I wonder if the both of you realize this article is over ten years old and written by The Guardian, which is like a left wing The Sun only with nous?

Uhm, haven seen that.

Aw, hell, I erased the whole post, dammit!

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Gonna be honest, I look at the last digit when reading the year. It's a terrible idea, I know, and I should really do something about it... but... 'eh... this procrastination... you know the rest...

I think we should change the year system ! Christ getting awfully old after all...


Someone have an idea on who we should pick ? I would personnally go for any right-wing personnality knowing they have the best odds when it comes to get crucified

We should go for AD - Anno Davium

Let's get the nails and get started then...

I'm glad to see you've volunteered to be my Messiah. Really, I am. It's devotion to this project like that that will make Davenism a religious power to be reckoned with.

Die another day.

But then the year would be Anno Rewanum wouldn't it ?

That's not quite how Messiahs work. You don't get to be God, you just get to die in my name. Which is better than dying in, say, pMaster's name. He expects you be pious and stuff, it's terrible!

Aye. Repent, thou godless sinners! Bow to thy Lord, sodomites!

(And when I say that, I actually mean: cover me in honey and throw me at the lesbians.)

I don't think you fully understand the concept of "Sodomy"

But, hey, if you insist. I'll ensure the interested parties can get... prepared...

Sodomites in the biblical sense - which I had obviously tried to copy - are just sinners. All sorts of sinners. That's why the "dear God" sent them a cleansing meteorite shower.

Funnily enough I feel compelled to read in the Bible now.

I always thought the biblical term sodomite specifically refers to practitioners or the Ancient Egyptian religion, where ritualistic sodomy was pretty common. The Greeks did it too. If I didn't know better I'd say someone put something a tad iffy in the Mediterranean Sea as a bit of a joke...

I wouldn't recommend reading the bible, it's very poorly written. Lots of inconsistencies too. Fuck man, it makes all this tween monster romance bullshit the kids are into today actually look good in comparison.

The etymological source of "Sodomite" simply means the people of ancient Sodom, who were apparently something like an ancient world's joint venture of ogrish and youporn... or so the ancient world thought.
What is this, a smartass cyclejerk?
Even Satanists might disagree with that! And that says a lot about contemporary literature.

Given the Israelites in the bible were pretty much a bunch of guys who wandered across the middle-east genociding everything in their path (and making no effort to conceal this), I wouldn't consider them a trustworthy source on morality



I like how Satanism is basically the religion of people who are... well, have you seen that Far-Side cartoon where the Teenage Cow is wearing leather for "shock value"? Yeah. That sort of person. When you're even making neo-paganism ("Let's find some Greco-Roman Gods, ignore all historical evidence of why they were worshipped, and assign completely unrelated modern political beliefs to them!") look legit, you've gone wrong somewhere.

On a totally unrelated note, Microsoft offers the new Windows 8 Pro for 29,99 EUR. What the...! Admittely the offer is limited to January 31 2013 but what the heck... A new Windows for 30 bucks!
They were? D@V£ you don't seem to be well-versed in the Bible.
Yeah a buddy of mine went neo-Pagan a while ago. Now he walks around with a pendant of Thor's hammer on a lace around his neck.

Then again it does beat joining Scientology: neo-Paganism doesn't cost anything.

You get what you paid for, just saying

Oh yeah, I forgot they did the Norse Gods too... must be a bit confusing having 2 different Gods of thunder running around, you'd never know who to blame if you got struck by lightning...

So you're saying if you pay more you'll receive more? If only it were that simple.