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Nov 13 2016, 00:09
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#5481
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Why the everloving f*ck would anyone want to appear under so stupid a headline. It's the dividing line where "whore" meets "attention-whore" and overlaps This post has been edited by JdB: Nov 13 2016, 00:09 -------------------- |
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Nov 13 2016, 00:21
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#5482
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
"Look mommy, look, it's that sperm-gobbling lady from the news!"
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Nov 13 2016, 02:52
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#5483
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
"Look mommy, look, it's that sperm-gobbling lady from the news!" Parent-teacher conferences become a lot more awkward. Of course it does simplify the solution to the children receiving poor grades ... -------------------- |
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Nov 20 2016, 23:01
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#5484
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Gentlemen, I bring ill news.
Earlier this evening, a not unsignificant amount of beer was... *pained sob*... "Lifted up by the Valkyries" while in service of our moderation team. This tragedy, in a time of such hardship, can not- nay, must not be taken likely. So, let us all raise our glasses, and drink to the memory of drinks lost. Temulentus pater, Sic transit gloria arcu. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 21 2016, 20:28
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
In other words... you spilt a pint?
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Nov 21 2016, 22:33
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
In other words... you spilt a pint? Well, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound quite so dramatic, but... yes... -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 21 2016, 23:29
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#5487
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
In other words... you spilt a pint? When he starts posting in Latin you know it's been considerably more than one. -------------------- |
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Nov 22 2016, 03:17
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#5488
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Oh, I did have a giggle right there. Don't you worry.
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Nov 22 2016, 03:22
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#5489
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
When he starts posting in Latin you know it's been considerably more than one. You people have no right to judge me! I'm not the one callously trying to make a joke over something as serious as split booze. You insensitive bastards! (Though, come to think of it, the whole Latinness being proportional to drunkenness thing would explain the Catholic church pretty well...) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 22 2016, 05:40
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#5490
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
No it wouldn't. Just consider how many
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Nov 22 2016, 07:51
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Gentlemen, I bring ill news. Earlier this evening, a not unsignificant amount of beer was... *pained sob*... "Lifted up by the Valkyries" while in service of our moderation team. This tragedy, in a time of such hardship, can not- nay, must not be taken likely. So, let us all raise our glasses, and drink to the memory of drinks lost. Temulentus pater, Sic transit gloria arcu. Noooooooooooooooooooo! *sobs* Best have another. -------------------- |
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Nov 22 2016, 20:48
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#5492
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
No it wouldn't. Just consider how many I read that wine consumption is twice as high in the Vatican as it is in the rest of Italy. So basically a clergyman's life consists of boozing and shagging. If it weren't for the little boys I would consider becoming a man of the cloth too -------------------- |
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Nov 22 2016, 23:58
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I read that wine consumption is twice as high in the Vatican as it is in the rest of Italy. So basically a clergyman's life consists of boozing and shagging. If it weren't for the little boys I would consider becoming a man of the cloth too Yeah, you've got to take that with a pinch of salt, since micro-nations screw up statistics like that. For example, the Vatican city has the highest Papal density in the world, with over 5 Popes per square mile! If it expanded to the size of the Netherlands, it would be home to around 80,000 Popes! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 23 2016, 01:15
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#5494
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Yeah, you've got to take that with a pinch of salt, since micro-nations screw up statistics like that. For example, the Vatican city has the highest Papal density in the world, with over 5 Popes per square mile! If it expanded to the size of the Netherlands, it would be home to around 80,000 Popes! Not to mention the number of antipopes. -------------------- |
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Nov 23 2016, 14:58
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#5495
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
I'm greatly concerned about what would happen if the Pope and Antipope collided...
I couldn't find the weight of an average Pope, but by going on the human average, the theoretical "Holy C-Bomb" would be as powerful as 5.2 Teraton -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 24 2016, 03:20
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
My concern depends on the hemisphere whereon they would collide.
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Nov 24 2016, 15:26
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
My concern depends on the hemisphere whereon they would collide. Hemisphere is the right term. Assuming our Popes collide in the Vatican, the fireball would be around 256km, big enough to completely atomize San Marino, and last around an hour and a half. The blast radius would reliably kill everyone in Milan, and would cause widespread destruction as far as Frankfurt. People as far as Boston (The one in the US, not the one in the UK) would receive 3rd degree burns. And that's just the immediate effects. So, we could talk about ecological collapse or the ice caps melting or something dull like that happening, but, since the Atlantic ocean has been vaporized by the heat of the explosion, we don't even need to bother. Anything that wasn't killed by the actual explosion will be steamed alive, locking in it's flavour and nutrition, while maintaining the usual degree of tenderness you'd expect from traditional boiling techniques. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 24 2016, 17:36
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#5498
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Anything that wasn't killed by the actual explosion will be steamed alive, locking in it's flavour and nutrition, while maintaining the usual degree of tenderness you'd expect from traditional boiling techniques. ... And we're back to chefs from the UK -------------------- |
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Nov 24 2016, 19:32
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
... And we're back to chefs from the UK Oh, I'm sorry, is being steamed alive not cosmopolitan enough for you? You'd rather not be killing in a method that has the best painful:sexy:nutritious ratio? I mean, granted, anything involving copious amounts of oil, like deep frying, is usually sexier, but that's just not as good for you. Boiling, while easy, is neither particularly sexy nor nutritious. Roasting is always a good call. But... I know how you Frisian degenerates like things, you'd probably prefer being baked, right? -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 24 2016, 23:11
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Who says that our popes would have to collide in Rome? If the explosion's epicenter was, say, in the midst of the Australian deserts, how far would the immediate destruction radius spread? Far enough to strike Mecca? I mean, Moscow? No, no, I mean, Mühlenhof-Menzenrath? Can't stand those buggers!
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