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Posted by: pMASTER Oct 10 2008, 09:27

Same deal. Let's not get depressions because of this http://forum.armedassault.info/index.php?showtopic=2690, so post things you do like!


Posted by: Deadeye Oct 10 2008, 09:27

He's doing it again.... rolleyes.gif . Murderer !

Posted by: D@V£ Oct 10 2008, 09:28

Alcohol!

Snacks!

Posted by: pMASTER Oct 10 2008, 09:43

QUOTE(Deadeye @ Oct 10 2008, 10:27) *
He's doing it again.... rolleyes.gif . Murderer !


Posted by: JynX Oct 10 2008, 11:22

Beans on toast + Koppaber + a good zombie movie smile.gif

Posted by: TheVipersFang Oct 10 2008, 12:32

Bacon sandwich!

...and hearing the sound of a Rolls Royce Merlin purring as a Spitfire prepares to take off for an air display wub.gif

Oh and Star Wars worship.gif

Posted by: Red Square Monkey Oct 10 2008, 18:07


Posted by: Helping Hand Oct 10 2008, 23:38

  1. Robyn and Charlotte sweatingbullets.gif
  2. Steam Trains
  3. Oreos
  4. Pepsi Max
  5. Driving around with my cousin
  6. Company of Heroes
  7. Photoshop
  8. Glenn Miller!

Posted by: pMASTER Oct 11 2008, 10:12

I hold the Oreos and raise with de Beukalaer sandwich cookies!


Posted by: Daniel Oct 15 2008, 23:26

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Oct 10 2008, 09:27) *
  • Incubus' Morning View album. It's so chilled out!

Oh. Hell. Yes. happy.gif

Posted by: Blackscorpion Oct 16 2008, 16:20

(could've sworn I wrote this 9 hours ago)

-Hols
-Laptop
-VS Fashion Show at 720p
-Bed

Posted by: D@V£ Oct 16 2008, 16:29

Watching fat and/or drunk people fall over.

Actually, watching anyone fall over is pretty funny. But it becomes hilarious if they're fat or drunk I guess!

Damaging to peoples self esteem? Maybe... maybe... but Humour relies upon a victim. There's an essay I read on it somewhere. If people didn't suffer the world wouldn't be a very funny place at all! ohmy.gif

Posted by: Helping Hand Oct 16 2008, 18:00

- Women finding ways to make me laugh ohmy.gif
- Belgian waffles

Posted by: Deadeye Oct 17 2008, 12:20

Self-made pizza. Simply great !

Posted by: Helping Hand Oct 17 2008, 18:20

- Finishing college for the weekend.
- D@V£'s quirkiness...

Posted by: pMASTER Oct 17 2008, 18:58

- Conversations with D@V£

- Thor Commandersson blink.gif

- Seether

Posted by: JynX Oct 20 2008, 10:29

First coffee on a monday morning, nothing can beat it. wub.gif

Posted by: D@V£ Oct 20 2008, 10:55

Suicide attack with two minutes left to go and no better chance of victory! biggrin.gif

...I'll level with you, I'm a sucker for a good/ridiculous battlecry... My personal favourite is "I'M BRIAN BLESSED! HELLO!"

(Yeah, wait until you've got 20 madmen bearing down on you screaming it at the top of their lungs with no regard for their own personal safety, then tell me that it's preposterous)

Posted by: brataccas Oct 20 2008, 22:27

I like iced tea, bhangra, kisses and lots of other strange stuff blues.gif

Posted by: Gunslinger Oct 22 2008, 22:32

Curves

Posted by: Benoist Nov 23 2008, 21:39

Eating a sandwich of cheese and salami with black bread.

Posted by: Elliot Carver Nov 24 2008, 02:37



College parties salut.gif

Posted by: D@V£ Nov 24 2008, 11:45

QUOTE
Dave says:
Is that one on the left a dude or a chick? weirdsmiley.gif
Mark says:
Dude
Mark says:
weirdsmiley.gif
Mark says:
On closer inspection I'm not sure
Mark says:
Ask Luke.


