine now.

Posted by: JdB Mar 26 2011, 17:08

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 26 2011, 16:15) *
As a matter of fact they managed to work around a coloscopy for years despite some certain indications, always argueing that my spleen might be the cause of my troubles.


It's the same here. Feeling lightheaded? Take an aspirin. Suddenly lost your vision? Take an aspirin. Got all the signs of a heart-attack? Take two aspirins. You've been shot in the head, and your legs got severed by a truck running you over while you lay there, bleeding to death? Well alright, we'll take a look (and then give you an overdose of aspirins) ... Most doctors probably are major shareholders of aspirin producers. Useless sods, ever last one of them. And the worst part is they can fail all they want in playing with people's lives, their buddies in the medical review board will always have their backs, and they can continue to make hundreds of thousands a year tiredsmiley.gif

Posted by: D@V Mar 26 2011, 23:31

QUOTE(JdB @ Mar 26 2011, 15:07) *
Yes, there would be less socio-political rants, no mentioning of a flat country being below sea level, no whining about caravans clogging up the left lane ... wait a minute ... mellow.gif

"Truth is the ultimate defence against slander" tongue.gif

(My computers... erm... "creaking"... I didn't even know there were wooden bits in it... I hope it doesn't explode again... unsure.gif )

Posted by: pMASTER Mar 27 2011, 19:23

So, I'm off again. I will report back in two or three weeks.

Posted by: JdB Mar 27 2011, 20:58

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 27 2011, 20:23) *
So, I'm off again. I will report back in two or three weeks.

Good luck! drunk.gif

Posted by: Zipper5 Mar 28 2011, 18:13

Hi fellas, not posted here in a very long time, but I heard via Mark about your situation pMASTER and I just wanted to say that I wish you the best of luck in overcoming this, and that I'll be rooting for you along with the rest of us. I too have experienced rather personal run-ins with cancer, my Grandma has actually survived breast cancer once and ovarian cancer twice. Modern medicine shall do yee wonders.

Anyway, I hope you pull through A-OK. thumbsup.gif

Posted by: Rewan Mar 29 2011, 10:11

Knock those bloody defective cells outta yar body will ya ?

And +1 about what D@ve and the flying dutchman said : That place wouldn't be the same without you...



... because we would all run away because it would be haunted by your vengefull spirit ohnoo.gif


Anyways, get well !

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 1 2011, 01:09

The KING lives.

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 1 2011, 07:26

...you're up early Indigo. Well, in forum terms.

Posted by: Indigo Apr 1 2011, 08:02

I wake up from 5 till 6 am every morning ^^
And I come on here and stalk tongue.gif
I would link to "The Creep" By lonely island but im on my phone ><

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 1 2011, 08:08

Not much going on here to stalk down...

Technically I am getting paid to be here right now.

Posted by: Indigo Apr 1 2011, 09:03

Haha are you on here at work?

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 1 2011, 09:09

Yes. Yes I am.

Funnily enough once every few weeks I moderate a forum until 10 at night in a Government program tongue.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Apr 1 2011, 09:48

I'll undergo surgery on Thursday the 5th.
I had a week full of crap - literally biggrin.gif - but the findings are positive. The cancer is limited to just one spot of my colon and they can completely remove it. Histological exploration found no genetical disposition whatsoever, it's just a spontaneous mutation of a formerly harmless tumor.
I'm some lucky dude. If the tumor hadn't started to bleed, they might not have found it in time.

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 1 2011, 10:02

Glad to hear it pMaster!

I'll be thinking of you and await the good news in the days after. smile.gif

I am glad our most sarcastic member will be around to berate the peon's for a long time to come.
And I am glad the left-wing parties are not deprived a future leader to oppose tongue.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Apr 1 2011, 10:07


Posted by: Old Bear Apr 1 2011, 10:10

Well, the bad new is the cancer thing, of course ... and even if coloscopy is NO fun ... I know, strange the medic skip it, but nevermind
Surgery is NO fun, I also know, but the good is the thing is "limited", so I hope the surgery goes fine and that you'll be well soon.

Posted by: Indigo Apr 1 2011, 11:02

Im so glad pMaster! You are one lucky guy that they found it early!
Live long and prosper! wink.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 1 2011, 11:33

Hey pMaster, the staff are gonna chip in and and send Indigo over to nurse you as you recover.

Plus it will make JdB jealous. It will make the temporary incapacitation sweeter.

Posted by: JdB Apr 1 2011, 16:38

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Apr 1 2011, 12:33) *
Hey pMaster, the staff are gonna chip in and and send Indigo over to nurse you as you recover.

Plus it will make JdB jealous. It will make the temporary incapacitation sweeter.


Not quite, since I intend to send him something much more entertaining and memorable. I can't mention any specifics since it would spoil the fun (like photographs, measurements), but it involves one hot young blond Swedish female law student completely opposed to capitalism and the military, and one hot young French female biology student that likes to hug trees and free animals from medicine test sites with a thorough disliking of any product not made in a derelict building full of pot-smoking quasi-intellectuals, tied up and gagged so pMASTER can either rant at them unopposed for their views made up entirely of flawed logic or, well you can pretty much figure out the other possibility judging by the caravan-sized box of condoms and some Viagra just in case blues.gif

Try topping that naughty.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 2 2011, 00:13

He will likely be too sore to do much about it. wink.gif

So I say we send Indigo. At least she will play ArmA with him tongue.gif

Posted by: JdB Apr 2 2011, 01:10

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Apr 2 2011, 01:13) *
He will likely be too sore to do much about it. wink.gif


Then we can laugh at his impotence incompetence, it will be fun either way, for us anway happy.gif

Posted by: Indigo Apr 2 2011, 08:14

Thanks Jdb tongue.gif
Id even wear my leather nurse suit sad.gif
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy tongue.gif
How is the new job going bg the way wittman? smile.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Apr 2 2011, 10:40

ZITAT(Indigo @ Apr 2 2011, 09:14) *
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy tongue.gif
Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater good.

