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Posted on: Jun 23 2017, 22:51


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ZITAT(brataccas @ Jun 23 2017, 22:33) *
putin is the worlds last hope.

It can't be called trolling if it's being done in a thread no one has looked at in years.
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Posted on: Jun 23 2017, 21:57


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ZITAT(brataccas @ Jun 23 2017, 22:39) *
Is this forum closing down?

any chance of setting up a kickstarter and a goal for yearly funds required to keep the site(s?)/forums alive?


You're still alive? I was sure one of those car accidents would take you out eventually. tongue.gif
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Posted on: May 29 2017, 18:45


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The end of an era. Gosh, what's it been? Thirteen years for me, I believe. Thirteen years with so many ups and downs…
I'll have to download a whole lot of addons for OFP to relive the days of old once more. Wanted to replay the Resistance campaign for so, so long…
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Posted on: May 23 2017, 02:53


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Isn't Mark from Manchester? Not that he'd ever visit an Arianda Grande concert, but here's hoping he's okay.
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Posted on: May 12 2017, 06:24


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Islamists don't belong into the category of "people" in my humble opinion… "cockroaches", maybe. "Sexually transmittable diseases". But "people"? That's an insult to the human species. Even to a species that's spawned individuals like Donald Trump, Martin Shkreli, Justin Bieber or Claudia Roth.
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Posted on: May 11 2017, 18:51


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I sympathize with bearded people! So should you! Aren't you a Welshman, and shouldn't your everyday acquaintances be rather... hirsute... anyway? tongue.gif
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Posted on: May 9 2017, 16:37


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If there's one good thing to say about hipsters, it's their beards.
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Posted on: Apr 21 2017, 00:52


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ZITAT(JdB @ Apr 18 2017, 17:03) *
Nothing new there. You've been suffering from militant pacifism for decades rolleyes.gif


Not I mate, not I. And let's not forget who taught the others to become pacifists! biggrin.gif
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Posted on: Apr 18 2017, 00:44


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A belated 'merry zombie jesus day' from me, too! Unfortunately, I'm ill.
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Posted on: Mar 26 2017, 18:31


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Posted on: Mar 25 2017, 04:50


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FFS. I forgot about your birthday, Davidoff. And some others' perhaps. I'm genuinely sorry.
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Posted on: Mar 22 2017, 20:30


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Who says you'd leave your stabby icicle behind? happy.gif
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Posted on: Mar 22 2017, 03:48


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Icicles make for a perfect murder weapon. They're easy to handle (with gloves, which should you be wearing throughout your endeavour anyway), they're stabby, they're going melt away in the sun! A self-destructing murder weapon! Am I really the first person to have considered the practical use of icicles for your murderous needs? Can't be.
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Posted on: Mar 19 2017, 20:36


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Welcher Sterbliche wagt es, meinen Schlaf zu stören?
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Posted on: Mar 19 2017, 20:04


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Blimey o'riley!
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Posted on: Mar 19 2017, 02:23


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I spent these past months on a secret mission, gathering intelligence for my closetedly-accepted socialist overlords whether or not Donald Trump and Geert Wilders wore the same hairpiece. As a matter of fact I have gathered samples of head lice faeces from their heads and right about now I'm just about to send them in to Dave's lab. Might I say they smell delicious?
You're welcome, Welshman.

You know what's funny? I got a message when I last tried to log in here telling me I had been banned for like a zillion minutes for "too many failed log in attempts". Come on! 174 times isn't that many.
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Posted on: Mar 19 2017, 01:56


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Now why would I do such a thing?
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Posted on: Mar 18 2017, 22:19


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Posted on: Dec 10 2016, 19:19


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Just out of curiosity, what do those two verbs mean exactly? We have a similar phrase in these parts, I'm unsure how best to translate it...
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Posted on: Dec 7 2016, 08:41


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I do meet one criterion, though. I'm broke. sad.gif

On a second thought, no I do no meet said criterion. I don't have rich parents who could fund my shenanigans (but will not do so because they hate me for being such a lefty tick).
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Posted on: Dec 6 2016, 08:14


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ZITAT(JdB @ Dec 5 2016, 17:34) *
- Rejection of popular culture;
Aye, "popular" as in "people". They reject what the people deems as culture. I take it you've never watched German national television before? That's not what we deem as culture.
ZITAT(JdB @ Dec 5 2016, 17:34) *
- Vegan;
Take that back! Take that back! mad.gif
ZITAT(JdB @ Dec 5 2016, 17:34) *
- Spent time at a university;
Only I'm not "earning" a degree in 'gender studies' or some other... "science". I earn a degree in actual science. feckoff.gif
ZITAT(JdB @ Dec 5 2016, 17:34) *
- On welfare and/or commiting fraud, other "rebellious" crimes such as squatting a building that wasn't actually vacant;
I'm not, nor am I committing fraud and...
ZITAT(JdB @ Dec 5 2016, 17:34) *
- Militant pacifism.
...Jesus, where is this getting at anyway? I, a pacifist? (Funnily enough, my left hand was actually playing with a defunct .50 AE round while I was reading the latest posts.)
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Posted on: Dec 5 2016, 02:32


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I do not own a telly so as to boycott the propaganda which lefty hipsters want to force on me.
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Posted on: Dec 3 2016, 07:05


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The hell I know. Haven't owned a telly in years. I'm not watching much at all anymore. I can't even remember the last movie I watched in cinema.
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Posted on: Dec 2 2016, 05:36


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Posted on: Nov 28 2016, 23:57


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As far as I'm concerned, only the final product is what I'd deem sexy.



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