So... pray tell, is that one on the left a dude or a chick? ohmy.gif

Posted by: Deadeye Nov 24 2008, 11:59

Nice pic Carver? But why Black and White? Also why does one of these lads wear a crown? Questions over questions

Posted by: Helping Hand Nov 24 2008, 12:12

B&W Offers better definition than colour... Also it's not a lad with the Tiara mellow.gif

Posted by: Deadeye Nov 24 2008, 12:15

I'm sorry, I thought lad was depicted from ladie, but also commonly used by males in english speaking countries. Must have been wrong

Posted by: Benoist Nov 24 2008, 16:08

QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Nov 23 2008, 22:37) *
[im]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v473/114/29/542220322/n542220322_4739222_4798.jpg[/img]

College parties salut.gif

x2

For me:
Last day of school.

Posted by: pMASTER Nov 24 2008, 17:01

Nights.

Oh really. It's all quiet and peaceful and nobody bothers you with their stupidity. smile.gif

Posted by: D@V£ Nov 24 2008, 17:27

QUOTE(Deadeye @ Nov 24 2008, 10:59) *
Nice pic Carver? But why Black and White? Also why does one of these lads [sic] wear a crown? Questions over questions


We're a monarchy! It's one of our few exports! ohnoo.gif

So much in fact, that we've begun counterfeiting royals. It's all a huge scam really. You see, the Americans, they love a good royal, it makes them feel secure in their belief that England is some kind of fairytale kingdom land with the elves and dwarves and that.

Makes millions. In fact, it's probably the only thing allowing us to continue our exploitation of our countries other natural resources: Fish and Chips! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Elliot Carver Nov 24 2008, 20:10

haha if you havnt guessed its the girl in the middles 18th b'day night. Both lovely ladies are in the graphics group at college.
Yeah id just like to make things clear by saying that the person on the left is infact a butt ugly butch lesbian with a AA cup on her 6th pint of cider which might explain the mistaken identity of a man...

dance.gif

also id like to point out that this is a **** picture of me ... infact what the **** did i post it in the first place....****ing cider happy.gif

Posted by: Blackscorpion Dec 5 2008, 16:23

Holidays, after few weeks in the forest... it had nice things also, though (EOD training with engineers and explosives, Hornets buzzing around), but still... and the promotion.

Posted by: Benoist Dec 12 2008, 16:00

Finishing (again) Chrono Trigger. Ah... That's a game! And it has the best soundtrack also.

Even when the are like midis.

Posted by: Helping Hand Dec 12 2008, 17:59

Free Breakfast Sub from Subway with a Coffee biggrin.gif

Posted by: JynX Dec 13 2008, 22:46

Foot long, cheese, ham, bacon, roast chicken, steak and BBQ sauce in italian bread, toasted obviously. Courtesy of subway. Bloody good stuff

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Dec 15 2008, 11:35

QUOTE(JynX @ Dec 13 2008, 21:46) *
Foot long, cheese, ham, bacon, roast chicken, steak and BBQ sauce in italian bread, toasted obviously. Courtesy of subway. Bloody good stuff


i know were not supposed to post just smiley responces, but :- ohnoo.gif

Posted by: D@V£ Dec 15 2008, 13:12

Getting 1.2MiB/s download speeds from the site biggrin.gif

(I remeber when it took me almost an entire day to download CSLA2! CSLA3 only took 10 minutes! ohnoo.gif )

Posted by: da rat Dec 15 2008, 21:55

Passing your driving test! biggrin.gif

Posted by: JynX Dec 15 2008, 22:06

*aplause*

Finishing your Exams

Posted by: D@V£ Dec 19 2008, 01:18

Taking apart electronic devices to get out all the cool gubbins inside! biggrin.gif

(Gubbins! I love that word too! biggrin.gif )




(Yeah... I guess I'm a geek sad.gif )

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 26 2009, 23:49

Schwip Schwap.