Posted by: Indigo Apr 2 2011, 12:11

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 2 2011, 10:40) *
Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater good.


The greater good hey? tongue.gif

Posted by: JdB Apr 2 2011, 13:23

QUOTE(Indigo @ Apr 2 2011, 09:14) *
And I dont think Mr Carver would be too happy tongue.gif


We very much believe in the principles of democracy/majority voting when it suits us.

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 2 2011, 11:40) *
Pah. He needs to learn to stand back for the greater goods.


Fixed that for you wink.gif

Posted by: Toadball Apr 2 2011, 17:30

Hope the surgery goes well smile.gif

Just witnessed the "lets just ask for directions" argument between a lass hiring the studio and her boyfriend regarding asking where the bathroom/WC/toilet/bog was...odd people.

Posted by: pMASTER Apr 2 2011, 20:06

ZITAT(Toadball @ Apr 2 2011, 18:30) *
Hope the surgery goes well smile.gif
I'm somewhat scared, to be honest. A renowned specialist is going to do it but there is a chance of long term adverse effects and they say it's gonna hurt a lot in the first days.

Posted by: JdB Apr 2 2011, 21:06

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 2 2011, 21:06) *
I'm somewhat scared, to be honest.

A renowned specialist is going to do it but there is a chance of long term adverse effects and they say it's gonna hurt a lot in the first days.


Understandable, even if the outlook is positive. It's still major surgery.

We have legalized the perfect solution, weed. Well, let's call it "medicinal weed" for legal purposes ... happy.gif

I can buy it for you for only 20. Of course it does need to be driven to Bavaria, in a rather awkward place, so I will have to hire an Eastern European and rent a car. It can be yours for the friendly price of just 750* hug.gif


* = does not include car rental, gasoline and wages

Posted by: D@V Apr 2 2011, 23:37

If you want, I can pretend to be East European, it'll work out a lot cheaper for you in the long run. I can even do the accent, 'eh?

(Canada's in Eastern Europe, right? 'eh?)

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 3 2011, 09:58

Why yes D@VID0V. Yes it is.

@Indigo; new job is proving to be fun so far compared to what I was doing. Busy week ahead of me so ask how I feel friday. tongue.gif

Oh man drank too much this weekend and I had an adverse reaction to something I ate - whilst pissed as a fart.

Got very, very acquainted with the bathroom over the course of 8 hours.
On the plus side myself and a mate polished off a case of beer and a bottle of whiskey before I managed to try and kill myself. I blame the drink and a pretty bad curry working in tandem...


Posted by: JdB Apr 9 2011, 00:43

No posts in the mental ward prior to this one for almost a week. This is sad ohmy.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 9 2011, 01:31

I think we are all waiting for the master of sarcasm himself to let us know how he is...

Posted by: D@V Apr 9 2011, 11:43

QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 9 2011, 00:43) *
No posts in the mental ward prior to this one for almost a week. This is sad ohmy.gif

Your fault for not posting tongue.gif

Posted by: Deadeye Apr 10 2011, 10:16

Back from Morroco. Incredible experience. Good aswell as bad ones.

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 10 2011, 13:23

PHOTOS!

Posted by: Deadeye Apr 10 2011, 13:25

OK ! LATER !

Posted by: Daniel Apr 10 2011, 15:55

Birthday present: Bamboo pen tablet. Soooo cool! I had no idea it would be this easy to use. Had a hunt around for some free software and found MyPaint, it's all very clever stuff!

Haha! http://i52.tinypic.com/333vkat.jpg

One of my lil brother's warhammer pieces blatting an ork.

Posted by: D@V Apr 15 2011, 00:08

None shall be any the wiser devil.gif

Does the devil.gif emote even exist anymore? I always use the quick reply option, so I don't know if my emotes are going to work... I've never really gotten used to all the ones we lost from OFP.info when we switched over... unsure.gif

EDIT: Nopers, it doesn't sad.gif
Well, now there's a reason for me to post! We must bring back the devil.gif emote! All in favour say "nay"


S'all good here

Posted by: JdB Apr 15 2011, 15:20

Nay!

Posted by: D@V Apr 15 2011, 23:02

QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 15 2011, 15:20) *
Nay!


QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 15 2011, 00:08) *
All in favour say "nay"


devil.gif

Posted by: JdB Apr 15 2011, 23:24

This isn't Florida mr D@V

Posted by: JdB Apr 15 2011, 23:24

This isn't Florida mr D@V

Posted by: D@V Apr 16 2011, 00:13

Pah. Referendums in representative democracies deserve to be tampered with. If you don't agree with your representative, why did you vote for him?

Posted by: Deadeye Apr 16 2011, 10:40

QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 15 2011, 01:08) *
EDIT: Nopers, it doesn't sad.gif
Well, now there's a reason for me to post! We must bring back the :devil: emote! All in favour say "nay"

Don't ask, just log into Admin CP and do it wink.gif Pretty easy stuff !

Posted by: D@V Apr 16 2011, 11:31

QUOTE(Deadeye @ Apr 16 2011, 10:40) *
Don't ask, just log into Admin CP and do it wink.gif Pretty easy stuff !


I would, but it seems to have disappeared. I'm pretty sure this is a continuing side effect from you messing with the permission masks on my account for John's little private treehouse club unsure.gif

(Not that I'd need this to be able to ban anyone I want smile.gif )

Posted by: Deadeye Apr 16 2011, 14:57

Done ! devil.gif

Posted by: D@V Apr 16 2011, 16:45

Excellent devil.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 17 2011, 00:55

weirdsmiley.gif

Posted by: D@V Apr 17 2011, 01:47

QUOTE(Wittmann @ Apr 17 2011, 00:55) *
weirdsmiley.gif


Hey, look elsewhere, you know what they do when they aren't at risk of being moderatored? Post pictures of motherf*cking ponies!

