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 Aug 1 2011, 11:38
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113  |
I'd of thought living at the end of the world you'd of never heard of the metric system...
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Aug 1 2011, 11:42
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
We use klicks for speed too, unlike you hybrid-arse British
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Aug 1 2011, 12:19
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Aug 1 2011, 12:10)  Five seven? Six two here. I may have lol'd a little. Sorry Luke  6'2 (1,88m) aswell ! Sorry ²
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Aug 1 2011, 12:42
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
OK that's just odd mate, also 188
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Aug 1 2011, 16:12
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I'm "just" 6 ft 1. Oh well. Men aren't measured by the ell.
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Aug 1 2011, 17:00
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Aug 1 2011, 13:42) OK that's just odd mate, also 188 It gets even more odd, I'm 188cm as well! 
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Aug 1 2011, 17:22
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
This gotta be Mr. Davidov's work. An army of tall .info warriors, I draw my hat to him.
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Aug 1 2011, 17:40
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
What is it with you people and these bizarre claims of tampering with peoples genes? If I was going to make people tall I'd use the tried and true method of breaking their legs and using metal rods to slowly lengthen the bones as they heal. Gets the desired effect, cheaply and without the danger of creating enraged mantis men.
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Aug 1 2011, 18:20
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Hey, you were the one ranting about small people weren't you. Moreover you have that certain reputation of being a mad scientist busy with designing strange creatures and machines!
As for the mantis men, those should be some awesomely terrifying breed I like to suppose. Will there be mantis women, too? On a slightly related note, why do you change your user title on an almost hourly basis? You could have easily kept the splendid title I labelled you with. Christ in a cleavage. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Aug 1 2011, 18:49
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 1 2011, 18:20) Hey, you were the one ranting about small people weren't you. Moreover you have that certain reputation of being a mad scientist busy with designing strange creatures and machines! As for the mantis men, those should be some awesomely terrifying breed I like to suppose. Will there be mantis women, too? Mantis Women? No. Why the hell would anyone want to do that? Are you implying you want to fuck a human-mantis hybrid? What the hell is wrong with you!?  QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 1 2011, 18:20) On a slightly related note, why do you change your user title on an almost hourly basis? You could have easily kept the splendid title I labelled you with. Christ in a cleavage. Firstly, that's the most unnerving blasphemy I've ever heard... are you into transgendered religious figures as well as Mantis Women? You should really a psychologist or something about this, it's not normal. Secondly, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Thirdly, to spite you. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Aug 1 2011, 19:18
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(D@V£ @ Aug 1 2011, 19:49) Mantis Women? No. Why the hell would anyone want to do that? Are you implying you want to fuck a human-mantis hybrid? What the hell is wrong with you!? No, I just pity the women-less mantis men. QUOTE(D@V£ @ Aug 1 2011, 19:49) Firstly, that's the most unnerving blasphemy I've ever heard... I'm in a Christian party. We believe we can repent our sins by confessing.QUOTE(D@V£ @ Aug 1 2011, 19:49) are you into transgendered religious figures as well as Mantis Women? You should really a psychologist or something about this, it's not normal. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You were the one to come up with these silly comparisons.QUOTE(D@V£ @ Aug 1 2011, 19:49) Secondly, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! watQUOTE(D@V£ @ Aug 1 2011, 19:49) Thirdly, to spite you. Well that's... a reason I shall accept. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Aug 1 2011, 19:46
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(Deadeye @ Aug 1 2011, 10:30) 5ft9 (1,79 m)...that really is tall for a woman..and judging from your pics your natural hair colour is blonde...correct? I guess. I mean im taller than all of my friends. I was born blonde but my hair naturally grew darker over the years so its like dirty blonde / light brown. But I put blonde bits in it ^^ Why doth you ask ? Weirdest bit is me and Carver have the same colour eyes - Cept mines a more vibrant green ^^ ... Wait what? Mantis people? o_o @Dave: didnt you know? pMasters into hybrid bestiality. (Lol moment, Opera browser has bestiality in its dictionary) -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Aug 1 2011, 21:37
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Aug 1 2011, 20:46) I was born blonde but my hair naturally grew darker over the years so its like dirty blonde / light brown. But I put blonde bits in it ^^ Why doth you ask ? To make the voodoo doll he's creating of you more realistic. If you are just doing normal things, and you suddenly feel like being felt up like a Japanese girl in the subway and FOI'ed, you'll know that he has finally managed to gather strands of your hair, (menstrual) blood and skin flakes. This post has been edited by JdB: Aug 1 2011, 21:38 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Aug 1 2011, 21:49
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
Oddly enough me, Mark and Toad seem to be pretty much the same height... it's just the circumference that varies.
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Aug 1 2011, 23:38
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Aug 1 2011, 19:18) wat 
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Aug 2 2011, 00:00
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Aug 1 2011, 20:46) Dave: didnt you know? pMasters into hybrid bestiality. I can't categorically deny that, seeing that the Homo Sapiens itself is seen as an animal and rightfully so. We're all into beastiality. QUOTE(JdB @ Aug 1 2011, 22:37) To make the voodoo doll he's creating of you more realistic. If you are just doing normal things, and you suddenly feel like being felt up like a Japanese girl in the subway and FOI'ed, you'll know that he has finally managed to gather strands of your hair, (menstrual) blood and skin flakes. Bollocks. He's bribing D@V£ to finally get done with his cloning research.Indigo, we could speed this process up if you just sent him a DNA sample. QUOTE(D@V£ @ Aug 2 2011, 00:38) [im]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/13/d2934c6d-6b55-4633-89d9-f9b9507a56df.jpg[/img] I'm happy to see that making sense. Wasn't expecting that.In the other news, Chemo is kicking in again.  Well, that leaves me enough time to enhance Mark's and my plans to...SHHHH.
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Aug 2 2011, 00:43
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
You post one picture and you get all this activity. Go figure.
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Aug 3 2011, 12:46
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
QUOTE(Blackscorpion @ Aug 1 2011, 21:49) Oddly enough me, Mark and Toad seem to be pretty much the same height... it's just the circumference that varies. Not entirely true, about same height yes, circumferences even then are fairly similar (Mark is a tad twig-like) , I'm just considerably more dense (175-179cm {never had an accurate measure}, 95-98kg @ ~17-19% body fat) -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Aug 3 2011, 13:36
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I can only tell getting yourself a tumor is the best way to easily lose weight. I was at 98 kilos in March and am at 74 now even though I still tend to eat like there was no tomorrow.
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Aug 3 2011, 16:31
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Toadball @ Aug 3 2011, 13:46) {never had an accurate measure} Of course you haven't. In the wilds of the Scottish frontier, the natives are far too busy with other things, like log-chucking, bog-trotting, and being transvestites, to have time for trivial things like measurements, basic healthcare or personal hygiene. This post has been edited by JdB: Aug 3 2011, 16:32 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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