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post Nov 25 2016, 12:38
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Nov 24 2016, 22:11) *
Who says that our popes would have to collide in Rome? If the explosion's epicenter was, say, in the midst of the Australian deserts, how far would the immediate destruction radius spread? Far enough to strike Mecca? I mean, Moscow? No, no, I mean, MŁhlenhof-Menzenrath? Can't stand those buggers! mad.gif

Yes.

If it detonated in Australia it would still kill everyone.

By-the-by, the Snooper's Charter passed here in the UK, so, I expect the both of you to be on your best behaviour around the influx of new members who are secretly GCHQ agents trying to figure out exactly what the hell we're up to here.


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post Nov 25 2016, 17:56
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 25 2016, 12:38) *
By-the-by, the Snooper's Charter passed here in the UK, so, I expect the both of you to be on your best behaviour around the influx of new members who are secretly GCHQ agents trying to figure out exactly what the hell we're up to here.


We haven't had anyone new participating here in years. It'd be the easiest counter-intelligence operation in history blues.gif


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post Nov 25 2016, 23:57
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QUOTE(JdB @ Nov 25 2016, 16:56) *
We haven't had anyone new participating here in years. It'd be the easiest counter-intelligence operation in history blues.gif

Nonetheless, it pays to be prepared.

As we all know, the art of subterfuge is misdirection, so, memorize these lines:
1. "Why on earth would I have talked with the Surgeon General of Nicaragua?"
2. "Everyone knows the Voight-Kampf test is infallible."
3. "What could anyone hope to gain by cloning a gorilla?"
4. "I don't think I've even met someone named 'Craig'."
5. "How easy do you think it would be to perform a man-in-the-middle attack on an actual election? Maybe the opinion polls were just wrong?"
6. "Wasn't that the plot of an Austin Powers fan-fiction?"
7. "What's a 'ninja'?"
8. "I'm sorry, I can't talk now, I'm running late for a sports appointment."


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post Nov 26 2016, 08:57
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And "I hereby solemnly denounce all prior dealings I have had with D@VE and was under the impression he was, in fact, a strange Welshman and not a tyrannical genius with the means to launch a successful coup, establishing himself as the dictator of the Isle of Wight."


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post Nov 26 2016, 16:07
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QUOTE(Wittmann @ Nov 26 2016, 08:57) *
And "I hereby solemnly denounce all prior dealings I have had with D@VE and was under the impression he was, in fact, a strange Welshman and not a tyrannical genius with the means to launch a successful coup, establishing himself as the dictator of the Isle of Wight."


You're working for the government which makes it treason. The only punishment for that is death by hanging, or as we call it in 2016 "20 hours of community service" glare.gif


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post Nov 27 2016, 02:00
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Ugh.

Hanging is neither a sexy, painful nor nutritious way to execute someone.


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post Nov 27 2016, 06:28
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What is a sexy method then?


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post Nov 27 2016, 15:16
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Nov 27 2016, 05:28) *
What is a sexy method then?

"Impalement". naughty.gif


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post Nov 27 2016, 18:06
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 27 2016, 15:16) *
"Impalement". naughty.gif


How is that nutritious?


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post Nov 27 2016, 19:48
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QUOTE(JdB @ Nov 27 2016, 17:06) *
How is that nutritious?


Mmmm.... crackling...

(Also, I guess to a lesser extent the other definition of "spit roasting" has some nutritional value...)


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post Nov 27 2016, 21:22
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 27 2016, 19:48) *
[im]http://www.holmansbridgefarm.com/example/cat04_l.jpg[/img]
Mmmm.... crackling...


That's not impalement and the pig was already dead prior to being prepared not to mention the fire not used in conjunction with the pole.

You sir are grasping at straws! mad.gif


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post Nov 27 2016, 22:41
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QUOTE(JdB @ Nov 27 2016, 20:22) *
That's not impalement and the pig was already dead prior to being prepared not to mention the fire not used in conjunction with the pole.

You sir are grasping at straws! mad.gif

Gee Boss, I'm sorry, I couldn't find a picture of a pig, much less a person, being spit-roasted alive.

Anyways, Bavarian Dan the Bavarian Man only asked about sexy execution ("sexecution", if you will) not about nutrition. If I knew I was going to get grilled like this over a throwaway joke I wouldn't have made it, yah humourless bastard tongue.gif


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post Nov 28 2016, 12:32
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QUOTE(D@V£ @ Nov 28 2016, 08:41) *
Gee Boss, I'm sorry, I couldn't find a picture of a pig, much less a person, being spit-roasted alive.

Anyways, Bavarian Dan the Bavarian Man only asked about sexy execution ("sexecution", if you will) not about nutrition. If I knew I was going to get grilled like this over a throwaway joke I wouldn't have made it, yah humourless bastard tongue.gif


I'm pretty sure most German's find roast pork sexy, if not downright erotic. 10 points to Davidov!



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post Nov 28 2016, 23:57
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As far as I'm concerned, only the final product is what I'd deem sexy.



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post Dec 2 2016, 02:57
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RIP you useless waiter from Barcelona! sleep.gif



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post Dec 2 2016, 05:36
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post Dec 3 2016, 01:04
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Dec 2 2016, 05:36) *


I take it this classic hasn't been butchered resynched into German yet?


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post Dec 3 2016, 07:05
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The hell I know. Haven't owned a telly in years. I'm not watching much at all anymore. I can't even remember the last movie I watched in cinema.


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post Dec 4 2016, 16:59
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QUOTE(pMASTER @ Dec 3 2016, 07:05) *
The hell I know. Haven't owned a telly in years.


You're already 20% on the way to becoming a lefty hipster blues.gif

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post Dec 5 2016, 02:32
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I do not own a telly so as to boycott the propaganda which lefty hipsters want to force on me.


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