I mean, what the sh*t is up with ponies? They're basically crap horses. I'm not kidding, think about what a good horse would be like. A pony is none of these things. They're an evolutionary dead end that's being clung onto by countless vermin who insist they're cute. Ponies aren't cute! They're terrible. They're the vermin of the equine world. They make f*cking Onagers look worthwhile. F*CKING. ONAGERS.

F*CKING ONAGERS!


Ok. I'm done smile.gif Back to work everyone.

Posted by: Deadeye Apr 17 2011, 04:14

QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 17 2011, 02:47) *
Hey, look elsewhere, you know what they do when they aren't at risk of being moderatored? Post pictures of motherf*cking ponies!

I mean, what the sh*t is up with ponies? They're basically crap horses. I'm not kidding, think about what a good horse would be like. A pony is none of these things. They're an evolutionary dead end that's being clung onto by countless vermin who insist they're cute. Ponies aren't cute! They're terrible. They're the vermin of the equine world. They make f*cking Onagers look worthwhile. F*CKING. ONAGERS.

F*CKING ONAGERS!
[ilp]http://natureisrael.com/pics/Animals/GrazingOnager.JPG[/ilp]

Ok. I'm done smile.gif Back to work everyone.




Posted by: JdB Apr 17 2011, 13:41

There should be a forum rule against posting a picture of yourself (and of other forum members) tiredsmiley.gif

Posted by: D@V Apr 17 2011, 16:35

QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 17 2011, 13:41) *
There should be a forum rule against posting a picture of yourself (and of other forum members) tiredsmiley.gif


There's no need to be an ass about it! ohnoo.gif

Posted by: Mark-HH Apr 18 2011, 12:51

Oh dear...

Posted by: D@V Apr 18 2011, 15:25

QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Apr 18 2011, 12:51) *
Oh deer...




(Are Deer even remotely horses? I think they're more like sheep, aren't they?)

Posted by: Mark-HH Apr 18 2011, 17:47

*shrug* Sheep-Horse hybrid would be cooler.

Posted by: D@V Apr 18 2011, 23:17

QUOTE(Mark-HH @ Apr 18 2011, 17:47) *
*shrug* Sheep-Horse hybrid would be cooler.


Well, now that you mention it, if there was a sheep-horse hybrid, it'd probably look a bit like a deer... where's the biology monkey? We could be onto something here! ohnoo.gif

Posted by: Toadball Apr 20 2011, 00:20

You rang m'lord?

In short, deer are more closely related to sheep than horses if you want a proper answer look up artiodactyla, not a zoologist so not got much know how about animals, I prefer the little things that put you in hospital smile.gif

Posted by: D@V Apr 20 2011, 13:46

QUOTE(Toadball @ Apr 20 2011, 00:20) *
You rang m'lord?

In short, deer are more closely related to sheep than horses if you want a proper answer look up artiodactyla, not a zoologist so not got much know how about animals, I prefer the little things that put you in hospital smile.gif


I'd always though the big things that could put you in hospital were a bit more interesting. That said, I find the "save the whales, omigoshlookatthecutepanda" zoologists are a tad more common than the "Crickey! Let's poke it with a stick" zoologists... unsure.gif

(I mean, think about it, if you were given free reign to kill someone, you wouldn't just shoot them, would you? You'd try to run them over in a bulldozer, drop a freight train on them, give them a free luxury voyage aboard a cruise liner that's rigged to explode or something like that! It's just more.... awesome! biggrin.gif )

Posted by: Daniel Apr 20 2011, 19:30

If sheep-horse hybrids don't exist, what the hell are llamas? You expect me to believe this is two guys in a sheep-horse hybrid panto suit?


Posted by: Mark-HH Apr 20 2011, 19:48

Yes?

1234567890

Posted by: Toadball Apr 21 2011, 01:51

QUOTE(Daniel @ Apr 20 2011, 19:30) *
If sheep-horse hybrids don't exist, what the hell are llamas? You expect me to believe this is two guys in a sheep-horse hybrid panto suit?


You just can't leave well enough alone mad.gif
You will beleive what you are told to beleive Mr. Daniel or there will be severe penalties* ph34r.gif

We cannot have you non biology types questioning ze laws of taxonomy eet eez verboten jah?

*One such will consist of dinner and a movie with the brummy, we didn't want to go to these lengths but needs must...

Posted by: pMASTER Apr 21 2011, 08:54

I'm still alive.

My new birthday is April 6, the day when I almost kicked the bucket. Pretty close call.

Posted by: Mark-HH Apr 21 2011, 10:41

Good to see you're still with us and capable of world domination still, as well as share pictures of OW...

*shakes hand*

Posted by: Indigo Apr 21 2011, 18:26

Omg. Civilisation and Internet.
I need to get me an epic internet connection so when I go camping next I can has it.
And yey I got to go to Bovington Tank museum and even saw a training sesh ^^
PMASTERS ALIVE! *glomp* smile.gif
Dont die!

Posted by: Mark-HH Apr 22 2011, 00:28

Bitch! ohmy.gif

I have still yet to go to Bovington (Hopefully going when I'm in Minehead in July) Need moar TANKS!

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 22 2011, 02:11

Welcome back pMaster, very glad to hear you are still with us! w00t.gif

Posted by: Indigo Apr 22 2011, 17:18

Are you coming down for the gala?
And carver said your more than welcome to come with us if you can get down here ~

Posted by: JdB Apr 22 2011, 18:12

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 21 2011, 09:54) *
I'm still alive.


Good to hear that


In a completely unrelated ( blues.gif ) matter:
@ D@V: You've failed me again mad.gif

Posted by: Mark-HH Apr 22 2011, 21:27

QUOTE(Indigo @ Apr 22 2011, 17:18) *
Are you coming down for the gala?
And carver said your more than welcome to come with us if you can get down here ~


Think I'm there from the 16th (which is a Saturday) until the following Sunday so I miss the Mixed Traction weekend (bugger) and Thomas...

