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Apr 18 2015, 00:24
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
How's the UKIP expected to fare?
Truth be told, continental Europe would appreciate if you guys made up your minds. You're like the Greeks of the North, always threatening to leave if not granted concessions. -------------------- |
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Apr 18 2015, 00:53
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#4882
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
How's the UKIP expected to fare? Depressingly well! Their platform of "We're not Nazis, we just strongly believe in a homeland for each race, and the expulsion of vagrant peoples" appeals to the idiot demographic. (We're not actually going to leave the EU, we're just going to content ourselves with sitting by the door loudly complaining about how terrible things are until you kick us out, because that fits our narrative of you guys being a bunch of crazy continentals. We're kind of like your crazy ex in that regard.) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Apr 18 2015, 22:02
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#4883
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Anyone want to take bets over whether the Lib Dems or Greens will perform worse? I wasn't even aware you had a Green party! -------------------- |
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Apr 18 2015, 22:14
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I wasn't even aware you had a Green party! It's true! They've even somehow managed to win an MP and control over some arse-end of nowhere council. Personally speaking, I blame a mixture of voter apathy and the fact that Plaid Cymru doesn't stand in England. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 2 2015, 20:28
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The One and the Only! Group: Members Posts: 52 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Scotland Member No.: 35 |
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May 2 2015, 21:45
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I wasn't even aware you had a Green party! Lucky them if it's that unimportant.
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May 2 2015, 23:57
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
jij bent een katt Bratty, you're going to have to re-report yourself, but don't use the button. The backend is fucked and I just get blank PMs when someone reports a post. Not even a link to the thread. So, send your report in triplicate (you only need to fill in one of them, the red tape is just there because of lobbyists in the lumber industry) to our freepost address. (I think Wittmann knows what it is.) Wait 3-8 working months and we'll deal with it's deemed trivial enough. Failing that, you can try using our premium rate 0800 number. Sexy single moderators in your -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 3 2015, 10:16
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The One and the Only! Group: Members Posts: 52 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Scotland Member No.: 35 |
must of been a mis-click
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May 3 2015, 16:08
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
What the hell do these words even mean?
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May 3 2015, 17:22
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
What the hell do these words even mean? Well, it's simple really. A "misclick" is a portmanteau of "misc", which is a shorthand way of saying "miscellaneous" and "lick" which is what you do with your tongue. He's saying he's been licking too many miscellaneous things, and has undoubtedly got around to some poisonous frogs or maybe household cleaning products, so his judgement has been understandably impaired. I think the hyphen is a typo. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 3 2015, 19:13
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The One and the Only! Group: Members Posts: 52 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Scotland Member No.: 35 |
I blame my girlfriend actually, shes American. coincidentally speaking to her my English has since got worse somewhat
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May 3 2015, 19:22
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
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May 3 2015, 19:29
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The One and the Only! Group: Members Posts: 52 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Scotland Member No.: 35 |
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May 8 2015, 01:58
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Wait, do the English nationalists support English Independence? I might have voted for the wrong party...
EDIT: #Scotland, Scotland uber alles... literally the uppermost European country ever except the Vikings but fuck those guys... Hey, Bratty, us celts, you know, we're buddies, right? We're sort of not English, we're pals, right? EDIT2: She's wearing a man's suit, she's got a deep voice, is she transgender, or just scottish...? Yeah, I've been drinking. Lots. The Whisky's Scottish too. (oh yeah, Firefox's dictionary recognizes "Whiskey" but not "Whisky"? FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING AMERICOIRISH REPUBLICIAN DICKSHITS. SHE IS YOUR QUEEN.) (If she legitimately is Transgender or Scottish, I apologize. I honestly can't tell the difference between Transgender women and Scottish women. I mean no offence to either.) EDIT3: Obviously, views expressed here, however trans- or picto-phobic are mine alone, and in no way representative of Armedassault.info, or our parent company pMastertech GbmH. (Also, how long has mirror universe Emma Watson been working for the Tories? Mark! I know you're responsible for our cloning division, I want a report on my desk by... I want a report on my desk eventually.) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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May 8 2015, 07:01
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Oh boy. Did I get this right? Cameron got 33% of the votes yet he can rule alone? Dear Britons, you've gotten yourself a most fucked-up electoral system.
See, that's the advantage of a proper constitution. If something stays as fucked-up for such a long period of time the first thing the citizens of another country would do is file a constitutional complaint and make a court remove so unjust a system if politicians won't do it themselves. -------------------- |
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May 8 2015, 07:53
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Oh boy. Did I get this right? Cameron got 33% of the votes yet he can rule alone? Dear Britons, you've gotten yourself a most f*cked-up electoral system. See, that's the advantage of a proper constitution. If something stays as f*cked-up for such a long period of time the first thing the citizens of another country would do is file a constitutional complaint and make a court remove so unjust a system if politicians won't do it themselves. Many months of Socialist chest beating, Nationalist fairy tales from women with hairy chests, other Nationalists decreeing the Apocalypse (roughly from York to Southampton) if Britain didn't isolate itself, Lib. Dem. ... I'm sure they had some sort of program too ... and what do you end up with? A Conservative government Britain chooses the sane option like most of non-leeching-off-of-bailouts-and-loans Europe. Yay conservatism! And Scotland chooses the next party that makes them empty promises of plans that they have no money for once they achieve the first and only real plan that they have, independence, temporarily distracting them their miserable daily lives. Yay self-delusionism! (may or may not be a word but you get the idea) This post has been edited by JdB: May 8 2015, 08:03 -------------------- |
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May 8 2015, 08:13
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
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May 8 2015, 11:48
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
(Also, how long has mirror universe Emma Watson been working for the Tories? Mark! I know you're responsible for our cloning division, I want a report on my desk by... I want a report on my desk eventually.) You know, I'm not sure --- Well. Cheers to five more years of austerity bollocks and the strong possibility of us leaving the EU I hate this country sometimes, truly I do. -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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May 8 2015, 13:31
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
You know, I'm not sure --- Well. Cheers to five more years of austerity bollocks and the strong possibility of us leaving the EU I hate this country sometimes, truly I do. If people really felt like leaving the EU was the most important issue than they would have voted UKIP imo. -------------------- |
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May 8 2015, 14:00
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Ugh... why do hangovers always seem like such a good idea the night before?
But, hey, let's look at the end good news: 1. Nigel Farage is out of a job 2. Plaid Cymru beat UKIP, the Greens and the Ulterster Unionists. We're number 4! We're number 4! Not even on the shittest party podium. 3. Lib Dems, more like, Lib Deds, amirite? 4. This picture, which is glorious. Oh boy. Did I get this right? Cameron got 33% of the votes yet he can rule alone? Dear Britons, you've gotten yourself a most fucked-up electoral system. See, that's the advantage of a proper constitution. If something stays as fucked-up for such a long period of time the first thing the citizens of another country would do is file a constitutional complaint and make a court remove so unjust a system if politicians won't do it themselves. Yup. For some reason, though, the parties that get a majority under our broken system don't seem to want to change anything about it. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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