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post Oct 31 2008, 10:36
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Symbian S60 3rd Edition + VPN +my uni = Massive fail !


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post Oct 31 2008, 22:11
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post Nov 1 2008, 00:40
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Posing women in general or?


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post Nov 1 2008, 01:48
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Women in general?
 
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Elliot Carver
post Nov 1 2008, 02:14
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heh teh pretty lady ... long story bad ending. Sometimes even the cutest shyest girls turn out to be bitchy sleep around call girls ... *physicaly sick*


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post Nov 2 2008, 16:26
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QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Nov 1 2008, 01:14) *
heh teh pretty lady ... long story bad ending. Sometimes even the cutest shyest girls turn out to be bitchy sleep around call girls ... *physicaly sick*


nice to see your still around thumbsup.gif maybe you have forgotton me by now? or happy.gif

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post Nov 2 2008, 18:00
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QUOTE(Elliot Carver @ Oct 31 2008, 22:14) *
heh teh pretty lady ... long story bad ending. Sometimes even the cutest shyest girls turn out to be bitchy sleep around call girls ... *physicaly sick*

Ah... now I understand...

Wanna call my Australians friends for a non-sexual visit in order to get you money back? They can wait for you if you want.

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post Nov 2 2008, 18:05
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QUOTE(Benoist @ Nov 2 2008, 18:00) *
Wanna call my Australians friends for a gang rape? They can wait for you if you want.


Even if this is meant as a joke...it's a bad one. Refrain from it wink.gif


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post Nov 2 2008, 18:55
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Lol, massive fail jokes for the win! 'nuff said.


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post Nov 4 2008, 11:50
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I was told that I had to be at 8:30 to get some papers. Sure, no problemo, I woke up at 6:30, and went there. After been waiting since 8:00 (because I knew that the line was going to be HUGE) I enter at 8:30 as one of the first people.

"Hello, here can I tramit the Certificated for Penal Records?"
"No champ, that's at 10:00!"
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Why the f*ck, I asked yesterday and they told me "Yeah, it's from half-past eight 'til two o'clock".
 
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post Nov 4 2008, 14:47
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post Nov 4 2008, 16:03
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ph34r.gif That would be a problem?


Nope, but I need it in order to join the Navy. I have all the papers now (well, I have to pick that one tomorrow), but still, the exams aren't very easy.

f*ck, since I wrote that post I've been traveling for one point to another to get those god damn papers, just now I'm at sweet home with the fun at max. I should take a bath.
 
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post Nov 4 2008, 18:01
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Leftism. Seriously.


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post Nov 4 2008, 19:39
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Nov 4 2008, 17:01) *
Leftism. Seriously.


Couldn't agree more. Elitism too.


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post Nov 4 2008, 20:00
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Wait, elitism, with reasons, isn't a bad thing.

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post Nov 4 2008, 23:09
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I earn way to much money to answer than question ... Pimms anyone? tongue.gif

Being a white, single, 18 - 25 male tax payer living in the UK & positive discrimination.


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post Nov 6 2008, 19:23
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Having 4651354684 Rick Rolling videos insted of the actual CoD5 trailer.
 
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post Nov 6 2008, 19:25
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The demo owns the trailer =D


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post Nov 24 2008, 19:33
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Having to study 2 math books and 2 physic books for this 4&5 of December.

And now, I will make the apropiet use of this emoticon: ohnoo.gif ohnoo.gif ohnoo.gif ohnoo.gif ohnoo.gif ohnoo.gif [Ad infinitum]
 
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post Nov 25 2008, 01:42
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Using PNG files where it'd be more appropriate to use JPG.

I'm not kidding. This should be outlawed. I mean, really, why do people head towards this completely obscure format to make 1280*1024 screengrabs?! It's absurd! There's no reason you couldn't use a jpg! Why use a format that doesn't add anything extra to what your doing but weighs about nine thousand times as much! This nothing short of either sheer stupidity or absolute hatred towards anyone with a slow connection!

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