Posted by: D@V Apr 22 2011, 22:56

QUOTE(JdB @ Apr 22 2011, 18:12) *
Good to hear that
In a completely unrelated ( blues.gif ) matter:
@ D@V: You've failed me again mad.gif


No, I betrayed you. There's a subtle difference. smile.gif

Posted by: Elliot Carver Apr 23 2011, 22:05

wb Pmaster! thumbsup.gif

@Mark http://www.tankmuseum.org/ixbin/indexplus?record=art2565
Bobs and i should have our pad up and running by then so we can provide a roof for the night. Drive down in the morning rock the whole day fragging camera batteries and crash back at ours in the evening. Can even pick you up / drop off back to where ever your staying down here?

Can someone please explain wtf is reinforcements ... Bi really think were all gunna buy BAF and PMC again just for a crappy map?

Posted by: D@V Apr 23 2011, 22:38

QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Apr 23 2011, 22:05) *
Can someone please explain wtf is reinforcements ... Bi really think were all gunna buy BAF and PMC again just for a crappy map?


Presumably it's designed for people who haven't already got BAF or PMC, but I could be wrong there, perhaps BIS are instead trying to reach out to the fans who buy the game multiple times, and build a house of the cases.

(It'd be easier if games still came in boxes, then the disc was in a smaller case that was inside the box... whatever happened to that, anyway? Why'd everyone switch to these new plastic cassette cases? I liked cardboard boxes! You could put stuff in them! If someone's robbing your house, they aren't going to steal a videogame from a shelf, they're going to go right for the silverware... you could store all your riches in those boxes, and none would be any the wiser!)

Posted by: Mark-HH Apr 24 2011, 00:07

@ Carver Wish I was going a couple of weeks earlier (going with folks) _

Posted by: Deadeye Apr 24 2011, 18:32

Glad everything went good pMaster ! Happy Easter everyone !


Posted by: Toadball Apr 28 2011, 03:54

Glad the surgery went well, thanks also for the spare kidney, was running pretty low on cash for a bit there smile.gif


Posted by: JdB Apr 28 2011, 17:37

Too bad Andi can't make it to the royal wedding, I heard there are going to be loads of anarchists, treehuggers, hippies, islamists and other socialism-loving scum. Who's going to join us in forming a unit to crack down on these idiots (and break many skulls in the process)? We shall call it the "Queen's Germanic Legion". For our march song I have selected the following:

It's the tune from the Great Escape, but with the word "England" replaced by "Pork chops" (that will piss off both the islamists and the other groups I mentioned since most of those pale skinned bastards are vegetarian.)

Or better yet, put a massive bomb in a van parked right next to the demonstrators, label it "British Army", blow it up while they're trashing the van and blame the IRA naughty.gif

Such a pity they outlawed mustard gas cry3.gif

Anyways, we'll need to send Andi some souvenirs, like scalps from ginger treehuggers and burned beards from those islamofascists. It will make him smile if he reads that protesters got their own picket signs inserted up the back side and had to be surgically removed, I'm sure that will cheer him up biggrin.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Apr 28 2011, 17:41

I'm in a pretty bad shape actually. They removed a third of my colon and the rest isn't working properly... well, it could be worse. I'm going to hit a chemo therapy in two weeks, though.

Posted by: Wittmann Apr 29 2011, 00:20

Ack sad.gif Keep us posted. Once you are up and functioning I think the correct course of action is to play the 'I almost died and I need some fun and time to heal the deep wounds to my soul, having had to face my own mortality at such a young age' card on your family and friends - and come to Australia on the resulting ticket so I can destroy your liver and foist you into the arms of the young women of Sydney/Melbourne/Adelaide/Brisbane/hell... even bloody Wagga Wagga tongue.gif

Posted by: Indigo May 1 2011, 20:45

Good Luck Pmaster! Youll be okay! *hugs*

Posted by: pMASTER May 2 2011, 10:54

Thanks! Yeah, I'll be fine. It's just a very wearisome thing, ya know.

In the other news, Bin Laden's dead! w00t.gif

Posted by: JdB May 2 2011, 14:30

Rest In Pieces scumbag!

I of course mean OBL blues.gif naughty.gif

Posted by: JdB May 2 2011, 16:27

Doublepost, but what the hell.

BBQ with all-pork products, alcohol and loose girls are on me! * drunk.gif







*And when I say "me", I mean the annual AA.info hosting budget.

Posted by: Elliot Carver May 6 2011, 23:17

I hope Bi is going to compensate Cervo the cost of hosting time it "borrowed" for its publicity stunt?

Posted by: pMASTER May 7 2011, 01:20

What the heck is going on there, anyway? I didn't get it...

Posted by: Daniel May 7 2011, 10:04

BIS are drip feeding info on an upcoming project in the form of hacks from a fictional Persian hacker group. It's all very exciting. So far we've found an outline of an Astute class submarine, a profile of an SBS Cpt called Miller and a battleplan of a map of modern Europe. There are also lots of Chinese and Iranian references dotted throughout.

There's nothing yet to suggest whether it's a new patch, a DLC, an expansion or a new game.

Posted by: Mark-HH May 7 2011, 11:03

If there was a decent Chinese expansion I'd wet myself. J-10 and WZ-10 anybody?

Posted by: Daniel May 7 2011, 11:07

It'd be a nice kick in the teeth to Codies too! biggrin.gif

I'm trying to add weight to the China theory, this is what i've got so far: http://armaenigma.com/index.php?title=China

Posted by: D@V May 7 2011, 12:25

QUOTE(Daniel @ May 7 2011, 11:07) *
It'd be a nice kick in the teeth to Codies too! biggrin.gif

I'm trying to add weight to the China theory, this is what i've got so far: http://armaenigma.com/index.php?title=China

The Macguffin in PMC supposedly came from China

Posted by: Daniel May 7 2011, 21:31

We've pretty much covered the latest hack, all signs pointing to possible physics implementation and more Iranian involvement. Check http://armaenigma.com/index.php?title=Saturday,_May_7th_2011,_18:00_CEST

The sphere and wall animation could be symbolic, or it could tie in with the previous clues, an Astute class submarine and the phrase "The world will change!", towards a physics hint.

