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 Sep 28 2011, 02:40
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18  |
Au contraire, the spring sunshine and strong economy tells me I am right where I should be
 Not to mention the geographic distance between myself and all of you. Enjoy bailing out the Greeks. In the cold. -------------------- |
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Sep 28 2011, 02:49
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I need not listen to this, gawdamn'd Ozzie.
Having winter in July and summer in December, pff. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Sep 28 2011, 11:14
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
*grumble grumble*
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Sep 28 2011, 13:35
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
So landlord's boyfriend got caught out today cheating on her, he had 5 other girls on the fly. She came to me and asked if i could help.
4 hours later the guy is now unemployed, homeless, the police have all his belongings, his hire car repossessed, all his other girls warned off and /b/ will soon render his mobile pointless ... 
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Sep 28 2011, 15:01
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
 5 girls on the side at once?! That dude is a hero. You are not. Men should stick together no matter what. Traitor.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Sep 28 2011, 15:30
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month  Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 28 2011, 15:01)  5 girls on the side at once?! That dude is a hero. You are not. Men should stick together no matter what. Traitor.Dont encorage him! It was bad enough when i found him emailing 800 porn stars >< -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 28 2011, 15:31
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
To the cabin pMASTER?
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Sep 28 2011, 15:32
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
EJECT EJJJEEECCCTTT!!!!
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Sep 28 2011, 15:55
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
QUOTE(Indigo @ Sep 28 2011, 16:30) Dont encorage him! It was bad enough when i found him emailing 800 porn stars >< ?!?!?!????  Sweet monkey why would he do that? You scare the shit out of me, the both of you! -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Sep 28 2011, 17:00
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 28 2011, 16:01) 5 girls on the side at once?! That dude is a hero. You are not. Men should stick together no matter what. Traitor.Damn right. From now on: Carver = Guy Fawkes. QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 28 2011, 16:55) Sweet monkey why would he do that? Oh I do that as well sometimes. For some reason it always goes somewhat like this: QUOTE Dear miss,
Even though the dialogues were really poor, the cameraman behaved like he was drunk, the set was generic, the working conditions on-set were downright hazardous, the director must have hit his head one too many times and the awful make-up made your six fellow actors seem like they had just been picked up from some alley behind the Walmart, I thought the way you managed to make the scene seem worthy of an Academy Award through your physical presence and hands-on approach to acting was top notch! This post has been edited by JdB: Sep 28 2011, 18:24 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.   |
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Sep 28 2011, 17:16
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
lol well this guy is about as much a hero as a piece of sh*t is a comedian. He told a shed load of lies and sob stories like his 8 year old daughter has cancer, his dog died and he couldn't live where he was living previously ... moved in under the pretense of love. Took money, food, smokes, drugs and lived on the couch and then got caught by indigo looking at dating websites. We hacked his computer this morning and found these other women he was lining up to shack up with hence why we dropped him in it. Hes moving out tonight and there are 5 blokes here to help him lol
 ps: it was 799 pornstars - the 800th one had closed 
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Sep 28 2011, 18:26
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Sep 28 2011, 18:16) He told a shed load of lies and sob stories like his 8 year old daughter has cancer I would like to state for the record that I advised this approach to pMASTER, to play the sick-card as his best chance of getting laid, but he thought otherwise. Your loss
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Sep 28 2011, 18:42
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
You really want to get me arrested, don't you. If I claimed to have an 8 years old daughter...
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Sep 28 2011, 19:02
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Sep 28 2011, 19:42) You really want to get me arrested, don't you. If I claimed to have an 8 years old daughter... No no, I told you to use your own disease(s), not those of your imaginary offspring 
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Sep 28 2011, 19:07
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
What makes you think I didn't?
Well, actually I did.  I found having had near-death experiences makes you interesting to the ladies.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Sep 29 2011, 01:15
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
QUOTE I found having had near-death experiences makes you interesting to the ladies. I COULD CROAK AT ANY TIME! LOVE ME! Did I mention the wealth I have amassed...? I have no-one to share it with... -------------------- |
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Sep 29 2011, 01:25
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Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
You could buy me decent internet? By the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal
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Sep 29 2011, 01:44
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
On a totally unrelated note, who else thinks that Scottish accent is gorgeous on Shirley Manson.
And I do love her voice. Most female singers are just to squawky to my ears. QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Sep 29 2011, 02:25) You could buy me decent internet? By the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal  While this post reaffirms my concerns about you, it's still funny as hell.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Sep 29 2011, 09:21
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Calendar Girl of the Month Group: Members Posts: 2,000 Joined: 7-November 10 From: Somerset, England Member No.: 8,486 |
QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Sep 29 2011, 01:25) You could buy me decent internet? By the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal *facepalm* the crap I put up with at times.... No wonder you couldnt sleep, guilty conscience much? -------------------- Win. Seriously. |
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Sep 29 2011, 12:01
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Beast of War Group: Site Team Posts: 547 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Marseille Member No.: 12 |
In the meantime, Rewan is trying hard NOT to rage @ DICE for making US fight in Paris instead of EU in BF3.
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