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Posted on: Jun 23 2017, 22:42


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Jun 23 2017, 22:57) *
You're still alive? I was sure one of those car accidents would take you out eventually. tongue.gif


Just goes to show how far car construction has come since the early days. Back in the day those fender benders he specializes in would have meant death for everyone involved.
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Posted on: Jun 23 2017, 22:38


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I have the game on Steam, but I haven't actually installed it through that at the moment. I installed it with the installer and patched it manually. You just need your old OFP cd-key for it.

http://ofp.gamepark.cz/index.php?showthis=...amp;newlang=eng
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Posted on: May 30 2017, 00:48


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Is there a way to download my PMs on this forum? I tried the Archive function but it doesn't actually do anything ...
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Posted on: May 29 2017, 14:05


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QUOTE(Cervo @ May 29 2017, 11:45) *
Hey guys, nice to see that you're still there.
I did not log in since a so long time that I had to try 4 or 5 passwords to find which one was the good one. ^^
The OFPr.info site is maintained by gamepark.cz, i don't have any visibility on it and how long it will remain online, I'll just stop the ofpr.info domain name rental since I think it is quite useless now. Site domain is still ofp.gamepark.cz.


Thanks for the info! (And for keeping the site up for so long obviously!)

My password is easy to remember as it is a tribute to you *ahum* naughty.gif

The main reason I asked is because Jerry Hopper hosts the file server for the OFP site as well, so even if the site stays up it will make the links to downloads no longer work. I am working on a full torrent of the site's files so that people can use the old links from the newsposts and find the appropriate file(s) from the torrent. ofp.gamepark.cz will survive armedassault.info. I don't think many would have imagined that all those years ago cool.gif

OFP will never die!

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Posted on: May 28 2017, 21:44


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QUOTE(Old Bear @ May 28 2017, 22:40) *
My concern is only about Armed Assault.info.
I am unable to maintain and update the site any more.
That why I had ask Cervo to stop posting on the site.
I don't know anything about OFPr.info present and future, I just know that you take care of the site.
You must ask Cervo.


What do you mean by maintain and update the site? Is it actual database and software maintenance/updates or is it posting news?
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Posted on: May 28 2017, 20:57


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QUOTE(Old Bear @ May 28 2017, 17:40) *
Well, it's not End of Days but now we are coming to Armedassault.info End.

I am sorry to say that your playground will be closed soon as the site is going to a stop.
In coming days, I will post a "close" leaflet on the door.
Site will remain up as long as Jerry can help us to let it afloat, but it will switch to "read only" status as the forums.


Does this mean the same for OFPr.info?
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Posted on: May 23 2017, 01:25


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ May 12 2017, 07:24) *
Islamists don't belong into the category of "people" in my humble opinion "cockroaches", maybe. "Sexually transmittable diseases". But "people"? That's an insult to the human species. Even to a species that's spawned individuals like Donald Trump, Martin Shkreli, Justin Bieber or Claudia Roth.


Welcome to the Brown side of the Force Andi! thumbsup.gif
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Posted on: Apr 27 2017, 17:09


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QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 27 2017, 15:25) *
I went outside and there were victorian style barber shops everywhere. Everywhere. Like, you know those places that would normally be trashy tattoo parlours or sh*tty hipster " gourmet coffee bars"? They're all barber shops now.

Has the world been overtaken by some kind of weird shaving cult while I was hibernating? Should I invest in additional beard security?


Those same hipsters serving "coffee" are the one that are now serving "coffee" while cutting your hair.

Previously you needed proper training and paperwork to cut hair, but obviously hipsters are amazingly talented in everything so they don't need any of that. If a haircut fails it hasn't failed, it's just too radical for people to understand.

Darwindamn hippies! __furious.gif
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Posted on: Apr 20 2017, 15:59


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QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 20 2017, 16:02) *
Ok, Final Question: Do you consider dogs and/or pigs to be "unclean"?


I will ask the pork I am about to eat for advice on this matter.
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Posted on: Apr 20 2017, 14:10


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QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 20 2017, 14:02) *
I see, that's very interesting... coincidentally, how do you feel about polygamy? blues.gif


With the amount of sexual partners that the average person has had and the socially accepted practice of cheating polygamy is a bit of a moot point imo. Getting married is going out of fashion, but polygamy is very much alive, just now mostly without the actual ring on the finger.
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Posted on: Apr 19 2017, 16:16


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QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 19 2017, 02:38) *
So, you're saying you only approve of Abrahamic religions that acknowledges that existence of Jesus and followed his teachings, but reject the Roman Patriarchy (and it's successors)? blues.gif


Absolutely.
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Posted on: Apr 18 2017, 16:03


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QUOTE(D@V @ Apr 16 2017, 14:37) *
That Jesus guy likes to hark on about humility and such, but he expects us to have us celebrate his birthday and his rebirthday?


