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Jan 10 2017, 07:57
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Quick! Let's raid the I can't find Blackscorpy either! There is only one solution. We must travel to Bavaria and wander the streets crying "ANDI!", rattling boxes of roast pork and potatoes and waving copies of OFP. It may make him trust us and want to come home. -------------------- |
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Jan 12 2017, 12:32
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
Happy day of birthing Andi!
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Jan 12 2017, 17:17
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Happy birthday you closet socialist!
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Jan 20 2017, 17:34
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
It's been a pleasure knowing you all except for D@V£.
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Jan 21 2017, 16:47
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Well, I'll remember that when I send out invites to my "hide in the doom shelter" party.
-------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Jan 23 2017, 11:52
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Admin Extraordinaire Group: Administrators Posts: 907 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 18 |
I'll bring the wine and spirits collection to the Doom Shelter. It's either going to last us several years or several days. Either way, it will be a happy apocalypse!
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Mar 18 2017, 22:19
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
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Mar 18 2017, 22:41
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Don't give me that, you're the person that didn't respond to any of us for several months! I suppose you will blame something trivial like a terminal illness? -------------------- |
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Mar 19 2017, 01:56
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Now why would I do such a thing?
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Mar 19 2017, 02:01
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
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Mar 19 2017, 02:23
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
I spent these past months on a secret mission, gathering intelligence for my closetedly-accepted socialist overlords whether or not Donald Trump and Geert Wilders wore the same hairpiece. As a matter of fact I have gathered samples of head lice faeces from their heads and right about now I'm just about to send them in to Dave's lab. Might I say they smell delicious?
You're welcome, Welshman. You know what's funny? I got a message when I last tried to log in here telling me I had been banned for like a zillion minutes for "too many failed log in attempts". Come on! 174 times isn't that many. -------------------- |
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Mar 19 2017, 10:30
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Exilsaarländer Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 286 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Home is where your heart is: Saarland Member No.: 14 |
Hey there folks!
I recently re-installed ArmA in a fit of nostalgia. Just to see some days later that there is a Humble Bundle to buy ArmA CWC, ArmA: Gold Edition, ArmA2 + Arrowhead + British + Mercanaries, ArmA3 + Cart for 15 $ (please pronounce Dollar with a Quebec-Canadian Accent, it makes it much more fun). And I was like “wwwwoooooooooo” and bought it. So I just finished the ArmA campaign and thought about my lovely youth with OFP, ArmA and this forum. And in a wave of enthusiasm and melancholia I rushed to the forum… just to see that there is still activity! Cool! Well, the German language section seems to dead, but the English section is still a vibrant place full of life (3 comments in one single day, crazy internet)! So I logged in to leave you a few words and to see that I have new PMs (hey, there seems to be the best browser game in the world on a trustworthy Russian website, I guess it seems legit to enter my credit card details). My Steam Download of ArmA 2 will be finished soon and I’m eager to check out the CWR² mod! All the best from Toulouse, Flyer -------------------- |
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Mar 19 2017, 20:04
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Blimey o'riley!
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Mar 20 2017, 18:39
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Exilsaarländer Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 286 Joined: 4-November 06 From: Home is where your heart is: Saarland Member No.: 14 |
Or as we would say in german: Ei der Daus!
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Mar 22 2017, 03:48
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Icicles make for a perfect murder weapon. They're easy to handle (with gloves, which should you be wearing throughout your endeavour anyway), they're stabby, they're going melt away in the sun! A self-destructing murder weapon! Am I really the first person to have considered the practical use of icicles for your murderous needs? Can't be.
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Mar 22 2017, 14:52
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Icicles make for a perfect murder weapon. They're easy to handle (with gloves, which should you be wearing throughout your endeavour anyway), they're stabby, they're going melt away in the sun! A self-destructing murder weapon! Am I really the first person to have considered the practical use of icicles for your murderous needs? Can't be. I'm fairly certain that the cold would affect the wound tissue. Also in a lab an abundance of H2O is going to show. -------------------- |
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Mar 22 2017, 20:30
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Who says you'd leave your stabby icicle behind?
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Mar 22 2017, 21:22
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Isn't that kind of the whole point of a self-destructing murder weapon? That you don't have to try and smuggle a bloodcaked sharp object away from the scene of a stabbing?
Everyone knows the best way to kill someone is by tricking them into posting on an online forum... that you've poisoned! More seriously, though, if I was going to kill someone, I'd get one of those USB hard drives, take the actual drive out, and stuff it with some kind of explosive. Then just send it to them in the post or something. It's just about insane enough to work. -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Mar 23 2017, 01:16
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Guess what we are getting you for your birthday D@V£: That's right, a USB hard drive!
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Mar 23 2017, 12:56
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Guess what we are getting you for your birthday D@V£: That's right, a USB hard drive! Great! I need one of those to stuff full of explosives and send to my enemies! -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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