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post Jan 10 2017, 07:57
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Jan 9 2017, 09:55) *
Quick! Let's raid the crazy moose-people Finno-Ugrics for a few extra musical notes and chromosomes!


I can't find Blackscorpy either! ohmy.gif There is only one solution. We must travel to Bavaria and wander the streets crying "ANDI!", rattling boxes of roast pork and potatoes and waving copies of OFP. It may make him trust us and want to come home.


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post Jan 12 2017, 12:32
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Happy day of birthing Andi!


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post Jan 12 2017, 17:17
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Happy birthday you closet socialist! drunk.gif


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post Jan 20 2017, 17:34
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It's been a pleasure knowing you all except for D@V£.

Just thought I'd say that just before the Hot tempered Lunatic in Command is sworn in ohnoo.gif


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post Jan 21 2017, 16:47
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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Well, I'll remember that when I send out invites to my "hide in the doom shelter" party.


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post Jan 23 2017, 11:52
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I'll bring the wine and spirits collection to the Doom Shelter. It's either going to last us several years or several days. Either way, it will be a happy apocalypse!


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post Mar 18 2017, 22:19
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post Mar 18 2017, 22:41
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 18 2017, 22:19) *
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Don't give me that, you're the person that didn't respond to any of us for several months! glare.gif

I suppose you will blame something trivial like a terminal illness? tiredsmiley.gif


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post Mar 19 2017, 01:56
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Now why would I do such a thing?


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post Mar 19 2017, 02:01
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 19 2017, 01:56) *
Now why would I do such a thing?


Keeping up with forum standards naughty.gif


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post Mar 19 2017, 02:23
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I spent these past months on a secret mission, gathering intelligence for my closetedly-accepted socialist overlords whether or not Donald Trump and Geert Wilders wore the same hairpiece. As a matter of fact I have gathered samples of head lice faeces from their heads and right about now I'm just about to send them in to Dave's lab. Might I say they smell delicious?
You're welcome, Welshman.

You know what's funny? I got a message when I last tried to log in here telling me I had been banned for like a zillion minutes for "too many failed log in attempts". Come on! 174 times isn't that many.


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post Mar 19 2017, 10:30
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Hey there folks!

I recently re-installed ArmA in a fit of nostalgia. Just to see some days later that there is a Humble Bundle to buy ArmA CWC, ArmA: Gold Edition, ArmA2 + Arrowhead + British + Mercanaries, ArmA3 + Cart for 15 $ (please pronounce Dollar with a Quebec-Canadian Accent, it makes it much more fun). And I was like “wwwwoooooooooo” and bought it.

So I just finished the ArmA campaign and thought about my lovely youth with OFP, ArmA and this forum. And in a wave of enthusiasm and melancholia I rushed to the forum… just to see that there is still activity! Cool! Well, the German language section seems to dead, but the English section is still a vibrant place full of life (3 comments in one single day, crazy internet)!

So I logged in to leave you a few words and to see that I have new PMs (hey, there seems to be the best browser game in the world on a trustworthy Russian website, I guess it seems legit to enter my credit card details).

My Steam Download of ArmA 2 will be finished soon and I’m eager to check out the CWR² mod!

All the best from Toulouse,
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post Mar 19 2017, 20:04
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Blimey o'riley!


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post Mar 20 2017, 18:39
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Or as we would say in german: Ei der Daus!


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post Mar 22 2017, 03:48
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Icicles make for a perfect murder weapon. They're easy to handle (with gloves, which should you be wearing throughout your endeavour anyway), they're stabby, they're going melt away in the sun! A self-destructing murder weapon! Am I really the first person to have considered the practical use of icicles for your murderous needs? Can't be.


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post Mar 22 2017, 14:52
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Mar 22 2017, 03:48) *
Icicles make for a perfect murder weapon. They're easy to handle (with gloves, which should you be wearing throughout your endeavour anyway), they're stabby, they're going melt away in the sun! A self-destructing murder weapon! Am I really the first person to have considered the practical use of icicles for your murderous needs? Can't be.


I'm fairly certain that the cold would affect the wound tissue. Also in a lab an abundance of H2O is going to show.


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Who says you'd leave your stabby icicle behind? happy.gif


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post Mar 22 2017, 21:22
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Isn't that kind of the whole point of a self-destructing murder weapon? That you don't have to try and smuggle a bloodcaked sharp object away from the scene of a stabbing?

Everyone knows the best way to kill someone is by tricking them into posting on an online forum... that you've poisoned!

More seriously, though, if I was going to kill someone, I'd get one of those USB hard drives, take the actual drive out, and stuff it with some kind of explosive. Then just send it to them in the post or something. It's just about insane enough to work.


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post Mar 23 2017, 01:16
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Guess what we are getting you for your birthday D@V£: That's right, a USB hard drive! drunk.gif


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post Mar 23 2017, 12:56
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QUOTE(JdB @ Mar 23 2017, 00:16) *
Guess what we are getting you for your birthday D@V£: That's right, a USB hard drive! drunk.gif

Great! I need one of those to stuff full of explosives and send to my enemies! boppin2.gif


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