 The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate. |
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 Feb 12 2010, 13:17
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113  |
*bags it up and leaves it in Andy's trousers*.
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Feb 12 2010, 13:20
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
*decides that a message box reading "game over, press f5 for reload" is not an option*
*suggests a cease fire, and to hand occupied territory back to its respective owners eventually* -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Feb 12 2010, 13:24
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
QUOTE(Blackbuck @ Feb 12 2010, 12:17)  *bags it up and leaves it in Andy's trousers*. I feel it is necessary to point I have not been wearing at any point for the duration of this lapse in sanity. This mental scarring brought to you by Tesco's own Jeans. This post has been edited by JynX: Feb 12 2010, 13:30 -------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Feb 12 2010, 13:26
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
ilol
Fine ceasefire? -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2011, 22:50
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
*Rises an army of bloodthirsty Wolpertinger minions while sending a seductive-but-now-not-so-important Olivia Wide back to bed - where she can accompany an exhausted Jessica Biel - and loading his custom Leupold Mark 4 CQ/T- and B&T-gear fitted G3A4.*
If you dunno what a Wolpertinger is, google it for the love of God! -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jun 30 2011, 23:44
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
*Wakes up 4 years later in the main terminal of Jose Martí International Airport outside Havana*
How in the...? (That's consistency, that is! Just look at this: QUOTE(D@V£ @ May 18 2007, 23:04) *Wakes up 10 minutes later in the main terminal of Jose Martí International Airport outside Havana* How in the...? See?) -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jun 30 2011, 23:50
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
*Forces his way into the next flight to Cuba, resting assured that he'll at least be able to put down Hugo Chavez if he can't get hold of D@V£."
He's got cancer too, no need to sympathize though... -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 1 2011, 00:04
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Good luck with that, I'm a master of disguise. You'll never find me! And Hugo Chávez is president of Venezuela! You won't find him in Cuba either!
*Disguises self* -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jul 1 2011, 01:29
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
*Switches his sight devices to 'detect flesh eating beetles or people in the possession thereof*
Chavez is in Cuba right now, prolly playing bridge in the nursing home's canteen with his buddy Fidel Castro! -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 1 2011, 02:27
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
We were just talking with Mark about reviving this thread and now you do... that!? How the...
*Wakes up from hibernation and takes note of the hot summer day outside, the bright sun shining through the broken and dirty window. Gets up and walks to the table nearby - filled with various gear. Packs some of the gear into a backpack whilst grabbing the rest. Checks his Sig rifle and heads towards the door. Opens the door to find himself in a small, fenced-off forest opening, with a small maintenance building in the middle. Heads off into the woods via the nearest fence opening.* Kit list, the important stuff: Hurting: SIG 751 LB, 7.62x51, fitted with a S&B 1.1-4x20 PMII Shortdot (or S&B PMII 3-12x50 LE), back-up sights, LLM-01 Illuminator/laser, optional QD suppressor, optional bayonet, optional grenade launcher (modified H&K AG36) Sphinx 3000 LE, .40 S&W, steel slide with titanium body, black non-glare finish, rubber grips and fiber sights, LLM01, optional silencer Ontario Knife Company OKC-3S with black finish Kukri Katana Various hand grenades (RGO, WP, thermite) Clothing TAD F10 NyCo ripstop trousers, generic OD/RG OTTE Gear DK Hybrid Jacket, earth/CB Brage Flamewool and Aclima Hotwool underwear/layers Hiking socks Arc'Teryx CAM gloves, black HAIX X21 boots Baseball cap, RG ESS sunglasses Tactikool stuff Crye Jumpable Plate Carrier, RG Endom Battle Belt, Sewer Green Endom mag&general pouches, SG Other pouches, RG/SG/OD King Cobra quick-draw pistol holster Other TAD FAST Pack PS, RG (packed with a med kit, 3 days rations, Source 2 liter drinking bladder plus water canteens, spare ammo, tools, glowsticks, flashlight, etc.) -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jul 1 2011, 03:11
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I have the gift of foresight.
*Lands in Cuba, being totally unimpressed by scorpy's massive loadout as he's still in Finland and nowhere near him. Begins searching for signs of D@V£'s activities, suspecting he might be the unarmed on-sheepback Welshman with that bag of contagious contents under his arm. Fires some warning shots as that's the first round of the game.* -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 1 2011, 06:03
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
*Sits back with a Hemmingway Daquari and lights up a cigar in a prime ringside seat. Time to watch the fun unfold!*
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Jul 1 2011, 10:22
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
Oh, right, actually reading the spam thread every now and then might be useful...
*HALOes into Havana and lands on a small, quiet backyard. Carefully opens the gate, only to see panicked Cubans running away from a weird character in the distance. Grabs his binoculars to take a closer look and notices an odd, distinctively German naked man running around with a pimped-out G3. Sighs and scans the surroundings; upon seeing nothing else but an Ozzie with a cigar and a drink, unpacks his Sig from the jump bag and takes aim on the naked German.* -------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Jul 1 2011, 11:47
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
*Heads over to the Ozzie to check if the booze was tainted. Giving D@V£ a chance to escape and sleep off his hangover in some dark spot, as denying the Cubans to spread evil propaganda about German indecency is imperative now.*
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 1 2011, 18:01
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
*In the meantime a little french wannabeninja tried to force the Aussie office door to see if the "Magic Red Button Of Hurting Atrocious Painfull Death" was still there.*
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Jul 1 2011, 18:21
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*appears a la terminator in a bubble - "I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle"*
-------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jul 2 2011, 11:42
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
*Glances at Mark, glances at himself, glances at Mark. Moves on. Naked people can't be stripped off their clotches*.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Jul 2 2011, 11:44
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*makes way to a surplus store to find suitable apparel*
-------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Jul 3 2011, 13:09
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Gives tie and vest to pMaster. Resumes drinking nonchalantly.
Figures somehow he ended up in a Cuban gay mardi gras airsoft event what with the naked geeks running around brandishing assault rifles. -------------------- |
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Jul 3 2011, 16:40
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
*Demands the rest of his clothes. At gunpoint, that is.*
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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