Posted by: Elliot Carver May 7 2011, 21:45

Typical Bi to back themselves into a corner like this. With all this ridiculous hype they can only announce Arma 3 to avoid disappointing everyone (as usual) ...
Whats the betting their doing this just to say Arma 2: Reinforcements comes with a new mission type? Now im all grown up i can see through Bi's bad management decisions and it hurts lol!

good to have you back pMASTER thumbsup.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 9 2011, 14:58

Yeah...
My first chemotherapy cycle is gonna hit tomorrow. After having run out of luck so many times, I hope I'll be spared of the adverse effects at least.

Posted by: Wittmann May 9 2011, 15:31

If not... can you rock one of these?


Posted by: pMASTER May 10 2011, 16:12

It's not about the hair. I couldn't care less about it, actually I've always wondered how I'd look if I was to shave my head. But chemotherapy can always damage benign cells and mine may mess with neurons. Sometimes it's even a reason for a premature end of therapy, they say.
I already have difficulties swallowing due to irritated nerves, I hope it doesn't add up to that.

It's the infusion which I've gotten today, then I'll be getting pills for two weeks. They're less harmful.

I guess.


Posted by: Wittmann May 11 2011, 08:28

...can you use a combination of yourself and radiation/chemcicals as a pick up line at least?

You may not feel like it but you need to stay in the game so you can leap back into action when able!

Otherwise it's remedial training with JdB. And that might actually kill you.

Posted by: pMASTER May 11 2011, 09:44

Hey baby. I'm filled with Platinum to the brim.

Posted by: Wittmann May 11 2011, 10:09

'Let me show you the release valve... lose the gloves.'

I like to think any moderately attractive nurse is a target for your affections.

Posted by: Indigo May 12 2011, 21:05

Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid.

Posted by: JdB May 12 2011, 22:32

QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 11 2011, 11:09) *
I like to think any moderately attractive nurse is a target for your affections.


QUOTE(Indigo @ May 12 2011, 22:05) *
Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid.


I'll settle for both naughty.gif

Posted by: D@V May 12 2011, 23:24

I've never understood the appeal of French Maids, tbh. I mean, they clean. That's what Maids do. That's not actually that sexy.

You know who else cleans for a living? Garbage men. You don't see anyone getting all hot and bothered over garbage men. I think, "Hey Baby, I work for the council" could, in fact, be the worst pick-up line ever.

Posted by: pMASTER May 13 2011, 20:36

ZITAT(Indigo @ May 12 2011, 22:05) *
Eh. Id rather have a slutty french maid.
Now I'm reminded of why I like you.

Posted by: Indigo May 13 2011, 22:54

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 13 2011, 20:36) *
Now I'm reminded of why I like you.


...because I like girls or because I like smexy french maids... or both?
Tickle with the feather duster wink.gif

Posted by: JdB May 14 2011, 00:20

QUOTE(Indigo @ May 13 2011, 23:54) *
...because I like girls or because I like smexy french maids... or both?
Tickle with the feather duster wink.gif


Girls.

The "sexy French maids" things is just a bonus imo drunk.gif

Posted by: Wittmann May 14 2011, 01:55

I'm going to go with both.
Or either.

Mmmm hello world. I finished work at 0100... was kinda hoping for a longer sleep in but OK. Let's get the drinking times planned.

Posted by: pMASTER May 14 2011, 14:31

It's just a clich that I was into girls who'd make out with me as easily as they'd do with another girl.

In the other news, chemotherapy sucks.

Posted by: Rewan May 17 2011, 22:05

Since when do we french people have maids ?


I'm lost there wacko.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 18 2011, 08:11

Oui, that's just a rumor spread by Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

Posted by: JdB May 18 2011, 13:05

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 18 2011, 09:11) *
Oui, that's just a rumor spread by Dominique Strauss-Kahn.


Well, I wouldn't place too much importance on his words, since he's been spreading a lot.

The rumor says mostly legs, genetic material and other fluids blues.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 18 2011, 14:26

Some news sources suggest the attacked maid may be HIV positive. Says "No" to rapists with a capital "N".

Posted by: Elliot Carver May 18 2011, 18:13

I hope thats true lol this case will probably be rather simple to solve ... now just to sort out that problem of maddie being found under the bed

Posted by: Daniel May 19 2011, 14:49

Arma 3 for the win. BIS just surpassed all my expectations. Legends.

Posted by: D@V May 19 2011, 15:12

20 minutes into the future?
PhysX?
Better customizable loadouts?
MK14s?
RAH66s?

Posted by: pMASTER May 19 2011, 15:53

I just ate Pizza for the first time since my colon decided to plot against my life.

Ah, all the small things... smile.gif

Posted by: Toadball May 19 2011, 16:26

Working combat divers, hopefully better coastal and maritime operations...mon' then 2012!

Posted by: Mark-HH May 19 2011, 16:27

ArmA III confirmed, with Israeli stuff and other interesting things. Oh dear. New PC...

Posted by: Daniel May 19 2011, 20:52

Most definitely new PC time. XP, you have served me well.

Posted by: Elliot Carver May 20 2011, 00:28

QUOTE
(me: May 7 2011, 21:45 ) Typical Bi to back themselves into a corner like this. With all this ridiculous hype they can only announce Arma 3 to avoid disappointing everyone (as usual) ...


feckoff.gif

Posted by: Daniel May 20 2011, 00:44

Haha! Yeah, I guess they didn't leave themselves much choice... shotgun.gif

Posted by: Wittmann May 20 2011, 06:09

Oh man. New subforums to plan!

Posted by: Mark-HH May 20 2011, 13:19

and the main site too.

