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> The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate.
Blackscorpion
post May 1 2007, 19:01
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*M79 flies off, but is undamaged. Switches to HK417 and starts shooting at HH through Witty.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Blackbuck
post May 1 2007, 20:11
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*Witty turns to swiss cheese. Mark discards the corpse and returns fire with the AG-416 loaded with an M1060*


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Blackscorpion
post May 1 2007, 20:16
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*Takes careful but quick aim and blows up the round mid-air. "It's just a very small clay disc!"*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Blackbuck
post May 1 2007, 20:17
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*screams to BS that D@V£ is behind him. BS turns and mark launches another M1060 then runs away*


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post May 1 2007, 20:24
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*Dives for cover, and after the grenade (unharmlessly) explodes, takes M79 and shoots at HH.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Blackbuck
post May 1 2007, 20:33
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*Nade fails to explode*


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post May 1 2007, 21:26
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*Nade hits HH to his right leg. Switches to HK417 and starts shooting through his 5x ACOG.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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Blackbuck
post May 1 2007, 21:54
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*goes prone making a harder target and aims at scorpy with carver's captured l96 firing at his now depledted crotch plate*


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post May 2 2007, 16:21
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Uhhh... I'm behind cover, what're you gonna do, use a bunker buster... bullet?

*Annoyed by Mark's dirtshooting, aims at his head and pulls the trigger.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post May 2 2007, 17:30
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*meh im a seagul* got to restart (my excuse for having a social life atm tongue.gif rofl)


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post May 2 2007, 17:38
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*dies*


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post May 2 2007, 19:59
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*drops by and says "hai guyz icecreamz for evrybody" and runs off again*
 
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post May 2 2007, 20:46
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*Jumps out from behind Blackscorpy and runs after RSM, intent on stealing his icecreams!*


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post May 2 2007, 21:33
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*respawns ahead of RSM and says hi seeing him sprinting at full pelt away from D@V£ and promptly trips D@V£ up ^^*


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post May 2 2007, 21:37
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FORM OF A COW!! [echo]cow cow cow cow....[/echo]

*Fills glasses aplenty for the beleaguered warriors*
 
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post May 2 2007, 21:49
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*enjoys glass of milk and pins D@V£ to the ground to stop hi sodimising the moo moo*


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post May 3 2007, 17:41
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*With everybody chasing RSM or otherwise concentrating on milk, jumps up from bushes and throws shurikens and RGN grenades at everyone. After the way is... clear, picks up a glass, fills it with milk, drinks it and goes back into the forest.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post May 3 2007, 17:53
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*Sad that the nade broke his glass of milk HH retreats to the forest to engage in a deadly game of cat and mouse most likely with him as the mouse*


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post May 3 2007, 18:31
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T3H M1LKI WAS T3H P01ZONN1!!!!1!!1!!


I R WINNAR!
 
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Blackbuck
post May 3 2007, 19:05
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*You tried to kill me :| takes out his 57 and walks to da rat levels the gun and shoots him between the eyes then keels over in pain*


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