The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate. Options

[Blackhawk]

*Joins the battle, crouches and quickly accesses the situation, grabs a SA80 Susat off the ground. Walks forward to a tree, whips out his shovel and digs a Foxhole. Takes off his Mk.VI British Army Helmet and brews some nice Heinz Tomato soup*

[Blackbuck]

*Smells soup on the breeze*
*Wanders up to a vantage point*
*Takes OM50 off back and surveys an area where there is some smoke coming from*
*Zeroes in and watches*

[Blackhawk]

*Hears a rustling in the leafs, pokes his head out of his Foxhole and sees a glint from a Sniper Rifle Scope, in panic he jumps down and knocks the hot soup all over his lap, in pain, he screams out violently*

[Blackbuck]

Killflash my friend so don't really see that happening but oh well ^^

*Fires .50 Mk 211 at the Gas Cylinder of the stove*

*Watches the fireworks and egresses to a safe house unseen*

[Benoist]

*Keeps drinking his coffee*

[Blackhawk]

*Sits in his Foxhole wondering what to do, pulls out a claymore and places it in front of the Foxhole facing the hill where the Sniper was, covers it partially with leaves. Sits down and pulls out his I-pod, changes to the song "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias and thinks about home*

[Toadball]

*takes his pack, FA-MAS and an assortment of usefull gubbins.*
What's that brummy up to now.
*Whilst donning his respirator activates complex purge system flooding the underground tunnels and laboratories with Ricin gas leaving 2 hours until detonation of demolition charges to destroy it. leaves complex tout suite with his research*

[Blackbuck]

Bitch! It's like RE2, you're selling me out!

*Watches as a small boat comes to collect Andy at an abandoned pier*
*Loads a Mk 211 into the chamber of the Nemesis*
*Corrects for variables and fires as the boat is leaving the shore destroying part of the engine rendering the boat useless*
*Loads a magazine of M1022 into the Nemesis and picks off the Paradigm men on the boat leaving only Andy*
*Loads a further Mk 211 into the chamber and fires at a 45 Gal Fuel drum on the deck setting the boat alight*
*watches Andy dive overboard and swim back to shore*
*Slinks away into the darkness*

[Toadball]

*splutters out water and grumbles about unruly tenants over reacting to eviction notices*
"Cheeky sod didn't even pay rent!"
*pops bellow the water to retrieve the FA-MAS and the bag and returns to shore and settles down in a near by hut. Strips and cleans FA-MAS whilst inspecting bag contents*

[Blackscorpion]

Someone take away his sniper rifle or ammunition will ya?

(Can't recall anyone hiding in a bunker in Battle Royale)

*Respawns at a small open in a thick forest.*

Multicam parka with a Wasatch fitted with SAPI plates and a hydration bladder, loaded with ammo and other useful stuff. Kukri attached to the back, Ka-Bar on the shoulder strap. Heavy duty Legionnaire Cargos in CB. Leg holster with a .40 S&W version of Glock 18. A smaller Glock 27 directly attached to the vest.

*Picks up his rucksack and unties the CTAR-21 Tavor rifle. Inspects the chamber and barrel, finds no fouling and proceeds to load a magazine of 6.5 mm Grendel ammunition. Verifies the zero of the ACOG scope by firing off a few rounds into a tree and continues his journey.*

This post has been edited by Blackscorpion: Jul 14 2009, 14:38

[Blackbuck]

*reappears in a forest listening to A Fine Frenzy walks off into the forest looking for things*

[LT. Drake Jackson]

*He gets out of the forest full of really nice women*
*Finds Kenny Rogers being attack by ruskies*
*Takes two MK-48 with 200 round belts and go save Kenny (Who is drinking some car oil)*
*Makes a slow-motion move like Max Paine to the left side of him and kill 250 ruskies*
*He goes away walking slowly and litting up a cigarrete*

EDIT!!! Kenny Rogers is the main character of "Jack ass" look at it at youtube... So funny!

This post has been edited by LT. Drake Jackson: Sep 7 2009, 18:05

[Blackbuck]

*watches this odd sight through a pair of binoculars and casually walks away flicking the safety off his rifle*

[Toadball]

*leaves his shack with cup of coffee in hand and surivival knife in shoulder sheath*
Yay introspection!

[Blackbuck]

Oh noes the mad man is oot and aboot |:

*Sits in the ruins of a Castle eating dinner overlooking the surrounding area*

[Benoist]

*Manages to get out of The Hive and starts wandering*

[Blackbuck]

*Wanders through the forest with an ENVG on one eye keeping aware of his surroundings looking for prey*

[Blackbuck]

Mmm. Necrosis.

*Stumbles upon the Island's branch of the 'Post office'*
*Shoulders 'customised' RPG-7D and fires a fuel-air projectile through a window of said branch*
*Storms it with fragmentation grenades and automatic fire*
*Steals cash*
*Disappears*

[Toadball]

*wanders up to smouldering ruins and sets up a kettle to boil some water and cleans out mug and prepares some more coffee*

[Benoist]

*steps on a mine and he freezes*

*the mine doesn't detonate... for now*

*thinks: "for f*ck's sake!"*