Posted by: Deadeye May 20 2011, 15:10

Never played ArmA II, but I might check out ArmA III wink.gif

Posted by: Rewan May 20 2011, 16:47

Yay combat divers... I missed those since OFP + FDF sneaky sneaky A&D on .nubfo server wub.gif

Posted by: Elliot Carver May 21 2011, 00:28

"Dear ArmA fans, Marek Spanel here
soooo the rapture never happened ... "

Posted by: D@V May 23 2011, 20:12

Hmmm... my spellchecker seems to have gone rogue. It's decided that the most common misspellings are, in fact, the correct spelling! unsure.gif

Posted by: JdB May 23 2011, 23:25

QUOTE(D@V @ May 23 2011, 21:12) *
Hmmm... my spellchecker seems to have gone rogue. It's decided that the most common misspellings are, in fact, the correct spelling! unsure.gif


Have you changed the language preference to "English (Chavs & illegal immigrants)" by accident?

Or maybe it has decided to secede from the UK naughty.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 24 2011, 00:27

Seven days break from chemotherapy, hooray!

I just finished watching "World Invasion". A commercial for the US military for sure, but otherwise a terrific action flick.

Posted by: D@V May 24 2011, 01:37

QUOTE(JdB @ May 23 2011, 23:25) *
Have you changed the language preference to "English (Chavs & illegal immigrants)" by accident?

Or maybe it has decided to secede from the UK naughty.gif


You laugh, but I don't think you realize the severity of this situation. You see, while I can speak English well enough, and read English well ingenuity, wan et chums to skullcap righting Inglis ye rand tu meek a fun mestizos, especial whale righting lung seances.

That's why I need a working spell-checker! ohnoo.gif

Posted by: Wittmann May 25 2011, 00:46

QUOTE
You see, while I can speak English well enough, and read English well ingenuity, wan et chums to skullcap righting Inglis ye rand tu meek a fun mestizos, especial whale righting lung seances.


Ow! Ow! Fuck, my brain! I needed that today! Ow!

Why is my nose BLEEDING?!?!?!

Posted by: Indigo May 25 2011, 07:59

QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 25 2011, 00:46) *
Ow! Ow! f*ck, my brain! I needed that today! Ow!

Why is my nose BLEEDING?!?!?!


Stop feeding the trolls!

Posted by: D@V May 25 2011, 09:57

QUOTE(Indigo @ May 25 2011, 07:59) *
Stop feeding the trolls!


You should be glad I can only remove your avatar, not edit it. Or right now it'd have a Hitler moustache mad.gif

Posted by: Elliot Carver May 25 2011, 14:19


Posted by: Indigo May 25 2011, 14:32

QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ May 25 2011, 14:19) *
[ig]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/ElliotCarver666/LOL-1.jpg[/img]


.... can I just point out your communist goes in my straw, and I have delicious staircases.

Posted by: JdB May 25 2011, 14:46

QUOTE(Indigo @ May 25 2011, 15:32) *
.... can I just point out your communist goes in my straw, and I have delicious staircases.


No quoting images. Also I'm rather sure your broke one or two more forum rules ... too much information so to speak.

Posted by: D@V May 25 2011, 15:11

He's right. But let's try something new. Whenever I see a naughty words, or something suggestive, I'm going to replace it with a http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx. That sounds like fun, doesn't it?

I'm sure we'll have all sorts of hyjinks together, just like old times smile.gif

Posted by: Indigo May 25 2011, 15:20

QUOTE(JdB @ May 25 2011, 14:46) *
No quoting images. Also I'm rather sure your broke one or two more forum rules ... too much information so to speak.


sorry jdb sad.gif

Posted by: Elliot Carver May 25 2011, 15:31

QUOTE
Whenever I see a naughty words, or something suggestive, I'm going to replace it with a randomly generated words. That sounds like fun, doesn't it?


Dave is a fun bloke but hes a bit of a nonsymphoniously that enjoys having unvaporously semiluxury with subexaminer

yup rolleyes.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 25 2011, 15:48

Calling 'it' "the communist" is awefully ambiguous, too. Like he's sharing it with everybody...

Posted by: JdB May 25 2011, 17:31

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 25 2011, 16:48) *
Calling 'it' "the communist" is awefully ambiguous, too. Like he's sharing it with everybody...


He could have used the term "my Scud missile" instead. "The communist" is definitely less obvious.

Also, wouldn't it have been more accurate to have Carver put his "straw" in Indigo's "communist" rather than the other way around. Straws aren't know for their re-usability, where as communists will swallow anything that the party releases, again and again.

Posted by: Indigo May 25 2011, 18:11

QUOTE
Straws aren't know for their re-usability


I know. Can only use it once a day. Meh.

Posted by: JdB May 25 2011, 18:42

QUOTE(Indigo @ May 25 2011, 19:11) *
I know. Can only use it once a day. Meh.


Your straw must be of poor quality.

Posted by: D@V May 25 2011, 18:52

QUOTE(JdB @ May 25 2011, 17:31) *
He could have used the term "my Scud missile" instead. "The communist" is definitely less obvious.

Also, wouldn't it have been more accurate to have Carver put his "straw" in Indigo's "communist" rather than the other way around. Straws aren't know for their re-usability, where as communists will swallow anything that the party releases, again and again.

Not that I mean to question your clear superiority in all matters of intellect, but if they were to have context assigned to them, and re-ordered into a manner which made sense, they wouldn't be randomly generated words, would they? They'd just be words.

Posted by: pMASTER May 25 2011, 19:05

ZITAT(JdB @ May 25 2011, 19:42) *
Your straw must be of poor quality.
Or the communist is.

Posted by: Indigo May 25 2011, 19:17

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 25 2011, 19:05) *
Or the communist is.


Actually the reason the straw can only last once a day is because the communist is so good and when the straw blows its just too much. So ha.

Posted by: pMASTER May 25 2011, 19:39

So it goes the delicious staircases up and down too rough, I guess.

Posted by: Indigo May 25 2011, 19:51

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 25 2011, 19:39) *
So it goes the delicious staircases up and down too rough, I guess.


