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> The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate.
Blackbuck
post Apr 29 2007, 10:31
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The whole point is to make it last as long as possible so killing witty isn't very smart is smile.gif


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post Apr 29 2007, 11:35
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Who said that I was smart ? naughty.gif


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post Apr 29 2007, 11:54
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Meh, I shall remind you that we've shot quite a few shots so far... plus do we have some sorta respawn?

*Wakes up at early dawn, collects his stuff and starts checking his gear of choise for the day. Takes off the slightly damaged armor centerpiece and the other external armor plates. Takes his light leather trenchcoat (similar to Gambit's coat or the one Algren wears in The Last Samurai) and ties it lightly but firmly around his waist with a belt. Packs his backpack and jumps down from the tree, and starts to follow a small trail in the woods, finally ending up at a small stream of water. Takes some water into a pot, makes a fire and starts to cook himself some rooibus tea and to roast some half-dried meat. Is just finishing his breakfast when he hears a shot from few miles away, causing him to quickly finish it and start moving towards the sound quickly but silently.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

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post Apr 29 2007, 12:30
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*Trevor takes pistol and shoots himself in the face as a result of not understanding this topic*


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post Apr 29 2007, 12:55
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*medipack to BT* It's a hypothetical battle to the death.


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post Apr 29 2007, 13:10
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*Still running towards the cabin. Notices HH and without stopping, throws few shurikens at him.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 13:30
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*Hits them with the stiletto he still holds*


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post Apr 29 2007, 14:55
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*Awakend by the sound of a shot gun blast Carver reaches under the covers and pulls out his deagle. "Nooo not again" whispers a weak female voice "i cant go again...." the female voice stoped as she passes out from exhaustion. Carver, creeping over the wooden floor peers through the keyhole of the bedroom door. He sees no sign of Rewan but he notices a small silver ball of mercury like liquid on the floor below him, it starts to move as it dissapears under the door. Carver opens the door to the main room to the mess of Wittys face all over the walls. Other bits of the silver liquid were all moving around Witty towards him. Off the walls, accross the floor and out the hot tub, up his body and rebuilt his face. Carver walks over to Witty and pokes him in the forehead "sweet trick". With that Carver finishes Wittmanns beverage, holsters the deagle and opens the door to the cabin. Glancing back in "I've got unfinished business...later Charles!" with that he vanishes into the mountian misty forest.*

[@BS i got work to do but ill reply laters, rock on buddy ^^ ]


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post Apr 29 2007, 15:05
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WTF lol?

*Arriving at the cabin, he pulls out his katana and smashes the door in half, sending some pieces of wood inside the cabin. Upon seeing one passed out and two half dead brunettes, he gazes at the last one, "Damn" being his only though for the moment. After a like-eternity, in reality 30 seconds intimate session, he drags the women out and ties them to a tree, hanging from their legs upside down. Smells the air and notices the notable stinch of champagne-covered Carver (as a result from Rewan's bottle), and starts to run towards it after tossing a thermite and a WP grenade in the lodgecabin.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 16:50
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*Notice Black who is running after Carver and send bees after him*


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post Apr 29 2007, 17:12
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first bears then bees ( bees = honey) it's too much

* awakes a bit irritated from siesta, slaps Rewan with a very large trout, and taking his grenade launcher sprays the vicinity with sleeping gas canisters.
Then Witty a bit dizzy, gets up from the mess he was soaking in and said " ... oh shit somebody has spoiled my new body armor and ... stole my booze, .....".*


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post Apr 29 2007, 18:13
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*Notices the buzz and tosses yet another WP grenade behind him, burning some of them and keeping the rest away. Fires few shots towards the Frenchies with his HK417.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 18:33
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*Recovers from having feet cut off*
*Leaps into action! Attacks Blackscorpy with CILLIT BANG grenade!*


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post Apr 29 2007, 18:53
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*Turns his gun towards Dave and throws an RGO defensive grenade towards at him, while evading the Cillit Bang nade.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 18:56
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*Watches from a distance after returning with some toys. Then calls in a MOAB to erase the forest*


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post Apr 29 2007, 18:58
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*Jumps out of way of Grenade; throws FN-Fal at scorpy*


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post Apr 29 2007, 18:59
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*WatchesMOAB destroy forest while listening to learn to fly on his iPod*


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post Apr 29 2007, 19:02
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*Evades FAL and shoots towards Dave. Grenade explodes 5m away from Dave (they only have a fuse of about 2s), sending heavy shrapnels all over the place, even hitting the thrower himself.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Blackbuck
post Apr 29 2007, 19:04
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*Rushes towards the stunned scorpy and peppered D@V£, grabs scorpy and shoots at dave while running*


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post Apr 29 2007, 19:07
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*Due to wearing a Kevlar/Nomex/silk vest, the shrapnels had practically no effect and Scorpy is this still consceous. Hits HH with the rifle buttstock and starts running.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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