It's a mix of cola and orange, made by Pepsi. Not sold abroad, as far as I know.

Posted by: Helping Hand Jan 27 2009, 00:08

We get coke and lemon here instead I guess.

Posted by: Gunslinger Jan 27 2009, 05:27

having two monitors (im starting to get a headache from it)

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 27 2009, 14:04

QUOTE(Helping Hand @ Jan 27 2009, 00:08) *
We get coke and lemon here instead I guess.
blink.gif That's weird!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Jan 28 2009, 19:10

Never seen coke/Pepsi with orange here... as with most soda, always with lemon if there's something.

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 28 2009, 19:18



Schwip Schwap is marvelous!

Posted by: pMASTER Feb 19 2009, 18:33

Lovely: A movie in director's cut version. It gives you a feeling like you watch a totally new movie.

Posted by: Deadeye Mar 20 2009, 14:17

The self made Gyros Pita I'm going to eat now !

Posted by: JynX Mar 22 2009, 15:02

short notice Job offers, will be 200 quid up come Monday smile.gif

Posted by: Blackscorpion Mar 26 2009, 10:13

Broke full numbers yesterday... 99 days left. About third of that hols. And on holidays from yesterday evening 'till Sunday.

Posted by: BigglesTrevor Mar 26 2009, 11:22

dandylion and burdock!!!!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Apr 4 2009, 22:15

http://www.northcoastbrewing.com/beer-redSeal.htm. And a pint.

'nuff said.

Posted by: pMASTER May 22 2009, 21:50

Pain.


No, I am no masochist. But I try to get into shape again and ran 10 kilometres today. My legs hurt a hell but despite the pain I can lean back now, clap myself on the back and say "I've made it".

Posted by: Benoist May 23 2009, 02:57

That's not *pain*, that's another thing.

And yes, I too love to finish excercing (normaly I do push ups, so I'm in the ground) and stay there for a few minutes realizing that:
A) I suck;
cool.gif f*ck, I can't move

Posted by: JynX May 23 2009, 05:34

As far as exercise goes:
1)finding out I can do 90% of the Kun Gek Do drills i remember whilst holding 10-15kg in each hand
2)still able to meet army minimum requirements in press ups and sit ups

should find out how far i can run while i'm down south.

Oh and on a gaming note:
nothing quite as good as getting 27 kills : 7 deaths in a game i'm normally toasted in regularly (America's Army) and having a bloke warn people not to go up against me smile.gif

Posted by: Wittmann May 23 2009, 08:15

60 kills with a DP28 in Red Orchestra in a single round last night, that was fun happy.gif

Posted by: AndreAce May 26 2009, 09:57

I. To straighten someones spinal column successfully & taking his pain away.

II.The first espresso & cigarrette of the day. Malajn.gif

III.Comming home after work and finding no dead animal in the garden(good doggy,niiice doggy...!)so I do not
have to explain to the neighbourhood kids what has happened to their kitty or rabbit...

Posted by: pMASTER May 26 2009, 18:49

That sounds like you would earn your living as a hitman.

Posted by: AndreAce May 26 2009, 19:37

QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 26 2009, 19:49) *
That sounds like you would earn your living as a hitman.


That was close.People give me money for feeling bad first but later they are fine happy.gif and I have the pleasure(not allways) to watch & touch half-naked women 4 days a week & getting money for this,too...(but I am not a pink movie director or callboy)

Posted by: pMASTER May 26 2009, 19:59



Malajn.gif

Posted by: AndreAce May 26 2009, 23:07

lol nice one thumbsup.gif Guess I need to offer this.

It is more like that:


Posted by: pMASTER May 26 2009, 23:51

Awww how cute. A massager is about to enrich our humble rows! tongue.gif


wink.gif Just kidding. Welcome to the forums, by the way.

Posted by: Wittmann May 27 2009, 08:29

Forum house rules;

Take your shoes off before coming in.
Don't leave doors open.
If you take something from the cupboard, replace it if you finish it.
Dont feed the D@VE.

