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x-ray
post Jan 13 2008, 23:35
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but...but... i love him! sad.gif


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post Jan 13 2008, 23:37
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Ever thought about doing comedy Dave?


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post Jan 13 2008, 23:38
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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x-ray says:
marry me!
gimme a chance! I'd be a wonderful wife!


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post Jan 13 2008, 23:40
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I said "YOU'D be a wonderful wife" =P


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post Jan 13 2008, 23:42
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Who wants who's babies here mellow.gif


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post Jan 13 2008, 23:42
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QUOTE(x-ray @ Jan 13 2008, 22:40) *
I said "YOU'D be a wonderful wife" =P


I had to edit it to accommodate for you're terrible grasp on the English language. thumbsup.gif


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 25 2008, 15:09
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Dave says:
Guess how much I had to drink last night

Rellikki says:
not enough?

Dave says:
...Too much...

Rellikki says:
lies
you need more.
go back to the pub and drink!

Dave says:
I would...
But I was sick on the handle on my door and now it's fused shut...

Rellikki says:
man can go even through the gray stone!

Dave says:
Whut?

Rellikki says:
watch this!
*runs through the stone wall*
now repeat after me!

Dave says:
Ok then
*Runs throught Stone Wall*
Oh yeah!

Rellikki says:
so now go back to the pub and drink more!

Dave says:
I can't...

Rellikki says:
why not?

Dave says:
Because, my feet were removed...

Rellikki says:
walk with your hands

Dave says:
I don't have hands either. I'm typing with my nose...

Rellikki says:
fine
then i'll go and drink alone


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post Jan 25 2008, 15:55
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aaaw Dave cannae hold is drink tongue.gif


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post Jan 25 2008, 17:28
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Rellikki should listen less Korpiklaani, its unhealthy! ohmy.gif


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post Jan 25 2008, 18:17
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 25 2008, 14:55) *
aaaw Dave cannae hold is drink tongue.gif


Whut!?
You're Scottish, you have a genetic advantage over me tongue.gif


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 25 2008, 20:36
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Bah excuses tongue.gif
I'd like to point out I'm also: 1/16th Irish ( drunk.gif ) and 1/16th French ( naughty.gif I couldnt find the white flag one sad.gif)


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post Jan 25 2008, 22:23
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
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QUOTE(JynX @ Jan 25 2008, 19:36) *
Bah excuses tongue.gif
I'd like to point out I'm also: 1/16th Irish ( drunk.gif ) and 1/16th French ( naughty.gif I couldnt find the white flag one sad.gif)


1/16th Irish!? ohmy.gif
The Irish are like the Super-Scottish! tongue.gif


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 25 2008, 22:49
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Picts and Celts naughty.gif


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post Jan 25 2008, 23:00
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QUOTE(Helping Hand @ Jan 25 2008, 21:49) *
Picts and Celts naughty.gif


"So, the Romans built a wall in Scotland to keep out the Irish?" tongue.gif


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QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer)
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 25 2008, 23:03
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tongue.gif There was a lot of water dividing the Irish and Romans at the time ^^ They built the wall to keep people like brataccas's ancestors out of England tongue.gif


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post Jan 25 2008, 23:40
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Stupid/Funny community conversations or sentences or quotes anyone? wink.gif

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post Jan 28 2008, 22:38
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[JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says:
I noticed I have a report from pMASTER

Dave says:
I suggest you ignore it.
It'll show how great a moderator you are, that way Wittmann will never get rid of you and let me take your position! boppin2.gif

Dave says:
Investigative purposes!? blink.gif

[JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says:
the word exists according to my spell checker boppin2.gif

Dave says:
From now on your name is SdB ohmy.gif
S for Sherlock!
Because you're a great detective

[JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says:
thought it sounded smart

Dave says:
And Wittmann's new name is Wittson ohmy.gif
Dr. Wittson ohmy.gif

[JdB] +¤|John »†«|¤+ [???] says:
I find Twatson a better name ^^

Dave says:
I was thinking of posting this in the funny conversations thread...

Now I'm going to have to do it. w00t.gif



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Mark says:
If this had of happened last week i'd of been banned from the forum for an anwer

Dave says:
JdB's new name is SdB and Wittmann's new name is Dr. Wittson
As I have commanded, so shall it be!

Mark says:
Right-o

Dave says:
And your new name is Markiarty
The Napoleon of Spam!


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 31 2008, 01:18
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Blackscorpy says:
"In the video game, Lara Croft is a 36DD. Angelina Jolie is naturally a 36C, and was padded to a 36D for the movie"

Mark says:
38 E would just be weirld lol.

Blackscorpy says:
Well DD = E depending on the definition

Mark says:
I've seen 34G and 32F in the flesh and they're big enough so I'd be scared by Crofts

Andrew says:
*is tempted to go round the girls in the flat and ask tit size*

Mark says:
Guesstimate easy enough

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meh, not as amusing boppin2.gif

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post Jan 31 2008, 11:59
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Markiarty strikes again! ohmy.gif


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We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
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A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one.
 
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post Jan 31 2008, 12:40
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Hey it would be weird.. Enough to suffocate you.


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