Wait what?

Posted by: pMASTER May 25 2011, 20:41

Yes. Yes, exactly this.

Posted by: Mark-HH May 25 2011, 22:17

Nurse! Nurse! They're out of bed again! WTF really, I go away for a day or two and come back to this :|

Posted by: pMASTER May 25 2011, 22:40

Hahaha... your words remind me of a situation I enountered in hospital. During my last days before discharge, I shared the room with some senile dodderer who would always forget why he was there and some other crucial things... well, once he even forgot that he had a bladder catheter attached and went like WTF? when things wouldn't work out well on the usual way. Anyways, I always had to babysit him when he would jump out of the bed once again with his recently operated on stomach. Gee. He probably even forgot that it hurt.
I had the same surgery perfomed on me and wouldn't want to move even a bit in the first days afterwards. Well, not that I had been able to anyway.

Posted by: Wittmann May 26 2011, 01:38

Your admin/overlord approves of all the messages prior to the last. (Hope you are recovering quickly pMaster!)
Indigo's delicious staircases are very lol worthy.

This has made my day. smile.gif Especially good since I am stuck at work.

Posted by: Indigo May 26 2011, 18:20

HAHA! It just took me 2 days to figure out what "delicious staircases" meant. And it wasn't until Carver had to show me with hand gestures what it meant. Shouldve seen my dad's face.

Posted by: D@V May 26 2011, 18:45

Are you f*cking kidding me? You're like teenagers, trying to find innuendo where-ever you can.

Freud famously didn't say (it's a long story) "Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar". The phrase "Delicious Staircases" was http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx

But hey, whatever, here, have some more.
chopping decimal
disturbed integral
scratching choice
incoming grain
invisible bedroom

Posted by: Daniel May 26 2011, 19:04

If I found this on these forums, then for old time's sake: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Posted by: D@V May 26 2011, 19:54

QUOTE(Daniel @ May 26 2011, 19:04) *
If I found this on these forums, then for old time's sake: http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

That. Is. Awesome. w00t.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 26 2011, 20:47

ZITAT(D@V @ May 26 2011, 20:54) *
That. Is. Awesome. w00t.gif
ZITAT(World's greatest word generator)
WILL MUSLIMS MOLEST THE CHURCH?


In the other news, I'm doing combat photography again. Sorts of.
Gee, spent the entire day in ArmA again.

Posted by: JdB May 26 2011, 23:45

QUOTE(Indigo @ May 26 2011, 19:20) *
Shouldve seen my dad's face.


Did he beat up Carver? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Wittmann May 27 2011, 02:59

QUOTE
disturbed integral


I'm pretty sure we can innuendo this one.

'I disturbed her integral...' ect ect.

Posted by: pMASTER May 27 2011, 03:21

"Incoming grain"... Well, I pity the guy.

Posted by: Indigo May 27 2011, 08:05

QUOTE(JdB @ May 26 2011, 23:45) *
Did he beat up Carver? biggrin.gif


haha.no tongue.gif he was too busy in a raid. Although, I think id pay to see ny dad beat someone up (not carver) My dad was in the navy for about 35 years smile.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 27 2011, 11:05

Wait, what? A raid? Are you talking about Carver or your pa?

Posted by: JdB May 27 2011, 16:33

QUOTE(Wittmann @ May 27 2011, 03:59) *
I'm pretty sure we can innuendo this one.

'I disturbed her integral...' ect ect.


Or it could point to an STD biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Indigo @ May 27 2011, 09:05) *
haha.no tongue.gif he was too busy in a raid. Although, I think id pay to see ny dad beat someone up (not carver) My dad was in the navy for about 35 years smile.gif


Pity sad.gif

Double so since your dad was in the Navy sad.gif sad.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 27 2011, 17:46

Hahaha, who knows what else he might have considered other than beating him up...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A... blues.gif

Posted by: Daniel May 27 2011, 17:52

He'd make him listen to the Village People? I don't think anyone's that harsh, I don't care how long he's been in the navy.

Posted by: Indigo May 27 2011, 22:45

my dad plays WoW (we do together but carvers computer blew up so I cant play mine anymore)
and my dads not gay, how would I be here if he were? tongue.gif Carvers more gay than my dad tongue.gif
p.s. Its also.pretty cool cause at the moment.when im staying with them, when I am asked to do something and I say "cant.im in a dungeon / missions (depending on wether its wow or eve) Mums response is to shout at mw and for.to.get.off.that "stupid" game, and dads response is to log onto his main and come help tongue.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 27 2011, 23:34

A gamer bride as a girlfriend and some WoW nerd as a father-in-law, I do really start to envy Carver.

Posted by: D@V May 27 2011, 23:48

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 27 2011, 23:34) *
A gamer bride as a girlfriend and some WoW nerd as a father-in-law, I do really start to envy Carver.

Dude, you're an politician. Just hire a "professional" to "take care of things".

There are two ways you can interpret that statement. Either's good.

Posted by: pMASTER May 27 2011, 23:59

Basically, you're saying that everybody has their price. That's an awesome thought.

Posted by: Wittmann May 28 2011, 00:18

If pMaster is ever elected to an office I would like to run an experiment.

As a public servant we have a running joke that the show "Yes, Minister" is actually a reality series.

The part I want to check with pMaster is the other running joke - that if you get a politician and a public/civil servant in the same room and have them watch Yes, Minister they will both laugh... at different times.


So last night I went round to some friends for dinner. One of their number is in Melbourne and comes home today. Naturally we felt we should show him how much we missed him. Small bedroom + 400 balloons = fun times. I cannot wait to see his face.

Posted by: D@V May 28 2011, 00:41

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 27 2011, 23:59) *
Basically, you're saying that everybody has their price. That's an awesome thought.


Oh. Three ways, then.

My mistake. happy.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 28 2011, 00:45



My Kingdom of Bavaria has a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJmjWRycUB4&feature=related, by the way. If it hadn't, someone needed to create a new country only for giving this marvelous piece of epic music the appropriate place.

