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> The Throwing Things Thread!, That RP thread no one posted in. Until now. Mate.
Elliot Carver
post Apr 28 2007, 23:53
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woop welcome to the show HH thumbsup.gif

*Carver, watching the Katana swing down past his right arm brings the lower end of his bamboo stick past Blackscorpions armpad and over between the fighting pair down behind BS's weapon trapping it, the end of the Katana digging into the ground. Carver luches forward and nutts BS using the forward momentum to push the two over as the nade detonates a few meters behind them. Earth debris rain down on the pair as they fall to the deck...*


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post Apr 28 2007, 23:56
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*legs it to avoid sudden death and retrives his primary from the car* (36C with toys) *Hides out of sight, starts listening to iPod killing soundtrack waiting for relli*


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:03
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*Takes out his tanto knife, pushing aside Carter. With the other hand, throws a white phosporous grenade towards HH's car, setting it on fire.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 00:06
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*Runs toward scorpy brandishing a Wakizashi*


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:10
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Id just like to say i think the OT forum is alive again ^^ no need to thank me hahaha tongue.gif

*Grabs out BS's Glock as he falls, squezing the trigger aimed at the white plume of firey phosporous. The petrol tank takes a direct hit resulting in a fireball rising into the sky setting fire to surround trees and HHs position. Twisted metal shards zip past embeding themselves in the white room off to our left. Carver, rasing an eyebrow, picks himself up off the deck and clamly picks up his stick dropping the empty glock. Brushing off his left sholder he brings the weapon down over his right knee snapping it in two. Wielding the pieces right hand recoild up by his sholder the left ready to slash out he once again eyeballs BS and waits...*


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:16
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*Gingerly gets to his feet shakes debris from hair and looks in coat for a suitable weapon*


*Finds it in the form of a x26 taser and promptly shoots carver in the googlies. Then helps scorpy to his feet and runs for dear life away from JdB*


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:20
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*carver stands there completely unaffected..."balls of steel"*
...ok lol i dont think i can get away with that tongue.gif

*Carver falls, the pain overloading his nurvous system he hits the ground with a thud occasionaly twitching*


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:22
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You know I never actually reloaded the Glock... I just holstered it. Meh lets say there was a round in the chamber. wink.gif

*Tosses some shurikens towards HH again, and then towards Carver, and then pulls out his other (you really thought I wouldn't have a spare?) katana, taking a defensive battle stance once more.*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 00:23
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Rofl i like the fact that even tho im on the deck unconscious you still feel threatened enough to take up a defencive position against me rofl.gif tongue.gif


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:24
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*soundtrack kicks in. Challanges bs with a pair of Stilettos*


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:28
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Meh was typing the answer, then got carried away and posted about 10 mins later than meant.

*Throws more shurikens towards HH*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

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The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 00:31
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*Hits them with swords*. *Digs hole and retires from the evenings fighting*


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:38
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Drop an Atomic bomb at battlefield

end of story tongue.gif


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:39
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We gots a forcefield. Nothing gets in or out till one of us survives, a bit like battle royale only no colars and we bring our own "toys".


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post Apr 29 2007, 00:41
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*Looking blatantly at HH, he sheaths both the tanto and katana. Takes his SR-3 Vikhr compact carbine from his leg holster, extends the stock and fires towards HH*

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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 00:43
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lols only messing buddy happy.gif oh and my bad with the unloaded glock >< cheers
[edit] timeframe b4 the Rewans thermo nuke blast biggrin.gif [/edit]

*Carver awakens. He digs the stick in his right hand into the ground and uses it to pull his wobbly body back to its stance. He rests for a moment on his right knee, pulling the two prongs from his rather sore nether region he dropped them on the floor. Rage flows through Carvers veins. Strength and power return in what seemed an instant unknown to the pair off to his right. A small leaf flutters across the path in front of him, he watches it as the wind starts to pick up. It is soon joined by a few other leaves, the trees start to swey in the wind as it gains in streangth. Carvers hair starts to wip sideways as clouds start rolling in rotating as dust and debris rotate around cavers cyclonic mahem. Lighting streaks across the sky and strikes down through carvers hands now lifted above his head the rawr of the wind masking the eletrical crackling. All that can be seen of carver are his glowing blue eyes as a tree up roots and is lifted up the twister into the sky...*


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post Apr 29 2007, 01:59
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*Seeing that HH has atleast partially vanished and Carter, nor anyone else, is nowhere to be seen, he holsters the Vikhr again and takes off his helmet, looking up to the dark sky and letting the rain wash his face. Pulls his shemagh keep his neck warm and to cover his mouth, and collects few of his shurikens, his other katana and his Glock. Notices some minor damage on his body armor, but is too tired to even take the centerpiece off, instead finding himself a good, covered tree branch well but not too much above the ground, and climbing there. Pulls the shemagh to cover most of his head and starts to sleep...*


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Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!

Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally.

The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 03:08
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*Realising that no one else was all that impressed with his god like tantrum Carver stoped and steped out of the newly dug crater in the ground where the twister had risen. He stood for a moment, composing himself as the rain fell, dripping off the rim of the hat he was now wearing. He noticed BS up a tree looking alittle cold over to his left and thought to himself he didnt quite fancy that. He walked for a few miles west up the mountain side, the little white box room now hidden in the heavy downpour. After several hours Carver came across a small log cabin hidden by trees. The sun had set ages ago as carver stepped through the old door into the pitch black room ... suddenly the light came on and carver looked over to see a stunningly hot chick in a black bakini with long dark flowing hair next to the light switch. She slowly took off her bra and slipped into the hot tub next to the other 3 chicks already in. "what took you so long?" she said "Lets get you out those wet clothes!"*

whaaat?? im not sleeping in a tree in the rain in an RP with no rules tongue.gif
Untill tomorrow thumbsup.gif
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post Apr 29 2007, 03:50
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Walks up behind Carver. Says 'you wanker' and swots him over the back of the head then races him to the bath. Dives into the bath and holds hand out. A scotch on the rocks is placed there.

Well isnt this much nicer than trying to kill each other biggrin.gif


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post Apr 29 2007, 09:51
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*Throw an Champagne bottle over Witty who begin to drink and then shot him with Gauge .12*



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