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[UKGBlazero]

i just had to put this up for you lot to see its from 4 or so weeks a go and its fuuny as frak
[im]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/blazer01/Speeding_Ticket.jpg[/img] Over 150kb
hope its not to big the pic that is lol

This post has been edited by JdB: May 12 2008, 17:24

Reason for edit: Image over 150kb

[D@V£]

Pah... any real pilot would have blown them up.

You can never be too sure with these things.

(Is this the correct account? I seem to remeber the police intentionally aimed at the jet... which was flying at a noticeable altitude.)


(Yeah, you might want to take out the hotlink, that is a bit over regulation...)

[JdB]

It is too big. It takes most people less time to actually check the size of the image than to type "hope its not to big the pic that is lol"

[UKGBlazero]

ya soz lads for the size er is a link to the pic

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/blaz...ding_Ticket.jpg

[UKGBlazero]

and a new one today

LONDON (Reuters) - Aliens from outer space have been visiting Britain for years and UFO sightings doubled after the film Close Encounters was released in 1977, according to secret files collating reports by members of the public.

The alien craft come in all shapes, sizes and colours but their occupants are uniformly green, the Ministry of Defence
The archives (at www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ufos) are the first batch of a four-year release programme of all the ministry's UFO files from 1978 to the present day.

The ministry dismisses 90 percent of the reports as having mundane explanations and leave 10 percent with a question mark and the assurance they are no defence threat.

A 1983 report from a 78-year-old out fishing at midnight tells of following aliens in green overalls on to a spaceship and then being told to go away because he was too old and decrepit for their purposes.

Two years later, a typewritten letter to the ministry tells of an alien spaceship being shot down in the river Mersey in northern England by another spacecraft and of the author developing a warm friendship with an alien called Algar.

Just as Algar was about to reveal himself to the government he was killed by other aliens, the author of the letter writes. He was still in telepathic contact with an alien called Malcben from the planet Platone in the Milky Way, the author added.


"Clearly some reports remain unexplained but we have found no evidence that these phenomena represent a threat to national security and therefore cannot justify devoting Defence resources to their investigation," said an official letter in 1985.
The term Unidentified Flying Object was coined in a U.S. Air Force report three years after the description 'flying saucer' was applied to a sighting in Washington State in June 1947.

In Britain, so worrying was the spate of reports that a secret Flying Saucer Working Party was formed to check them out.

Like the U.S. Air Force, it concluded flying saucers did not exist. But its final report in 1951 was still classified "secret/discreet" and given very limited circulation.

Not all sightings can be easily dismissed as the working of overwrought or intoxicated minds, or triggered by watching Steven Spielberg's Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Royal Air Force personnel, civil aviation pilots and air traffic controllers have also reported sightings and radar tracks that remain unexplained despite high-level investigation.

Among the most famous was the sighting on two occasions of unexplained bright lights landing near a U.S. airbase in Rendlesham Forest in southern England. Even the deputy commander of the base put his name to that 1980 report.

[Deadeye]

i just had to put this up for you lot to see its from 4 or so weeks a go and its fuuny as frak
[im]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/blazer01/Speeding_Ticket.jpg[/img] Over 150kb
hope its not to big the pic that is lol

Must be fake...

The Sidewinder is an Air-Air missile, it is heat-seeking and not radar guided

Too bad it would have been extremly funny indead

[Blackscorpion]

And I doubt they'd have Dutch pilots piloting them... noticed the fakeness after a bit of reading, but agreed, still fun. Suits my style of flying!

[D@V£]

Must be fake...

The Sidewinder is an Air-Air missile, it is heat-seeking and not radar guided

Too bad it would have been extremly funny indead

It is true. It's just the source appears to have (as most newspapers round here do, sadly) gotten themselves some made up quotes.


Or "hey, we've received an outline of a classified document, let's make ourselves look good and forge some quotes from it".

Or "Hey, we can sell more copies of our paper if we put blatant lies on the frontpage!".



Or, as it's most commonly known: "Hey, this is why I have the BBC website RSS feed! "

[Deadeye]

It is true. It's just the source appears to have (as most newspapers round here do, sadly) gotten themselves some made up quotes.
Or "hey, we've received an outline of a classified document, let's make ourselves look good and forge some quotes from it".

Or "Hey, we can sell more copies of our paper if we put blatant lies on the frontpage!".
Or, as it's most commonly known: "Hey, this is why I have the BBC website RSS feed! "

Well then, go and find me a reliable source please