Posted by: JdB May 28 2011, 00:50

QUOTE(Indigo @ May 27 2011, 23:45) *
and my dads not gay, how would I be here if he were? tongue.gif Carvers more gay than my dad tongue.gif


A fluke.

"Don't ask, don't tell."

You're adopted, you just don't know it yet.

Your mother met your father, got him drunk, 3 months later they had a shotgun-wedding.


I hope that has started making you worried. There are thousands of possibilities naughty.gif

Posted by: Indigo May 28 2011, 15:57

QUOTE(JdB @ May 28 2011, 00:50) *
A fluke.

"Don't ask, don't tell."

You're adopted, you just don't know it yet.

Your mother met your father, got him drunk, 3 months later they had a shotgun-wedding.
I hope that has started making you worried. There are thousands of possibilities naughty.gif


I think I may be adopted anyways tongue.gif my parents.blood typw is o positive, im a rh negative tongue.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 28 2011, 16:01

Deal with it! cool.gif

On a sadder note, I just heard that a German general might have been killed in action in Afghanistan today. W-T-F. The west suffers too much losses for that forsaken part of the world.

Posted by: Mark-HH May 28 2011, 23:12

Beeb says he was only injured opposed to the Afghan police chief that was killed in the blast.

Posted by: pMASTER May 29 2011, 01:22

Good that he survived. I'm afraid my government might have considered to pull out if such a high ranking officer had fallen.

Posted by: Toadball May 29 2011, 07:37

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 27 2011, 23:59) *
Basically, you're saying that everybody has their price. That's an awesome thought.


It's all about greasing palms and breaking legs smile.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 29 2011, 22:03

pMASTER has hidden some very bad puns among his posts. The first person to find them shall receive a colon carcinoma in formaldehyde.

Posted by: D@V May 29 2011, 23:35

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 29 2011, 22:03) *
pMASTER has hidden some very bad puns among his posts. The first person to find them shall receive a colon carcinoma in formaldehyde.


I think you were looking for "Mike Hunt", Litoris isn't a real last name tongue.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 30 2011, 12:26

So, whereto do you want me to send the jar?

Posted by: Deadeye May 30 2011, 13:56

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 13:26) *
So, whereto do you want me to send the jar?

Don't forget the jad ! Oh god I'm such a nerd biggrin.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 30 2011, 13:57

It seems so, 'cause I have no idea what the fark you're talking about.

Posted by: D@V May 30 2011, 16:57

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 12:26) *
So, whereto do you want me to send the jar?


Leave it on a shelf in your nearest supermarket. If you could add a label that says "finest ham" on it and a "0.99p reduced to clear" tag too, that'd be peachy smile.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 30 2011, 16:59

Pff. Go ahead with that crap talking and I might actually do that, but also add a "Made in the United Kingdom" tag.

Posted by: D@V May 30 2011, 18:02

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 16:59) *
Pff. Go ahead with that crap talking and I might actually do that, but also add a "Made in the United Kingdom" tag.


I don't see what you could possibly hope to achieve with that. Make people think you're English? We'd be even then, everyone thinks I'm German tongue.gif

Posted by: pMASTER May 30 2011, 18:15

ZITAT(D@V @ May 30 2011, 19:02) *
I don't see what you could possibly hope to achieve with that.
Now that you're saying I'm wondering about that one, too.
ZITAT(D@V @ May 30 2011, 19:02) *
Make people think you're English? We'd be even then, everyone thinks I'm German tongue.gif
I understand you're black-bearded, olive-skinned and your name is Khaled?

Posted by: D@V May 30 2011, 21:41

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 30 2011, 18:15) *
I understand you're black-bearded, olive-skinned and your name is Khaled?

Controversial! ohmy.gif

Actually I'm sort tempered and can't find a situation funny unless someone's getting hurt. You have to understand we're still a bit behind on profiling over here, haven't moved onto the new German stereotype yet tongue.gif

Posted by: Wittmann May 31 2011, 10:30

wub.gif Melbourne.

Pity it was a work trip. Fun times trip at the end of June.

Posted by: pMASTER Jun 4 2011, 09:47

biggrin.gif My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is.

Wow. I feel so awefully important now.

Posted by: Rewan Jun 4 2011, 13:42

CITATION(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 10:47) *
biggrin.gif My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is.

Wow. I feel so awefully important now.


*Ding*

PeeMaster just won a Level
Strength +3
Charisma +17
Ego + 50
Stamina + 50




stupid.gif

Posted by: JdB Jun 4 2011, 15:47

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 10:47) *
biggrin.gif My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is.

Wow. I feel so awefully important now.


He's just worried you will be able to sue the federal government for hazardous working conditions leading to your present illness (it's complete rubbish, but if it enables you to live as a millionaire for the rest of your life at the expense of the German taxpayer, it might just be interesting to look into naughty.gif )

Posted by: pMASTER Jun 4 2011, 15:57

Sometimes you come up with some pretty bright ideas. For a Dutchman, that is.

Posted by: Deadeye Jun 4 2011, 15:58

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 10:47) *
biggrin.gif My president wrote me a personal letter to wish me a speedy recovery... The German Federal President, that is.

Wow. I feel so awefully important now.




That is a pretty awesome gesture from Mr. Wulff.

Posted by: pMASTER Jun 4 2011, 16:00

Well, you should've seen the mail delivery guy's face. happy.gif

Posted by: Deadeye Jun 4 2011, 16:10

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 4 2011, 17:00) *
Well, you should've seen the mail delivery guy's face. happy.gif

Like this ?


Posted by: D@V Jun 4 2011, 17:23

Eye Why no? weirdsmiley.gif

Posted by: Elliot Carver Jun 5 2011, 01:07

hey guys we all alright? reading the front page seems like we all got raptured? unsure.gif

gunna go rape google for gnus! brb

Posted by: pMASTER Jun 5 2011, 01:35

ohmy.gif Rape?

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