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Aug 28 2014, 15:36
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Why? Because I don't want to live on this planet anymore, that's why!
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Aug 28 2014, 16:07
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#4702
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Hazzah all the posts!!
I think if any of us had the choice we'd all live in a place with no contact with the outside world. But I'd miss the internet too much. And games. :/ the choice is difficult. -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Aug 29 2014, 01:13
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#4703
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
A place with electricity, running water, fast internet and a lifelong stack of toiletpaper, preferably near the sea and with temperatures never going above 20 or below 5. Regular gourmet-food airdrops. A mobile brothel landing fortnightly.
Now, where to "acquire" the required funds...? Oi, Bill Gates! Charity work reduces tax liabilities! I'm a sick man. -------------------- |
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Aug 29 2014, 19:37
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
A place with electricity, running water, fast internet and a lifelong stack of toiletpaper, preferably near the sea and with temperatures never going above 20 or below 5. Regular gourmet-food airdrops. A mobile brothel landing fortnightly. Now, where to "acquire" the required funds...? Oi, Bill Gates! Charity work reduces tax liabilities! I'm a sick man. Don't you think Indigo and her 3 identical twin sisters would object to the competition? -------------------- |
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Sep 2 2014, 13:50
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#4705
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Hmm, it seems my fantasies of hot identical quadruplet Indigos have scared off the locals yet again
Edit: nvm, you're all probably too busy looking at naked pictures of Kate Upton This post has been edited by JdB: Sep 2 2014, 15:17 -------------------- |
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Sep 2 2014, 17:05
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Her rack isn't as big as I thought.
Then again Jennifer Lawrence's rack is bigger than I thought. Stupid selfie-takers and iSomething junkies. It's always nice to watch an asinine trend backfire. -------------------- |
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Sep 2 2014, 17:41
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Her rack isn't as big as I thought. Then again Jennifer Lawrence's rack is bigger than I thought. Stupid selfie-takers and iSomething junkies. It's always nice to watch an asinine trend backfire. Quite. The first time I'm happy with anything to do with Apple @JLaw: It's a source of proteïne when swallowed, applying it to your face doesn't work! -------------------- |
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Sep 2 2014, 18:14
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Oh I'd like to watch that nutrition advice footage you mentioned. Care to pm me a link? After all it's important for celebrities to be distinctly conscious of their role model function.
Moral of the story: be wary with what you put online. If you think I mean you, dear, it's because I do. -------------------- |
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Sep 3 2014, 16:56
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Hmm, it seems my fantasies of hot identical quadruplet Indigos have scared off the locals yet again Edit: nvm, you're all probably too busy looking at naked pictures of Kate Upton ..... How did you know?!?! That's terrifying. Haven't been able to find a link for the Jennifer Lawrence ones >< I can breathe again!! Stupid chest infections >< -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 3 2014, 17:40
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
..... How did you know?!?! That's terrifying. Haven't been able to find a link for the Jennifer Lawrence ones >< I can breathe again!! Stupid chest infections >< There's just too much there! Btw I've sent you a PM about ... chest -------------------- |
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Sep 3 2014, 18:49
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
And what about me? I asked first!
Do I have to grow a pair of tits to gain your attention? -------------------- |
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Sep 3 2014, 19:23
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
They ended up having to put me on some super antibiotics and Inhalers if it gets worse have to go to hospital for oxygen ><
And tits gets you everywhere pMaster -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 3 2014, 20:46
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Sep 3 2014, 20:49
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
I laughed so hard at that d@ve!
Hope your all well -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 3 2014, 20:52
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
And what about me? I asked first! Do I have to grow a pair of tits to gain your attention? Yep Ask Indigo, that is if she has finished doing what she started after she laid her eyes on some graphical material This post has been edited by JdB: Sep 3 2014, 20:53 -------------------- |
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Sep 3 2014, 21:00
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Don't mind me
I am a very happy girly indeed! (And not in that way I'm too ill to do stuff like that!) Hur hur hur. This post has been edited by Indigo: Sep 3 2014, 21:04 -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 3 2014, 21:05
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Don't mind me I am a very happy girly indeed! (And not in that way I'm too ill to do stuff like that!) Well in that case I think speak for everyone when I say that we all hope you get well soon -------------------- |
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Sep 3 2014, 21:09
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
Not quite sure if that's wishing me happy masturbating when I get better or genuine well wishes for getting better o.o
Edit: ignore me my brain is not fully functioning. This post has been edited by Indigo: Sep 3 2014, 21:10 -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 3 2014, 21:21
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Is there an Oscar for Best Receiving Actress?
If that's the receiving face she's going with she won't win yet but I can see the potential. Awwwww. Her parents must be so proud. And yes, that's schadenfreude right there. Narcism, meet reality! -------------------- |
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Sep 3 2014, 21:43
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
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