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 Oct 17 2008, 20:16
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155  |
QUOTE Dave says: That doesn't sound like very good beer to me. Andi says: Silly goose. Dave says: ...wat? Andi says: Dunno. Dave says: Is that suppose to be some kind of insult? Dave says: How is calling someone a Goose an insult? Andi says: I guess it would be an insult for women. Dave says: More to the point... can you be a clever goose? Dave says: Well... Dave says: If your mission was to confuse me, then congratulations Andi says: Thank you, dear Sir. Dave says: No, Thank YOU. Andi says: You like the state of confusion? Dave says: Your little scheme has failed. I have forgotten what you said already and am now preoccupied thinking about your sister. Andi says: She's a beauty Things like this shouldn't happen to normal people... I'm sure of it. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Oct 21 2008, 23:14
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
 Clicky, me and Andy having a very articulate and eloquent discussion. --------------------   -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Oct 22 2008, 08:51
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire  Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
You really need a woman Mark.
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Oct 22 2008, 13:53
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
You can paint on MSN? awesome !
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Oct 22 2008, 17:38
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
QUOTE(Wittmann @ Oct 22 2008, 08:51)  You really need a woman Mark. We both know I do and it isn't going to happen until JynX comes down here next week at least. -------------------- -------------------- Heed my words or risk being beaten with a stick then fed to my associate D@V£ The Rules - Most places have rules, these are ours Read them! Moderation Feedback Thread - Let everyone know how much you don't like D@V£ -------------------- |
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Oct 22 2008, 21:07
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(Helping Hand @ Oct 22 2008, 17:38) We both know I do and it isn't going to happen until JynX comes down here next week at least.  No comment. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Oct 23 2008, 04:12
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
Y'whit?
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Oct 23 2008, 15:54
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Mark's awesome grasp of the English language FTW.
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Oct 24 2008, 16:25
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
Hey, I have to talk with him despite the fact I've spoken the language to any measure for no more than 8 years and I tend to get almost no contact with it (English) nowadays.
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Nov 3 2008, 03:21
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 Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
I thought this might be funny, though the majority of the conversation is by me...
QUOTE Rellikki says:
why there's never toilet paper when i need it my ass is about to blow up of sh*t Kапита́н Кирбы says: its the way of the world Rellikki says: the world might be smart, but i'm one step ahead of it  german-finnish dictionary to the rescue! Kапита́н Кирбы says: LOLOLOLOKLOL PWN 5 minutes later... Rellikki says: hmm, that was actually pretty good toilet paper at least more softer than my old math notebooks Kапита́н Кирбы says: hah |
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Nov 3 2008, 04:30
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
As a German, I feel insulted now.
Be happy that the book you abused was not the Quran, as you would have been besieged from the wee hours of the morning then, by a mob of nice people wielding burning Finnish flags... 
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Nov 9 2008, 19:54
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE Reklikli says: don't tell anyone Reklikli says: but i just woke up Reklikli says: and now it's time for breakfast! ...whoops! (Posted at ~7pm, for those wondering) This post has been edited by D@V£: Nov 9 2008, 19:55 -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 9 2008, 20:33
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
I wonder who that Reklikli guy is.
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Nov 9 2008, 21:33
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 ~Established April, 2004~ Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 800 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Sussex, England Member No.: 34 |
Do you DO sleep. LIAR
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Nov 9 2008, 22:19
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Group: Addon Maker Posts: 1,148 Joined: 4-November 06 Member No.: 13 |
I never said anything about sleeping! Just waking up.
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Nov 10 2008, 02:52
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
QUOTE(da rat @ Nov 9 2008, 20:33) Do you DO sleep. LIAR Or he's lying to me to try and trick me into believing he sleeps so he can sneak attack me while I'm sneak attacking him, I'm under the false impression that he's asleep! We're sneaky like that you see, it's why we poison people so often. This post has been edited by D@V£: Nov 10 2008, 02:52 -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 19 2008, 01:08
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Whoops! Doublepost!
QUOTE Young Paddy, moved to Offaly and bought a Donkey from a farmer for €100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well,then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, What are ya gonna do with him? Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two euro's a piece and made a profit of €898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two euro's back.' Paddy now works for the Irish Government -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 19 2008, 20:20
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Dave says: He was looking for a new way to China.
Andi says: India, wikipedia proves me! Dave says: Wikipedia is clearly wrong. It's a well known fact he was looking for China. Andi says: Okay. Andi says: I mean, it's not like I did give a damn. Andi says: I'm rather wondering why every time I order something in the internets the local postal union starts to go on strike? There must be a coincidence. I mean, their labour dispute has not been settled yet, I know that. Still I'm curious for the exact reason for this mysterious....mystery. Dave says: If you knew, it wouldn't be a mystery, would it? Andi says: They've wiretapped me! Andi says: Andi says: Wait, I'm going to pick up my tinfoil hat. Dave says: No, that was us. Standard protocol, in case the Illuminati try to contact you. You know, can't have anyone else trying to muscle in on our puppet rulers.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Nov 20 2008, 23:47
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 Record Holder for the most Pornstars ever contacted Group: Newshound Posts: 567 Joined: 12-November 06 From: Beyond the event horizon Member No.: 56 |
They recon they've found female hormones in beer. They gave 100 men 10 pints of beer. 100% of them after finishing the beer became emotional, put on weight, talked continuously and couldnt drive. No more tests are planned.
I have a lesbain friend whos a vegan. I asked her how that can be when she likes to eat fish... 
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Dec 2 2008, 17:32
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
CODE Dave says: Underwater bears, I bet he didn't see that one coming! >=D Andrew - "We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are." says: 0= the man is a genius! Dave says: Bear submarines! D= Dave says: Submarines, full of Bears! D= Dave says: Airborne Bears! D= Dave says: SPACE BEARS! D= Dave says: FROM SPACE! D= Andrew - "We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are." says: Moon bears! Dave says: D= I'm sure we agree, the world needs more bears. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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