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Jul 16 2011, 23:54
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Hey hey hey! Who is really wuvvyable in this place? Let's face it, we're a hord of sodding rotten-minded nerds with too much time on our hands. As if that wasn't bad enough, some of you are actually island apes! No soppyness. If we let people say stuff like that, we'll be up to our balls in people fawning over "wuvvable kittens" by the end of the week! -------------------- |
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Jul 17 2011, 00:27
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Who is really wuvvyable in this place? Let's face it, we're a hord of sodding rotten-minded nerds with too much time on our hands. As if that wasn't bad enough, some of you are actually island apes! You say that as if it's a bad thing... you must be one of them! I bet you've got an entire hard disk full of pictures of cats dressed up in all manner of outfits that you're just itching to expose us to... well not on my watch! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 17 2011, 00:55
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
No I haven't! Never got what's supposed to be so adorable about cats ANYWAY!
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Jul 17 2011, 01:08
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
-------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Jul 17 2011, 02:03
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
A notice for all people who dislike socialism and it's braindead followers.
I've always hated U2, and loved the Who, and now I know why -------------------- |
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Jul 17 2011, 04:49
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
I dunno why I'm here, but I'm drunk....ask me any question and i will answer it truthfully when I'm sober...I swear to the spagetti monster !
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Jul 17 2011, 12:04
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
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Jul 17 2011, 12:45
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ARCP Winner 2007 Group: Members Posts: 263 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Lake District, England Member No.: 100 |
-------------------- OFP/Arma addict turned forum lurker.
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Jul 17 2011, 15:30
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
I'm no fan of socialism...or any government that allows free will for that matter...but The Star...really?! I mean come on...can we not add that to the list of banned sites, wouldn't wipe my arse with that piece of trash.
This post has been edited by Toadball: Jul 17 2011, 15:31 -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Jul 17 2011, 18:13
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Speaking of politics, I've been confirmed as my party's acting County Whip today. With 100% of all votes. Huzzah.
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Jul 18 2011, 03:01
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Now you keep them in order. Make them go to caucaus! Chase those politicians!
Being a whip can be fun - especially at the times you are allowed to drop tact and diplomacy and simply cajole and threaten for an important event or vote. So in 20 years when you are the big man do I get honorary German citizenship so I can come and leave as I please simply to sit in your office, quaff wine and brandy with you and chortle at the plans you have? -------------------- |
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Jul 18 2011, 08:22
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Sure thing, my good Sir.
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Jul 18 2011, 09:57
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Me too?
Can I mister? Can I please? I've been practising my evil laugh and everything! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 18 2011, 11:56
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Why yes, you're all welcome my goodfellas. I shall form a shadow cabinet out of my most loyal trustees.
In the other news, I just took my final exams. During a Chemotherapy. 1.9 out of 6 (with 1 being the best). Fuck me, I'm a true killer. -------------------- |
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Jul 18 2011, 15:15
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
Why yes, you're all welcome my goodfellas. I shall form a shadow cabinet out of my most loyal trustees. In the other news, I just took my final exams. During a Chemotherapy. 1.9 out of 6 (with 1 being the best). Fuck me, I'm a true killer. Final Abitur mark? 1,9 is pretty sweet, congratulations -------------------- |
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Jul 18 2011, 16:29
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Why yes, you're all welcome my goodfellas. I shall form a shadow cabinet out of my most loyal trustees. In the other news, I just took my final exams. During a Chemotherapy. 1.9 out of 6 (with 1 being the best). Fuck me, I'm a true killer. Do you mean shadow cabinet as in "opposition party" or shadow cabinet as in "league of evil"? 'Cause I'm only interested in the second one. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 18 2011, 17:05
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Of course I was referring to the latter. Who wants to be in an opposition party anyway. There is no world supremacy to be gained from opposition, after all.
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Jul 19 2011, 03:33
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
I do have a pretty sweet evil cackle and can rub my hands with malicious glee.
And I am growing the goatee back... I think I am prepped for evil. After drinking. First much drinking. -------------------- |
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Jul 19 2011, 09:02
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Jolly good. With my Taliban-rising full beard, we shall be prepared then.
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Jul 19 2011, 09:06
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
At work till late. Everyone else that should be on is off sick. So bored. ><
Full beard never suited me so well... I like the smooth cheeks. -------------------- |
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