You can only really do that once, though. So if he doesn't learn his lesson, you'd need to think of something similar, like replacing his big toe with a spoon, which isn't nearly as bad. If you start with the crown jewels you can't really do anything worse, can you?

You've foiled my plot to have you kick his nuts to a mash. Sigh.Replace schlong with Leatherman? Why, that's what I call ingenuity. Plus you get a lot of attention if you're asked to tighten a screw and the first thing you do is to unzip your pants.

lol well with a love for masochistic cbt and an addiction to wannabe 14 year old pop stars i could catch Katy Perry on the rebound

Well, it's the last eve of 2011 then. Go to hell you cuntwad of a year.

Here here!

Happy near year guys! Just think, this next year 2012 were going to see a new candidate for the American Elections, Ipad and Iphone 3, London Olympics, The launch of the first Queen Elizabeth class supercarrier, The UK's JSF begins testing and of course 90% of ARMA III will be released (the other 10% will be implemented in sporadic patches over the following 3 years)

Amen brother, amen.

Don't forget the apocalypse!

Frankly, I kinda hope the world does end in 2012, albeit sooner than December, that way I won't have to put up with all this doomsday talk

(Just to fuel the conspiracy nuts: The only way the Mayans could have known when the world would end is if reality is in fact just a virtual reality created by the machines who now rule the world, and they were in on it!)

Wow, I still remember my password. How are you mates?

All the better for being in the new year! I think. I'll see when I wake up. What's it like Witty?

...it's like someone had too much wodka.

Delicious regret.

Mead! Lots of it.
Happy New Year...

Happy new year folk, would have posted last night but had an important appointment with some friends and a Mr. Daniels and Koppaberg that required my attention



Oh sh*te, the argies are coming! Get the harriers...oh wait...

Prepare the Typhoons.

I can just imagine an Argentinian rupert laughing as he watches some TA part timers digging a sand yellow Mastiff out the bog in port stanley XD At least we know our Seakings, Type 42's, Scimitarts and 110s will work there seeing as we took them last time
If we let a war drag on for 4 - 5 years we could get a carrier down there just in time to agree a ceasefire!

Just out of curiosity, is there any significant tourism about the Falklands? I'd sure love to go there one day.

I'd say that's ridiculously optimistic. Add another decade on. Unless of course we were to buy all our Harriers back from the USMC. I wouldn't count on any Astute class making the trip any time soon either.


"The islands have become a regular port of call for the growing market of cruise ships with more than 36,000 visitors in 2004.[99] Attractions include the scenery and wildlife conservation with penguins, seabirds, seals and sealions, as well as visits to battlefields, golf, fishing and wreck diving."

There you are sir, straight off Wiki.

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Well, thanks... I guess?

Alternatively we could just politely remind them we've got enough nuclear weapons to destroy their entire country, and probably a good bit of Chile too. It'd be an accident, of course, you know, just like how the Chilean radar accidentally got turned off for maintenance when Argentina invaded the last time.

Wreck diving on the Belgrano? ^^
Also save a nuke for the french ... stop them selling anti-shipping ordnance behind our backs again!