Posted by: AndreAce May 27 2009, 15:24

Thank you,nice to be here biggrin.gif

But it's not masseur,it's physiotherapist...massage is kind of this:


Posted by: Benoist May 28 2009, 03:00

pMASTER sign...

Where is the rest of the beautiful German woman? happy.gif

Posted by: Blackbuck Jul 30 2009, 21:58

Frankie Sandford and Stephen Fry on the Buzzcocks xD

Posted by: Blackscorpion Jul 31 2009, 19:56

Internet is about 13 times faster than it should be/usually is...

Posted by: Deadeye Aug 5 2009, 17:38

a sofa is simply awesome !

Posted by: JynX Aug 5 2009, 18:35

I second that motion

Posted by: Blackscorpion Aug 6 2009, 18:15

Band Of Brothers... in Blu-Ray. Looks awesome, a bit of noise but very good details.

Posted by: LT. Drake Jackson Sep 21 2009, 01:08

QUOTE(Gunslinger @ Oct 22 2008, 18:32) *
Curves


Racetrack curves... yeah I understand you like that more than women. rofl.gif

Oh, yes, by the way:

Posted by: Blackscorpion Sep 25 2009, 11:48

Haircut... I look like a human instead of a POW again...

Posted by: Blackscorpion Oct 24 2009, 18:42

Pistols! As in centerfire, mil caliber pistols!

Also, less exciting but a nice change back to normal, going airsofting again.

Posted by: JynX Oct 25 2009, 04:24

Airsofting today biggrin.gif

(only down side is i've got to do this lab report before and after the days skirmishing)

Posted by: Blackscorpion Oct 27 2009, 19:12

Facebook has a language option for English (Pirate)! biggrin.gif

Posted by: LT. Drake Jackson Oct 28 2009, 22:08

QUOTE(Blackscorpion @ Oct 27 2009, 15:12) *
Facebook has a language option for English (Pirate)! biggrin.gif


Yeah... I tryed that last night...

Posted by: Deadeye Nov 2 2009, 18:09

How I met your Mother, Big Bang Theory and Californication !

Posted by: Blackbuck Nov 2 2009, 18:25

Big Bang Theory FTW! It's awesome =]

Posted by: Benoist Nov 2 2009, 20:03

You like that show? It's awful, it's WAY to simplistic, like "friends" or "Two and a Half Men".

Posted by: Blackbuck Nov 2 2009, 20:32

Which I also like.

Posted by: Deadeye Nov 2 2009, 21:18

QUOTE(Blackbuck @ Nov 2 2009, 20:32) *
Which I also like.

I do like those shows aswell smile.gif The War at Home is funny too !

Posted by: D@V£ Nov 14 2009, 22:36

Dutch Lager!

Your recommended daily maximum of alcohol in one can! tongue.gif (7.9%)

(And the amount it costs I'd expect nothing less... though that could just be the Spar being f*cking expensive... everything else seemed to cost twice as much as I'd normally pay...)

Posted by: D@V£ Nov 19 2009, 15:34

Packs of about 40 cookies for 50p! (~$0.83US/$0.55EU, and no, I'm not using that Eurodollar sign. The Aussies and Canucks don't use there own fancy lil' dollar symbol, and they're way cooler than you European types...)

Posted by: JynX Nov 19 2009, 17:24

What magical land did you procure such wonders from?! ohmy.gif

Posted by: D@V£ Nov 19 2009, 19:30

If I tell you, you'll plunder it leaving no cookies for me tongue.gif

Oh! Plundering, that's another one for the thread.

Posted by: pMASTER Nov 19 2009, 20:12

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?

blues.gif

In other words: the music of former aeons.

Posted by: Benoist Nov 20 2009, 02:43

f*ck yeah mate

That song is... there are no words for it.

