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 Nov 16 2009, 06:24
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If you are on exercise with an old BTR, attractive women will suddenly lust for you? And despite riding topside, your fatigues will remain pristine?
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Nov 16 2009, 12:31
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 Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain  Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
In Ukraine, the army joins you.
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google!    R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Nov 16 2009, 12:51
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Gentleman Usher of the Banstick  Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 1,781 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Old-Europe Member No.: 11 |
Sounds legit to me ! *takes ukrainian lessons*
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Nov 16 2009, 17:49
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
It says "Contract" on the translation... so might just be a job ad? Trust me, even conscription armies advertise quite a lot... it's called propaganda. Maybe not the type you'd usually think to be military propaganda, but hell, it still is IMHO.
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Nov 16 2009, 21:26
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 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Armstrong and Miller - Record Producer Sketch
Don't want to give the punchline away, but definitely my favourite series of sketches from this show 
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Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Nov 25 2009, 22:40
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ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Rifleman-in-Charge Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 23-November 06 From: Manchester of the North, FI Member No.: 270 |
-------------------- Hakkaa päälle Pohjan poika!
Words were coming out of my fingertips faster than my thoughts could process them in my brains... My plead is for temporary insanity that was caused by permanent insanity of very, very twisted nerve cluster that's called brain matter, that's supposed to be grey but isn't, it's black and has a somewhat sarcastic and dark sense of humor, or lacks it totally. The self-appointed God of Scor Nango. Not an emperor, just... God. |
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Nov 26 2009, 00:16
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 Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
I got a little bored of my style of wallpapers (1 & 2), so I decided to work on a style that is completely new to me.
I was inspired by the style of a wallpaper I posted a while back in the Desktop/Wallpapers thread, so I made one in a similar style. I don't know if there's a name for the style, the closest one I can think of is "abstract".  (Clicky) (you know you want to!  )And I've got the inspiration for the next one already  (abstract as well, though not a "world" view like this one)Also available in 16:9 format here [here]. This post has been edited by I44_John: Dec 7 2009, 00:06 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons.   |
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Nov 30 2009, 23:57
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today i see that in the internet :
 look a little at the russian inscription on the HIND This post has been edited by raphael: Nov 30 2009, 23:57 --------------------   |
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Dec 1 2009, 00:01
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Photoshopped.
And no, I don't mean the caption. Oh and...wrong thread. Moved. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Dec 1 2009, 00:09
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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Group: Moderators Posts: 2,037 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Wales Member No.: 155 |
Fun Fact: Yakov Smirnoff never actually said "In Soviet Russia".
"In America, you have so much freedom, you can go to the White House and say 'I don't like Reagan', it's like this in Russia, you can go to the Kremlin and say 'I don't like Reagan!'" -------------------- The Rules - Nothing too complicated, follow these and we'll have no problems.
Moderation Feedback Thread - Tell everyone how much you Site Issues Thread - Complain about site issues here. We might even fix them! Community Chatter Thread - Furthest Mud-sling gets a free subscription to "JdB Monthly". QUOTE(Major Mike Shearer) We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. QUOTE(Brace Belden) A machine gun is like a woman, I don’t understand it, I’m afraid of it, and one day I’ll accidentally be killed by one. |
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Dec 1 2009, 17:39
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Slightly Mad Scotsman Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 718 Joined: 28-September 07 From: Glasgow, UK Member No.: 1,331 |
QUOTE(I44_John @ Nov 25 2009, 23:16)  I got a little bored of my style of wallpapers (1 & 2), so I decided to work on a style that is completely new to me. I was inspired by the style of a wallpaper I posted a while back in the Desktop/Wallpapers thread, so I made one in a similar style. I don't know if there's a name for the style, the closest one I can think of is "abstract". [Clicky] (you know you want to! )And I've got the inspiration for the next one already (abstract as well, though not a "world" view like this one)That's actually a really nice desktop 
-------------------- Never before in the history of man, was so much buggered up by so few.
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Dec 1 2009, 18:03
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(JynX @ Dec 1 2009, 17:39) That's actually a really nice desktop Of course it is, after all, I created it 
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Dec 1 2009, 22:07
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 ArmA.info Sarcasm Society's Appointed Olivia Wilde Stalker Group: Moderators Posts: 1,482 Joined: 12-November 06 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 113 |
So it came out of your axe wound? 0_o I thought you weren't having any more offspring after the Dave incident |:
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Dec 2 2009, 00:09
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(Blackbuck @ Dec 1 2009, 22:07) So it came out of your axe wound? 0_o I thought you weren't having any more offspring after the Dave incident |: Even the greatest artists fail miserably at least once in their lives 
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Dec 6 2009, 18:56
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 Junior Member Group: Members Posts: 26 Joined: 5-June 09 From: Argentina Member No.: 5,875 |
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Dec 7 2009, 00:05
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
The inspiration worked out in a semi-satisfactory way (may spot something that I want to fix later on, the key to which is not look at your work for a few days to make the flaws stand out). Mixed some things, ancient Greek style of drawing the hair (realistically painted hair would look out of place, I tried it), linedrawing, spicing up the characters etc.
 (Clicky) (you know you want to! )Also available in 16:9 format [here]. Now also available in 16:9 format is the [previous wallpaper]. Easily done if you remember to leave some spaces at the top and bottom of the wallpapers that you can afford to cut off (which I always forgot about). This post has been edited by I44_John: Dec 7 2009, 00:07 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Dec 7 2009, 00:29
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Great artwork, but to be honest none of the kind I'd choose as a wallpaper...
-------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Dec 7 2009, 00:41
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE(pMASTER @ Dec 7 2009, 00:29) Great artwork, but to be honest none of the kind I'd choose as a wallpaper... Can't please everyone Also I don't have this kind of wallpaper on my desktop either, was just bored with my old style and looking for a new challenge. I've had the same wallpaper for years. It's a simple one I downloaded in 4:3 format, and reworked to 16:9.[Link] What's your preferred type of wallpaper? Next is the Christmas banner, which I am going to make animated (doesn't have Happy New Year in it, so an animated gif is going to take care of that). This post has been edited by I44_John: Dec 7 2009, 01:00 -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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Dec 8 2009, 23:53
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Gentleman Usher of the Coffee Stain Group: Site Team Posts: 677 Joined: 5-November 06 From: C18.3#C77.2#G63.1 Member No.: 19 |
Starts fully @ 02:30
BF 1942 Soundtrack (Orchestra) Few soundtracks in the history of movies or video games have been more epic. -------------------- Google Google and Google will google Google! R.I.P. Jacky *1996-†2014 |
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Dec 9 2009, 03:13
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Hipster addonmaker Group: Former .info Serviceman Posts: 2,090 Joined: 1-November 06 From: Kingdom of the Netherlands Member No.: 10 |
Found something called "Literal Version" music videos. I looked at several, but [this one] was the best.
On an explanatory note: The Monkees were fake as hell, didn't play any instruments, and AFAIK didn't sing "their" songs either, as this video points out. -------------------- Creator of dodgy ArmA:CWA addons. |
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