Jesus is ok, it's every asshole that thinks they can speak on his behalf that needs to just STFU.

QUOTE(pMASTER @ Apr 18 2017, 01:44) *
Unfortunately, I'm ill.


Nothing new there. You've been suffering from militant pacifism for decades rolleyes.gif
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Posted on: Mar 28 2017, 14:40


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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Mar 28 2017, 09:10) *
Holy f*ckmuppets, you're all still alive! I gave up checking this hell hole for awhile happy.gif

Who still pays the bill around here anyway? Is some host company steadily draining out Cervo's "emergency" slush fund account?


Cervo pays for the domain name, website also AFAIK with the exception of OFPr.info which is hosted by gamepark.cz. File servers were taken over by Jerry Hopper a few years back. That's the real money drain.
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Posted on: Mar 23 2017, 22:10


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QUOTE(D@V @ Mar 23 2017, 18:41) *
Oh. I can't do that, I don't actually have a computer. I just do all this forum stuff by mail. unsure.gif

I guess I could just get a fork and shove it into a wall socket, then use my own body to bridge the circuit between the fork and the USB port? Would that work? boppin2.gif


Why do you even have electricity? tiredsmiley.gif
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Posted on: Mar 23 2017, 17:45


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QUOTE(D@V @ Mar 23 2017, 12:56) *
Great! I need one of those to stuff full of explosives and send to my enemies! boppin2.gif


Plug it in just to be sure that it works wink.gif
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Posted on: Mar 23 2017, 01:16


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Guess what we are getting you for your birthday D@V: That's right, a USB hard drive! drunk.gif
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Posted on: Mar 22 2017, 14:52


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 22 2017, 03:48) *
Icicles make for a perfect murder weapon. They're easy to handle (with gloves, which should you be wearing throughout your endeavour anyway), they're stabby, they're going melt away in the sun! A self-destructing murder weapon! Am I really the first person to have considered the practical use of icicles for your murderous needs? Can't be.


I'm fairly certain that the cold would affect the wound tissue. Also in a lab an abundance of H2O is going to show.
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Posted on: Mar 19 2017, 17:07


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QUOTE(Flyer @ Mar 19 2017, 10:33) *
Well, I guess you did not foresee that orange persiflage of president in 2017... --> So Zombie would be the correct answer for the new presidential term


No, short-tempered clowns were obviously not considered for the poll.
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Posted on: Mar 19 2017, 02:01


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 19 2017, 01:56) *
Now why would I do such a thing?


Keeping up with forum standards naughty.gif
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Posted on: Mar 18 2017, 22:41


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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 18 2017, 22:19) *
mellow.gif


Don't give me that, you're the person that didn't respond to any of us for several months! glare.gif

I suppose you will blame something trivial like a terminal illness? tiredsmiley.gif
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Posted on: Jan 20 2017, 17:34


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It's been a pleasure knowing you all except for D@V.

Just thought I'd say that just before the Hot tempered Lunatic in Command is sworn in ohnoo.gif
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Posted on: Jan 12 2017, 17:17


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Happy birthday you closet socialist! drunk.gif
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Posted on: Jan 5 2017, 22:11


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Andiiiiiiiiiiii!?!

Someone should go tell him that the terrorist attack in Berlin hasn't caused a civil war and so he can come out of his Werwolf dugout ...
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Posted on: Jan 2 2017, 17:25


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QUOTE(D@V @ Jan 1 2017, 01:11) *
And a happy year, new or otherwise!


My new year is second hand.


Happy 2004 2008 2017!
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Posted on: Dec 25 2016, 00:57


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QUOTE(D@V @ Dec 24 2016, 11:49) *
Merry Christmas, you damn impatient continentals! Couldn't wait just one more day to open your presents, huh? yammer.gif


We don't open our presents until the morning of the 25th tiredsmiley.gif

I wonder why the Crown Prince of Bavaria is so quiet. Guessing he snuck off to enjoy a tax payer subsidized ski trip naughty.gif

--------------------

Rather than boring mundane Christmas greetings I've made something that at least fulfils three primary holiday requirements.



^ Just click it ^
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