Posted by: Wittmann Nov 20 2009, 11:06

Along with Waltzing Matilda, I Still Call Australia Home and Tenterfield Saddler, unofficial anthems biggrin.gif

Way better than 'Advance Australia Fair' anyway.

A comedian here actually redid the anthem to the tune of 'Working Class Man' for a joke...it's rather amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocfiPS1CZ-s

Not the Peter Allen version which is the best and original... but save an MP3 or cd it's hard to get that as he is long dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaCVjx6Ehmc

And this one is a HUGE hit in Australia with it's own drinking ritual... good old pub-rock from Cold Chisel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv24elfqC-I


Posted by: pMASTER Dec 17 2009, 22:56

A lovely thing: Danish Esrom cheese.

Yummy yummy yummy!

Posted by: Blackscorpion Dec 30 2009, 14:33

ArmA 2 is installing (after all!)... still need to see if it actually works, and to break into my Steam account... but... yay!

Posted by: JynX Jan 1 2010, 01:39

Look forward to dragging you across chernarus

Hogmany.

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 1 2010, 22:09

QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 1 2010, 01:39) *
Hogmany

QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 1 2010, 01:39) *
Hogmany
Note: these are two different posts in two different topics.

What gives...?

Posted by: Blackbuck Jan 1 2010, 23:00

It's both a good and bad time of the year smile.gif

Posted by: JynX Jan 11 2010, 17:55

What mark said, I dislike hogmany as people in Scotland make far to big a deal out of it when it is essentially just us going round the sun once more, tbh birthdays are a tad more important than our need to reassure ourselve we are still indeed in the suns orbit.

the good side: Free booze from the folks and the few people I've not managed to piss of the previous year.

Posted by: Deadeye Jan 11 2010, 19:57

parents' Benz + Autobahn + less Traffic = w00t.gif

Posted by: JynX Jan 11 2010, 20:12

There are no words to describe how jealous I am of you...really.


Lucky barstool tongue.gif

Posted by: Deadeye Jan 16 2010, 19:16

QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 11 2010, 20:12) *
There are no words to describe how jealous I am of you...really.
Lucky barstool tongue.gif

Don't wine...become German ! I'll help you ! As a converted German you will receive a Mercedes/BMW/Audi and H&K weapon of your choice ! Sign up today !


On topic : Whiskey ! Been sober for a week now...but today it's Hammertime again.

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 17 2010, 20:58

Lovely: AIMP. It's so much better than Winamp.

Posted by: JynX Jan 18 2010, 00:23

Chinese food...'nuff said

Posted by: Blackscorpion Jan 18 2010, 18:51

Sniping in ACE. Found a 2 km totally flat area on Isla Duala... it's perfect!

Posted by: Benoist Jan 24 2010, 18:26

Arab food [shawarma being the best] and... I could get pMASTER hate with this one... Arab people.

Posted by: Blackbuck Jan 25 2010, 16:17

There is nothing wrong with the Arabs as a people. Just the ones that do naughty things and get the whole lot of them bad press as a result.

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 25 2010, 17:53

QUOTE(Benoist @ Jan 24 2010, 18:26) *
Arab food [shawarma being the best] and... I could get pMASTER hate with this one... Arab people.
Moron. rolleyes.gif
I've never said anything bad about the Arab people. I just despise their religiousness, and I'd despise yours as well if you were believing in the oldtestamentarian rules of the Bible.

Posted by: JynX Jan 26 2010, 15:57

A mates TV breaking and being loaned a PS3 until he gets it fixed tongue.gif

Posted by: Blackbuck Jan 26 2010, 16:01

What?! Oddness.

Posted by: D@V£ Jan 26 2010, 18:00

How convenient!

Maybe a little too convenient...

Posted by: Deadeye Jan 27 2010, 13:12

QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 26 2010, 15:57) *
A mates TV breaking and being loaned a PS3 until he gets it fixed tongue.gif

Full HD TV available? If yes... double the awesomeness !

