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 Nov 29 2012, 01:28
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 Hipster addonmaker  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10  |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Nov 29 2012, 00:27)  "'No' means 'no'!" - "But she didn't say 'no'!" "'She' is a GOAT!!!" Take the Welsh approach, D@V£ can tell you all about it. Basically in a legal sense "baa" means everything from "yes" to "no" 
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Nov 29 2012, 16:09
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I'd say something derogative and stereotypical about the Dutch in response to that, but whatever would I do? Accuse you of dancing in your clogs while watching windmill porn? It'd be like setting a mentally handicapped child's pony on fire while they watch from their wheelchair (because they're also physically handicapped).
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Nov 29 2012, 18:21
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Mr. Argentina 2012  Group: Newshound Posts: 498 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Argentina Member No.: 1,502 |
I leave you alone for two seconds and you all start talking about banging sheeps, goats and handicapped children.
That's why we don't have new members. This post has been edited by Benoist: Nov 30 2012, 21:53 |
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Nov 29 2012, 18:37
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Riddle me this, why would a power lead just stop working, when the fuse is perfectly fine!?
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 29 2012, 20:01
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
The answer is: 42.
QUOTE(Benoist @ Nov 29 2012, 18:21) That's why we don't have new members. Defamation! Lies!!
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Nov 30 2012, 01:52
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Benoist @ Nov 29 2012, 18:21) That's why we don't have new members. There are new members. There are however no new members that dare to enter the minefield that is this topic 
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Nov 30 2012, 02:28
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
So what? Why would we even want to have the faint of heart among us?
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Nov 30 2012, 02:38
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Nov 30 2012, 01:28) So what? Why would we even want to have the faint of heart among us? Thin the herd, find those without weak hearts, and then steal their hearts! Not in a metaphorical lovey-dovey way, neither. I mean LITERALLY steal their hearts. Look, I'm going to frank, it's one of the few organs I only have one of and I kinda feel I've somehow been robbed by the genetic lottery. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 30 2012, 02:51
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 30 2012, 02:38) it's one of the few organs I only have one of and I kinda feel I've somehow been robbed by the genetic lottery. At this rate most of our livers are going to be due for replacement within the next few years as well 
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Nov 30 2012, 20:44
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
I can vouch for the f*cked handicapped children tho they don't seem to be having much effect on my liver?
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Nov 30 2012, 20:44
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Double posting - like being caught with your pants down in a school assembly
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Dec 1 2012, 00:23
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Since my scholarly piece on gangbang pornography I have taken myself for the most weird member on this board... hereby I shall, ungrudgingly, concede my crown to you.
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Dec 2 2012, 12:40
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 29 2012, 17:37) Riddle me this, why would a power lead just stop working, when the fuse is perfectly fine!? Magic...gotta be. QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Nov 30 2012, 19:44) Double posting - like being caught with your pants down in a school assembly Question, what would you have been doing at assembly with your pants down in the first place? See I only ask as where I grew up, school assemblies were kinda crowded, nor were they in the kind of place you'd normally have your pants down in, I may be suffering from a sheltered country up bringing but this does seem a little odd. :| This post has been edited by Toadball: Dec 2 2012, 12:40 -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Dec 2 2012, 23:00
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
 My sound system broke down, one speaker is entirely silent. God I hate this, I can take it for granted that every three months I've got to replace a broken electronic device.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Dec 3 2012, 01:48
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Construct a complex array of diodes, pistons and marbles that will deform the waveforms produced by your mono-speaker to create full 3D sound. I command it.
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Dec 3 2012, 13:13
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
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Dec 4 2012, 19:16
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Woman: Has 433 different dresses in her wardrobe, goes "I don't know what to wear."
pMASTER: Has 433 mp3s in his music folder, goes "I don't know what to listen to." -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Dec 4 2012, 19:39
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
So, you're saying you don't have any trouble deciding on a dress to wear?
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Dec 4 2012, 19:54
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
Listen to the one that i bought you ... yes that one thats 3 sizes too small and makes you butt poke under the skirt
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Dec 4 2012, 20:35
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
It's a good thing that "Chancellor" is an indeterminate gender word just like "Andi"
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