A PS3 (or XBOX360 and maybe...only maybe a Wii) + 42" Full HD TV is on my shopping list for 2010 !

Posted by: JynX Jan 27 2010, 19:47

Sadly not got a good TV. Ironicly: Brother has our PS2 hooked up to my folks 42" HD TV

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 27 2010, 19:51

A truly lovely thing:

Dry-cured Salami. Yummy yummy yummy.

Posted by: Blackbuck Jan 27 2010, 20:10

Sounds nice indeed.

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 27 2010, 20:11

smile.gif

Posted by: D@V£ Jan 27 2010, 20:52

Someone told me salami was donkey... is it donkey? I always thought it was pork...

Whatever it is, it's delicious! ohnoo.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 27 2010, 21:08

Pur Porc, my good Sir.

Posted by: Benoist Jan 27 2010, 21:16

I have one on the fridge, and by seeing that picture now I have to eat a piece.

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 27 2010, 21:45

I ate a whole sausage and my gastrointestinal tract is starting to react correspondingly right now.

Posted by: Blackscorpion Jan 27 2010, 22:23

Mettwurst is part of my daily cuisine, so to speak... nearly always when available (I tend to have atleast half a pack - that'd be a few hundred grams - all the time), when eating bread it's butter and mettwurst on it. I also eat salami itself occasionally, as well as on pizza... very handy for outdoors trips besides beef jerky thanks to the high meat content and on the salami the fat, too.

Anyone else tasted the heavily smoked kinds or the ones made from elk, reindeer etc.?

Posted by: pMASTER Jan 27 2010, 23:33

Horse salami from Hungary.
It tastes pretty good actually if you can ignore your knowledge about the ingredients of horse sweat.

Posted by: Blackscorpion Jan 31 2010, 13:34

Mongols used to put their daily ration under their saddle... by the end of the day the horse sweat had marinaded the steak. "Yummy".



Back to the subject... learning how to use Mil-Dots.

Posted by: pMASTER Feb 9 2010, 12:46

Water melon soda. Good God, I need more of this stuff.

Posted by: michelsteeve Mar 30 2010, 12:34

Music, My games, Console and developing new applications.

Posted by: The Franconian May 31 2010, 16:23

Tuna Sandwiches. wub.gif

Posted by: pMASTER Nov 25 2010, 22:48

blink.gif

Martini d'Oro. To some, it's just a drink for pussies but I do really like it.

Posted by: Elliot Carver Nov 27 2010, 12:59

This:



its well tasty ^^

Posted by: Wittmann Nov 27 2010, 14:19

Bundaberg Crisp;

Queensland's famous rum, lime and soda. Loving it on a hot evening smile.gif

Also with Summer here, the trusty old hat is out. Nothing like a well worn in akubra.


Posted by: pMASTER Nov 27 2010, 15:10

Summer in November! Silly southern-hemisphere-inhabitants!

Posted by: Wittmann Nov 27 2010, 15:11

If I was in the snow I would not be able to wear my hat and drink rum mixers glare.gif

Posted by: Blackscorpion Nov 27 2010, 15:12

...why not? I've found a boonie somewhat useful in mild snow storms...

Oh, and if you come over, please bring me one of those. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Wittmann Nov 27 2010, 15:13

Perhaps next year, if not, the following.

Holiday planned for UK/Europe in June/July or else Canada in September. Then the next year I go to the other wink.gif

Add that to lovely things - a job that allows one to save enough for a much needed overseas holiday rather rapidly smile.gif

One cattleman or Coober Pedy hat for the Finn. My greatest feat in this hat was swimming whilst drinking a beer. In deep water. There are photos.

My old college hat, also wide brimmed rabbit fur felt, had similar escapades and is now a backup with many holes.

Posted by: pMASTER Nov 27 2010, 16:07

ZITAT(Wittmann @ Nov 27 2010, 15:11) *
If I was in the snow I would not be able to wear my hat and drink rum mixers glare.gif
No you would be able to do so. Because of the rum mixers. tongue.gif

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